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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Contemplating putting this account to the sword. I have a bad feeling about where Bluesky is going and I’m tired of the ever increasing/encroaching tone policing and faux pearl clutching.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Here’s a thread to peruse whilst polishing your guillotine blades.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh. The bats in my belfry are in uproar tonight after watching this. You were so right @carolynmichelle.bsky.social

Screen shot of the divine Gillian Anderson in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Haven’t had a Digestive biccie in decades! I still haven’t. Making do with the Rich Tea plus over here.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Update : They’re like brand new boots but completely broken in. I wish I had a ‘before’ picture but trust me. They were banjaxed after a couple of years riding the Fenian Broomstick.

Resoled and repaired moto style black leather boots back from the cobbler.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Double plus ungood that she has left us. A complete sounder.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I can’t even use my extremely tortured ‘Ed Shoneen’ joke because that bleating ginger drrrrrip IS. NOT. IRISH. I’m astonished by how many otherwise intelligent people assume he is.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That’s the new Chuck E Cheese band member. Mucho Mogadonnel.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Those wee snails fighting off that orange rapey cunt in Doonbeg have more spine than Micheál Martin.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every fucking golf club (building and bendy stick thing) should burn. All courses rewilded, farmed or turned into parks. Except one. That course should be liberally sprinkled with anti-personnel mines and golfers should be made play it. Repeatedly. Until we’ve used up all the mines and golfers.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Are there any Loyalist bonfires needing U.S. flegs?

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So the Yuge Orange Cunt wants a united Ireland? The jokes write themselves sometimes.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love a Saab. These long bois are substantial aircraft.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In the Ladies*at the Kink/SlutMeet and half a second passes before some dopey gowl hammers at the door. Him : “If you don’t let me in imma piss myself.” Me: *Settles in* “How DID you know my kink is making men piss themselves in public?” Him: * Moaning* “ i’M sErioUs” Me: “ Oh, baby.” * Ha!

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’ve a few letters from America for the two lads. C-U-N-T-S

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Lads! The ‘large drone’ spotted in the Irish Sea was actually Michael McDowell coming back from downloading his latest instructions in Tanerife. #Speirgorm

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I had business to attend to at a cobbler’s shop today. An actual cobbler’s like. Leather chaos in all forms all over the gaff, bashed thumbs, cash only, various sized lasts arrayed like sentries, handwritten paper ticket and told to come back in 8 days. Entirely offline and it smelled divine.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So I suppose I can just fuck off then, Simon? Oh wait. I already did. Yonks ago. Forced overseas by decades of FFG incompetence, disenfranchised and forgotten like so, so many of us. The fucking state of ye, Harris. #Speirgorm

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Dracula Wakes Up from Coffin

Alt: Black and white gif of a lady vampire slowly rising from her coffin to begin her ‘day’ which is OBVIOUSLY NOT EARLY IN THE MORNING, SIMON HARRIS YOU FUCKIN GOWLBAG.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Checking in on #speirgorm to see if the Doonbeg Serf Club are at it again. Ha! Joke premise there. Like the Brits, they’re never not at it.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

At the range with Gothson 1 this morning. Older couple strike up conversation. Strong NYC accents. Recently transplanted to the area. Me *In chaos goblin mode* : “ Are ye from Boston then?” Them: “ NO! We escaped the communists in NYC” Gothson 1 “ Don’t bother unpacking then, Comrades!” BWAAA

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I have nuptials (the fools) to attend at the end of this month. As my WARdrobe is somewhat…somber in colour and disposition (not to mention dire warnings against wearing black to this folly from a lawyer) I must pass for human on the day (more bullshit) This requires ‘shopping’. THE HORROR.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I was today years old when I twigged the origins of ‘pannier’…AND YES! I KNOW THAT IS TECHNICALLY NOT ONE SO STAND FAST BIKE CARGO KNOWERS. OBVIOUSLY.

A cargo box atop the Fenian Broomstick early today containing two loaves of bread. One sliced in a plastic bag and a chonky sourdough loaf in a brown paper one.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There was a coyote creating SCENES at FDK earlier today. Several aircraft had to go around because of the bold canine. The controller (despite extra workload) had a grudging respect for it. ATC: *Running commentary on Coyote* Me :”Meep Meep!” ATC: “ THANK YOU! THAT’S WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR!”

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If any and all protest is treated as ‘terrorism’ then what are they going to do when the placards turn into car bombs?

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh, hey Canada. I couldn’t help noticing you across the lake there. I like your vibe.

A very green bit of Canadian farmland by a lake shore. Not Lake Ontario unfortunately. It’s ALWAYS going to be Ontario. Trump can fuck all the way off. Photo is partitioned by a silver wing.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There’s yer man, Chuy there. Keeping an eye of his Flock. Gave me an ‘Nawful fright.

Tiny Jesus surveillance node in some sort of enamel Ur-Bento box thingy spying on people having their brekkie. There is a red thing (crab/lobster maybe?) in the adjacent compartment which kind of amuses me as it suggests that someone venerates Decapoda or maybe it’s nothing of the sort and I made that up because I was bored off my tits.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Baltimore, Portland, Oakland, Detroit, Philadelphia. All recently visited and all places I feel waaaay more at home and safe than Wingnut, N.C. or whatever southern small town or suburb I happen to be in. I see the hardship. I’m not blind but I also see the resilience, community and tenacity.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lads! Feens! Beours! Comrades! Mad love to @bsakat.bsky.social for showing me around his beloved Detroit today. A perfect gentle knight on a mighty steed. Sounder, honorary Fenian and overall Good Egg.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I shall be in Detroit tomorrow. I need to rehabilitate some memories of previous visits. However, pilots on acid are generally frowned upon so I shall require intoxicants of a different kind.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lads! I’ve been Béal na Bláth-ned by a team of sniper pints. Fierce messing now for a Monday. My hair’s a feck, my eyes have changed colour (again-they do that a lot) and a trucker at the bar is chancing his arm. This night could go anywhere.

A gray/blonde woman in her mid 50s with big square readers and a gray gay ghost t-shirt is exerting all the willpowers to appear in the vicinity of sober.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wnen the WX gods are straight up fucking with you.

Departure airport depicted on a chart with a Havocado thunderstorm cell sitting on it.

Arrival airport about to be rinsed by a different Havocado thunderstorm cell.

The full route on a chart. Dep. and arr. airports are being entertaining thunderstorms. The route between the two is fine.

For now.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Every time the airlines croak their version of the siren’s song at me I think of the time I made a plane full of executives wave to the smallies at the airport fence. A popular destination for school/daycare/family outings. When my first ‘request’ went unheeded I did what any Irish pilot would do.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Being prepped for the bum periscope. Nurse: “ Can you remove your septum ring?” Me: “ Uuuuuh, I don’t like where you’re going with this.”

Eugene “ Arseface” Root from the Preacher graphic novels.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

At the very spendy hospital today for a bum periscope ( all is good. Just screening. GET IT DONE!) and I spy this howler. I wonder if the Braille is banjaxed too.

There will be signs.

A sign that reads “ EXIT TO COORIDOR” in very spendy endoscopy centre is a major hospital system’s flagship facility.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The only “trickle down” I want to see is from the guillotine baskets.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I got my very first LEGO set today. First LEGO anything. At 54 human years of age. Worth the wait. The truth IS out there.

LEGO X-Files set. My very first LEGO. Look, I know. It’s fucking ridiculous and ridiculous it’s shitty of me to spend that much on myself for a toy in the midst of all that’s going on in the world right now.

I get it. I’m fucking preposterous. HOWFUCKINGEVER I am also expelling some deep traumatic memories with this so judge me if you like.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why yes. I DID upgrade just to sneer at the Gothsons as they shuffled aft to steerage. The 45kg of obsidian in my checked bags may have had something to do with that decision as well.

Me. Blondish middle age white woman with glasses siting in an upgraded seat on an airliner .

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In an absolutely feral dive bar in Portland last night with Gothson II. He suggests we strike up conversations with the locals by asking them about their favourite episode of Portlandia. Shit stirirng little fucker. So proud *sniff*

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Of course looking like a derpy gobshite on hols is not restricted to the Gothsons.

An utterly cursed gothograph of me, a mid middle ages white woman with “ my hair is a feck” hair, derpy glasses and gormy expression on my face.

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