take the kids outta the room, I'm romanticizing everything again: If I were to make moshang into a cosmic themed au,
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![Left page, top:
P1, sqq, closely watching the symbiote container: so all that operation was for a bunch of curious little slimes, huh. Such a pretty color...you don't look so dangerous inside your container, do you? Ah well, at least it's all over now..
P2, sqq, placing the container back on the holder: You!
Subordinate out of sight: yes, sir?
Sqq, not noticing the movement inside container: I'm heading out. Don't forget to leave the report on my table by morning.
Subordinate: got it!
Left page, bottom:
Sqh, who was going back home to chill and have dinner: Look detective, if you're not here to arrest me, then-
[Lbh, inside sqq's head]: shizun, do not worry.
Sqq, pulling his coat up: just this once, ok!? I know you too have a-a..a symbiote with you, so that- when he fills you >like that<
[Lbh]: we know what shizun likes better than anyone. Better than THEM.
Sqh: like what? Sigh, I told you. He is a part of you now. Fused to you until forced out. So just get used to it. You'll like it soon enough.
[Lbh]: shiun likes us filling. Leaving no gaps.
Sqq: L-LIKE IT!? That's just....
Sqh:...so you already like it, huh. Well then. Our business here is done and over, with.
Sqq: W-wait!!
Sqh: Dooone!
Right page, sqq holding a lbh umbrella:
[Lbh]: shizun, this isn't what we meant when we said we wanted to be outside!
Sqq: I told you: To be out, you need to look normal!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ub5zgmjpeiw6oydyducbxs4/bafkreibmawns277v4i7lsiznzetaovptqceqzpe6qku6utjkuedihlcsle)
![pg1&2: An Ding Peak, Year 18 of the black dragon emperor (18yrs post-canon)
[The 1st try] (moshang are trying to make out):
sqh: M-mmm
mbj: How sweet. Everywhere I touch, your hair stands on end. [pinches sqh nipple] Here too. So quick to harden.
sqh: t-that is because your hands- Are so cold!
mbj: oh? Cold this, cold that. Always whinning over every little thing. And yet, you shiver so pretily when my hands go up and down.
sqh: h-hhnn!
mbj: yes..just like that. How interesting. If your whole body is like this, I wonder...
sqh: mobei!!
mbj: what else will harden under my hand.
disciple, knowing on the door: shizun? Are you in? I have the scrolls you requested earlier.
mbj, with murdering aura: I'll kill th-
sqh: NO! I need those scrolls! Let them leave.
mbj, covering sqh's mouth: then stay quiet, lest you want them to pay for interrupting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreicyl5vwnulu5tz2h4f4m5al5imyctksda7p4zu3mbzwnpqkgm5ime)
![p3&4:
Disciple, pondering while sqh lets out a muffled moan inside the house: hmm what to do. He didn't give any instructions on how to act in case he wasn't here...Maybe it was an emergency. Well, whatever. I'll just take a nap and come back later. Profit!
sqh: mmbe-mobei! they're gone!
mbj: any other disciples you're expecting? I froze the door.
sqh: Not that I know of. Unless something happens, of course..
mbj: it better not.
sqh, turning to hug him: you can have me all to yourself now.
[The 2nd try]
mbj: all for myself? Who was complaining about the cold just now?
sqh: I thought you wanted to find out just how much my body answers to your hands?
mbj: not just my hands.
sqh: hmmm you're right. Not just your ha-
Disciple1, outside the house: Shizun! Eh, is he not here? It's quiet.
Disciple2: Just leave it inside, I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
mbj:these litt-
Disciple 1: Yeah I- Wait. The door won't budge. It's cold too! Feel it!
Disciple 2, confused: Cold, why would it- Oh NO. No, no, no. Let's go away.
Disciple 1: huh: why?
Disciple 2: this door is made out of wood. If it feels cold, it can only mean one of two things: either that scary demon is visiting, or shizun is making it cold to...Y'know. "Relax"
Disciple 1: 'relax'..? oh. OH.
Disciple 2: let's go, I do not want to know what's behind it either way. We can come back later...
Sqh, mortified: Oh those IDIOTS!
mbj: relaxing in the cold, hm? Advisor shang sure has changed...
sqh: Shut uuuup, don't mention it!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreihlrucpuzxcvssihqvavjb25sd5ot25mbbll2phi3y2ei4426bn5i)
![p4&5 [The 3rd try]
sqh: have mercy on me, my king. I can only take so much...
mbj: are you not ashamed of lying to your king like that?
sqh: you wound me. I thought you liked the sound of my whinning!
mbj: the only sounds I want right now are the ones I take out of you.
sqh: how unfair-
mbj: not unfair. I'm only enjoying what's mine.
[strong knocks on the door stop them yet again]
mbj: enough. This was the last straw. I'm killing them.
sqh, dramatically holding on to mbj: Mobei, no!! My disciples! I'll have to get new ones!!
lbh, outside: MOBEI!
lbh, knicking the door open with his feet: shizun had urgent business, come with me for a patrol-
sqh: junshang!?
lbh: oh, shang qinghua. You're here too.
sqh: of course I am, it's my peak!!
lbh: Anyway. Come with me, mobei.
mbj: No. There is no such thing as a "patrol", jun shang.
sqh, in a small voice: wait, what is this sudden telenovela pacing-
[lbh and mbj fight panel]
sqh: ARGH! DON'T FIGHT-
[DING! DING! DING! INSTANT WIN FOR THE PROTAG HALO]
mbj: ...
sqh: MOBEI-!! Did I just fall into a botched plot!? MY KIIING!
[THE LONELY ADVISOR BONUS SCENARIO SUCCESSFULLY STARTED <OV
MOBEI JUN:+100 HORNY POINTS & +70 RAGE POINTS]
sqh: Unfilial son! Cruel protag halo!! Stupid plot! My dick huuurrrtsss! Mobeiiiii!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreih7tqwbpges2uowmiv7mhhzfgspfw6n3bi4j4avn4jubgegko3ldu)
![Bonus page:
mbj, severily blue balled, after being immediately abandoned by lbh as soon as sqq came back: Qinghua. Once I'm back...I'm locking us up for a week.
[END]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreigtz4x2mpzy6qvptjbjamhaicvjgc2xiantmojlyfpjs4iygwauj4)
![PG 1:
[late night, Qing Jing Peak year 19 of the black dragon emperor]
Panel 1: Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu are both a bit downed after drinking so much.
SQQ: I’m telling you, airplane! That’s what happened, I swear!
sqh: yeah, yeah, you drunk geezer. I should go before binghe sees me here... (mumbled: my king..)
sqq: yes you should, you’re already asleep anyway. I don’t want your lazy ass snoring here when he comes home. he gets very territorial whenever I drink.
Panel 2: Shang qinghua smiles with his eyes closed
sqh: What is it with demons and being so possessive.. (mumbled: kinda cute tho...)
panel 3: shadows start creeping up sqh's arm, gently touching him
sqh: haa so gentle... feels like my king’s shadows...
Sqq: what?
panel 4: mobei jun starts taking shape through the shadows
sqh: would you come for me if I wanted a lift, my king..
Sqq: Air-Shang-shidi...
sqh [sighing]: I don't want to fly black, I just want.. you..
Sqq [to mbj]: aargh whatever. Just take him.
pg2:
panels 1 & 2: mobei jun carefully lifts sqh
mbj: consort shen.
Sqq: Don’t mention it. take care.
panel 3: moshang's room in the northern fortress
sqh: My king. My king. You came for me...!
panel 4-6: mobei talks to qinghua as he lays him on the bed
mbj: you’re drunk.
sqh: how do you know?
mbj: you’re talking to me with your eyes closed, qinghua.
sqh: LIES!
sqh [while opening eyes and craddling mbj's face in his hands]: see? Would a drunk guy do this!? Eyes wide open. to see you looking just at me.
mbj: ...drunk.
sqh: My heart is drunk for yoou, my kiiing!
mbj [holding qinghua's hands]: you should change. Go sleep.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreie3wsc44ixjzjajjgu3ievqf6ygn6gi6hxgh6yhdtgi3kbyxtj6j4)
![Pg 3, panel 1: Shang Qinghua holds mobei jun's wrists and kisses his fingers, smiling
sqh: only if my king helps me like he did before, with these very hands..do you remember? I miss it so much...
panels 2&3: mobei jun opens his mouth for a moment, but closes it back again, solidifying his resolve.
panels 4&5: qinghua continues holding mobei's hands and talking, ignoring as moibei jun gets on the bed, placing himself between qinghua's legs.
sqh: but what should I do...I don’t want to part with them...
mbj: you don’t have to. this king will take care of you.
panels 6&7: qinghua is completely covered under mobei jun's figure, and mobei bends down, letting qinghua's continue to hold his hands but resting his face on his belly
sqh: will you? Even without your hands...My king is truly powerful.
mbj: You of all people should not underestimate anyone.
pg4, panels 1 to 4: mobei jun bites down qinghua's belt and grinds the fabric between his teeth, ripping it apart.
sqh: what will you-
sqh [gasping]: M-mobei..Mobei!
panel's 5 &6: Qinghua finally releases mobei's hands while mobei jun nuzzles sqh's belly between the fabric until it falls open.
mbj: did you not want me to help you? Did you not say you missed me?
sqh: yes but y-
mbj: I miss you too.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreiahtcc6xzox22qucw54c4a54uvcl3mok63rrdqr73rsvrgcskp5im)
![page 5, panel 1: mobei jun finally leans in to kiss shang qinghua, who places a let between his to keep him there.
mbj: All the time.
sqh: me to. Me too, mobei.All the time I just.. I just want you closer...
panel 2: qinghua falls asleep and mobei jun holds his face, unimpressed. Once again, their already limited time together is cut short.
mbj: ...You little...Even after we bonded you still think that it's free reign to tease me so?
panels 3&4: mobei jun nudges qinghua's lips open with a finger and gets closer in a ghost of a kiss, but doesn't kiss him.
mbj: the next time you call for me drunk and heated, *I* will be the reason why you can't get out of bed. Not some cheap human alcohol.
page 6, panels 1 to5: another view of moshang's room, indicating the passage of time. A close up of qinghua as he wakes up and then quickly gets up while remembering what happened the night before.
sqh: urgh.. my head..
sqh [thinking]: my bed...?
sqh: right..Mobei brought me home and- WAIT A MINUTE.
sqh [getting up immediately, his hair disheveled and pointing in all directions]: Mobei. Mobei brought me. he was free and I was free and-
sqh [remembering the events that transpired during the night]: we were both free and horny- And I could've gotten laid but I was too trashed!? (mumbling) did he at least- no. I would've known if he did..
sqh, realizing that despite being nude, nothing is amiss: He just.. took my clothes so I could sleep. Fuck you past me!! MY KIIIIINNNNGGG
panel6: mobei jun is seated at the throne, listening to a petitioner while hearing shang qinghua call out for him. He huffs a "hmpf" as though he achieved some sort of vengeance. Next time, someone will know better than to throw away a perfect oportunity.
End.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreiftedubffcykbu36lzhfhy73mns5f4wrg2km47joa7fgzuaanw6ca)