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The Creeper (Jack Ryder)

@gothamcreeper.bsky.social
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My name is Jack Ryder. I make trouble for a living. I like making trouble. Trouble opens people's eyes. I suppose it was only a matter of time before trouble came looking for me.

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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
// that’s a joke by the way. The joke is the absurdity of left handedness being gross Imagine being prosecuted for being left handed Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to go attend a witch trail to see if I float
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Left handed? Gross. Bleh.
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not anymore. Not until you heal.
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But can you write much with your right arm?
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Anyways, I beat up Condiment King all the time. I still have a grudge over the Big Belly Burger incident. THOSE WERE MY ANIMAL STYLE FRIES!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
his ears are slightly on fire
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“My ears are burning”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fun fact! Each of these are personally tested by The Deep.
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I still like Count Chocula better
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
IT’S PIKACHU
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“How much do you relate to this meme?”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just realized. She’s named Firecracker and she’s a white chick with red hair
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Leaked audio from #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He’s a big fan of ‘stroking’
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“TREE LOBSTERS!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! I know that shadow. I know that shape!
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“The Deep isn’t gay. He is a proud pescasexual ligma male.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Samuel 18:25 The price for the bride is 100 foreskins!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“HA HA HA HA! YOU WANT CHAOS? I’ll show you chaos.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Hey. What do you call a French dude who gets the electric chair?”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“And be sure to purchase the Crispy Flounder Fish Sandwich! The Deep loves it! Especially with extra Deep Sauce!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“God, this drive thru at Subway is taking FOREVER!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Have those two fucked yet? Or as they say on Krypton…” screams loudly and imitates an explosion
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“Oops I ruined it.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“I’d say you’re more of a ligma.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Did that man’s hair just get a boner?
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Such a rude little lad
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I see it.
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Listen. You keep setting me up for these jokes.
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Supergirl isn’t flexible. Breaking the fantasies of an entire really specific subreddit
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Now you can eat Supergirl without having to deal with her emotional baggage!
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“Elmur Fudd is looking a little different today.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
throws a bag of rice “Shit!” throws a water balloon “Dammit!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
throws a raw steak at him “………didn’t work.” throws a Silver the Hedgehog plushie at him “Dammit!” throws a Fyre Festival DVD at him “LIAR”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
//
static.klipy.com
Creepy Adventure Time Character
ALT: Creepy Adventure Time Character
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Jump in to find out
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You know who else is ugly and full of acid? MY MOM
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bruce Wayne married? I’m sure this one will turn out just like the last time he got married
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
he crawls up next to her, covered in blood. He slowly pushes himself up and coughs “Notice how all of that was hit and runs?” He takes a deep breath and leans against the wall “So. You must be…Tooth, right?”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
he slowly stands up and starts to laugh He’s completely fine “Tada!” he gets hit by a speeding truck
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Can Batman do THIS?!?” runs into traffic and gets hit by multiple cars
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Batman also once thought I was a bad guy. Then again most do. It’s because I look like The Joker if he had jaundice and rolled around in mustard
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Handsome men?!? WHERE? IS IT CONDIMENT KING?!?”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Batman kicked me out of Gotham one time. I did nothing wrong!”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
jumps through a window and lands on the ground, shards of glass stuck all over his body
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Who is Polly Cule?”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“I’m glad to have a fan. Most folks scream in terror or would rather watch me on live streams or TikTok clips with unfitting music playing in the background.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“I’m /always/ around. Just creeping around as I usually do.”
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The Creeper (Jack Ryder) @gothamcreeper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Not my problem, Salad Fingers!”
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