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인사반파자구계통 팬아트계정/스포주의/막북군x상청화(주력) #moshang ,낙빙하x심청추/20🔼/공깨X/ postype:https://gosonamen.postype.com/ Twitter(X): @gosonamen
인사반파자구계통 팬아트계정/스포주의/막북군x상청화(주력) #moshang ,낙빙하x심청추/20🔼/공깨X/ postype:https://gosonamen.postype.com/ Twitter(X): @gosonamen
![pg1&2: An Ding Peak, Year 18 of the black dragon emperor (18yrs post-canon)
[The 1st try] (moshang are trying to make out):
sqh: M-mmm
mbj: How sweet. Everywhere I touch, your hair stands on end. [pinches sqh nipple] Here too. So quick to harden.
sqh: t-that is because your hands- Are so cold!
mbj: oh? Cold this, cold that. Always whinning over every little thing. And yet, you shiver so pretily when my hands go up and down.
sqh: h-hhnn!
mbj: yes..just like that. How interesting. If your whole body is like this, I wonder...
sqh: mobei!!
mbj: what else will harden under my hand.
disciple, knowing on the door: shizun? Are you in? I have the scrolls you requested earlier.
mbj, with murdering aura: I'll kill th-
sqh: NO! I need those scrolls! Let them leave.
mbj, covering sqh's mouth: then stay quiet, lest you want them to pay for interrupting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreicyl5vwnulu5tz2h4f4m5al5imyctksda7p4zu3mbzwnpqkgm5ime)
![p3&4:
Disciple, pondering while sqh lets out a muffled moan inside the house: hmm what to do. He didn't give any instructions on how to act in case he wasn't here...Maybe it was an emergency. Well, whatever. I'll just take a nap and come back later. Profit!
sqh: mmbe-mobei! they're gone!
mbj: any other disciples you're expecting? I froze the door.
sqh: Not that I know of. Unless something happens, of course..
mbj: it better not.
sqh, turning to hug him: you can have me all to yourself now.
[The 2nd try]
mbj: all for myself? Who was complaining about the cold just now?
sqh: I thought you wanted to find out just how much my body answers to your hands?
mbj: not just my hands.
sqh: hmmm you're right. Not just your ha-
Disciple1, outside the house: Shizun! Eh, is he not here? It's quiet.
Disciple2: Just leave it inside, I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
mbj:these litt-
Disciple 1: Yeah I- Wait. The door won't budge. It's cold too! Feel it!
Disciple 2, confused: Cold, why would it- Oh NO. No, no, no. Let's go away.
Disciple 1: huh: why?
Disciple 2: this door is made out of wood. If it feels cold, it can only mean one of two things: either that scary demon is visiting, or shizun is making it cold to...Y'know. "Relax"
Disciple 1: 'relax'..? oh. OH.
Disciple 2: let's go, I do not want to know what's behind it either way. We can come back later...
Sqh, mortified: Oh those IDIOTS!
mbj: relaxing in the cold, hm? Advisor shang sure has changed...
sqh: Shut uuuup, don't mention it!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreihlrucpuzxcvssihqvavjb25sd5ot25mbbll2phi3y2ei4426bn5i)
![p4&5 [The 3rd try]
sqh: have mercy on me, my king. I can only take so much...
mbj: are you not ashamed of lying to your king like that?
sqh: you wound me. I thought you liked the sound of my whinning!
mbj: the only sounds I want right now are the ones I take out of you.
sqh: how unfair-
mbj: not unfair. I'm only enjoying what's mine.
[strong knocks on the door stop them yet again]
mbj: enough. This was the last straw. I'm killing them.
sqh, dramatically holding on to mbj: Mobei, no!! My disciples! I'll have to get new ones!!
lbh, outside: MOBEI!
lbh, knicking the door open with his feet: shizun had urgent business, come with me for a patrol-
sqh: junshang!?
lbh: oh, shang qinghua. You're here too.
sqh: of course I am, it's my peak!!
lbh: Anyway. Come with me, mobei.
mbj: No. There is no such thing as a "patrol", jun shang.
sqh, in a small voice: wait, what is this sudden telenovela pacing-
[lbh and mbj fight panel]
sqh: ARGH! DON'T FIGHT-
[DING! DING! DING! INSTANT WIN FOR THE PROTAG HALO]
mbj: ...
sqh: MOBEI-!! Did I just fall into a botched plot!? MY KIIING!
[THE LONELY ADVISOR BONUS SCENARIO SUCCESSFULLY STARTED <OV
MOBEI JUN:+100 HORNY POINTS & +70 RAGE POINTS]
sqh: Unfilial son! Cruel protag halo!! Stupid plot! My dick huuurrrtsss! Mobeiiiii!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreih7tqwbpges2uowmiv7mhhzfgspfw6n3bi4j4avn4jubgegko3ldu)
![Bonus page:
mbj, severily blue balled, after being immediately abandoned by lbh as soon as sqq came back: Qinghua. Once I'm back...I'm locking us up for a week.
[END]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreigtz4x2mpzy6qvptjbjamhaicvjgc2xiantmojlyfpjs4iygwauj4)
![panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
SQH [Narration]: I'm not a fan of playing dress up.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreihlo35hnvqbx7jvluyon7pjkkbzmuultwr7utdyulg2rqxvemqzhi)
![[Nordern Fortress, Royal living quarters]
p3:
sqh[Narration]: Hairdos, layers enough to make the north feel hot, hairpins and jewelry that I dare not weight lest I find out they weight as much as me. Such a hassle.
p4:
MBJ: Are you done already?
SQH: Yes. Did you not enjoy the show?
p5:
MBJ: Hmm. I would've enjoyed more if you'd let me do it.
SQH (laughing): You take too long. We need to be practical today, my King. Come on, now.
sqh[Narration]: But sometimes, [an] unavoitable [hassle]. Like today.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreif3spz6gdoi377yy2fp2zh3him7o42lhdvv2hwwgao5gwaexagnyy)
![p2:
SQH [Narration]: So when it happens, I have fun in other ways.
SQH: Ah. So beautiful.
p3, SQH [Narration]: Taking care of my king.
p4, sqh: Every one will be in awe of your presence, my king. But none more than me.
SQH [narration]: Making sure he will be the most stunning person in the entire event...
p5-6, MBJ: Then this king is satisfied. Let's finish this. The sooner we go, the faster we return.
SQH [narration]: Althought the truth is that I'm happy only I get to see him bare and honest.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreife4cu7ravlewcax2ag5cf3qlbui7xiemu7m2lb2wyu7erfnrnhim)
![panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
[One day, tail end of winter]
p1:
sqh: YOU NEVER ATE!? Not even an apple!? Or a grape??
mbj: well. It's not that I never tried...
p2:
mbj: But whenever I get too close to anything, it always freezes on the spot.
sqh: No! This is so sad!!
p3 (sqh dreams of an overly exxagerated dramatization of mobei jun approaching a tasty fruit and then crying very sad as it freezes over and turns into an ice cube)
Sqh: My poor mobei...
mbj (not seeing any problem with it):...
p4:
mbj: Is it very bad?
sqh: It's just that you deserve to indulge, too!! Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you!
p5:
mbj: Anything?
sqh: Yes!
p6: Then...Blueberries...?
sqh:Oh?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreibrukvjhycqc4n4ba663obt6my3q62liibkoapopjejhf26r6fwne)
![p1:
lbh [memory]: There are not enough months in a year..To give you all the [REDACTED]
sqq (coming to a completely wrong conclusion): THAT IS THEIR TRUE MEANING!
p2, sqq (thinking about horny things): Binghe, is this what you wanted?? I didn't know you could be so kinky!!
p3, sqq: If I knew this before...ah! No time to feel sorry about it now! DON'T WORRY, BINGHE! NEXT SEASON WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL!!! ... I will be...
p4, sqq: Ready to forget...About time with you...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreiczelg2dxvni2dbb42hbm7bndqprfzjaoxns6qsz7h26i5abzg63i)
![p1, lbh (thinking): He looked so beautiful with the crown..A true prince! I wonder how long they lasted... Maybe I should ask Shang shishu for some everlasting ones. Shizun...I can't wait to see you again.
p2 [Later that year]:
lbh: Shizun! How I missed you!
sqq (laser focused on lbh's crotch): BINGHE! (thinking) This time I will take good care of you, my adorable sun...!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreiaymagua5ywvxm6kza2ju4h3ay7ndclndy6b7ofcvks5rnxaijnee)
![panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
[one day, late autumn]
p1:
sqq: He knew normal flowers would wither very fast in my presence. Si these are flowers he got from shang qinghua himself.
lbh [memory]: "There are not enough months in a year"
p2:
lbh [memory]: "to give you all the primroses and arbustus in this world. So I will keep gifting them to you until we manage to change time, or perhaps stop it altogether."
sqq: that is what he told me.
p3, sqq (thinking): they must have a special meaning. Something related to spring. They have to! He even told me their names...
p4, sqq (thinking): but I can only see spring from afar. So I have to talk to mobei jun...
p5, sqq: AARRGH! Can't be helped. I NEED to know!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreia3ci53rml2vt7jooyihd3mbipmrk4w3ccl32qz7jo2i6swkbwabe)
