The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026// that’s a joke by the way. The joke is the absurdity of left handedness being gross Imagine being prosecuted for being left handed Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to go attend a witch trail to see if I float 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026But can you write much with your right arm? 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Anyways, I beat up Condiment King all the time. I still have a grudge over the Big Belly Burger incident. THOSE WERE MY ANIMAL STYLE FRIES!” 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Never too deep though. We all saw the finale 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026That’s how he got his name after all 110
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fun fact! Each of these are personally tested by The Deep. 110
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I still like Count Chocula better 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“How much do you relate to this meme?” 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just realized. She’s named Firecracker and she’s a white chick with red hair 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Leaked audio from #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 022
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“GIVE US THE EDIT BUTTON AND THE ABILITY TO POST GIFS, VIDEOS, AND PHOTOS IN ONE POST! PLEASE BLUESKY LOGO MAN!” 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! I know that shadow. I know that shape! 101
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“The Deep isn’t gay. He is a proud pescasexual ligma male.” 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Samuel 18:25 The price for the bride is 100 foreskins!” 100
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026clears throat “You lost the game.” 100
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“HA HA HA HA! YOU WANT CHAOS? I’ll show you chaos.” 100
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“Why the fuck would I say he’s a French Fry?” 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“Hey. What do you call a French dude who gets the electric chair?” 110
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026// I think it’s the sauce that’s the worst aspect for me. Like I have to many horrifying visual ideas of innuendos that can go into slogans, bottle design, and commercials. But unlike Garth Ennis at times, I can tell myself maybe let’s not put that one on paper 110
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“And be sure to purchase the Crispy Flounder Fish Sandwich! The Deep loves it! Especially with extra Deep Sauce!” 121
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026sings to himself “Love that chicken from Popeyes!” 020
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026he’s crashed his car through a Quiznos 120
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“God, this drive thru at Subway is taking FOREVER!” 120
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“I’ve been told my joke was offensive and I have five seconds to apologize before Supergirl rams her fist through my body.” clears throat “………….” brings out a ukulele and then imitates an explosion 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“Have those two fucked yet? Or as they say on Krypton…” screams loudly and imitates an explosion 110
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“Ligmas. The kind of men who are able to take a pounding and keep going round after round. They see all the loads beautiful men and women take and they say, I can take way more loads than they can. When life gets hard, they don’t just deal with the tip of the iceberg. They take the whole length” 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“Oh it’s more than just Gen Alpha, Sea Man! The whole internet is into ligma! It’s the hottest new thing!” 100
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“I’d say you’re more of a ligma.” 210
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Did that man’s hair just get a boner? 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Listen. You keep setting me up for these jokes. 010
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Supergirl isn’t flexible. Breaking the fantasies of an entire really specific subreddit 020
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Now you can eat Supergirl without having to deal with her emotional baggage! 030
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026“Elmur Fudd is looking a little different today.” 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026throws a bag of rice “Shit!” throws a water balloon “Dammit!” 000
The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026throws a raw steak at him “………didn’t work.” throws a Silver the Hedgehog plushie at him “Dammit!” throws a Fyre Festival DVD at him “LIAR” 010