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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This is simply amazing.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Just a beautiful December day in rural NY state.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Whoever started the trope of the woman TAKING A SHEET FROM THE BED to wrap around herself in the morning is a friggin psychopath. Ain't no way I'm letting you mess up my bed in the name of modesty after we just freek-a-leeked last night. Makes no damn sense.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mamdani win. Goobye Cummo. Go away.
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RedMaple2324 @redmaple2324.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My feed today is hilariously brutal.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/10/2025
Trump ordered Treasury employees not to share any more images of his demolition of The White House.
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Thou Shalt Share This Photo Because Trump Doesn’t Want You To
He sure as hell wouldn’t want you liking this post or subscribing to this newsletter either.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm sorry... Which party was full of cancel culture snowflakes again?
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Real curious what the dudebros with "We The People" stickers on their pickups, and the "States Rights" crybabies think about Trump calling in the guard for *checks notes* homeless people existing and/or teenagers beating up his Big Balls.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy potentially final 4th everyone!
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be — theonion.com/area-man-pas...
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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think ar...
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Just want to share a little personal anecdote from our small town no kings protest. We were lining main street. Many cars honking and waving in solidarity; Then this big jacked up truck came through gunning his engine and flying by. Pulled over immediately. Instant karma. It was beautiful.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I'm so tired. Can we just find a way to bring back Teddy Roosevelt? I don't care if he has to drink blood or eat brains to live. We could use someone like him.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I don't understand why this isn't more talked about. Yes he's demolishing welfare programs and furthering the divide between rich and poor, but this... This right here is a direct attack on democracy itself. Fascism here we come...
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh yeah? Did he really "BLAST" him? That sounds like a murder. Is anyone looking into this?
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Psst...
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
May has always felt off to me somehow. I don't trust a month that I can't abbreviate.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Is it just me, or... Back in the 90s, did we all just kind of collectively gloss over the fact that Diddy just completely monetized the death of his supposed friend, with his wife no less, and made bank off of it? And only like 20 years later did we go "holy shit that was greeeasy".
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If you'd told me 20 years ago that the downfall of America would be this fucking stupid I don't think I would've believed you.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
How quickly YOLO turned to FAFO.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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JourneyDude in Scotland @scottishinsider.org · 17/04/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Just got my first ever temporary ban from Reddit, after over 13 years on the same account; All because reddit has tightened it's restrictions on what you can't say, and apparently now their bots don't understand what a threat is. Oh, and they're bowing to the god king ever so slightly. That too 🤢
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I wonder how much they're paying El Salvador to keep these prisoners. I also wonder if they're taking requests to take certain politicians. Also I happen to have a gofundme for... something unrelated. In fact, all these thoughts are completely unrelated. Don't get any ideas here. *wink*
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Linda McMahon on stage talking about A1. The sound of glass breaking comes over the speakers. Stone Cold Steve Austin rushes the stage and hits her with a stone cold stunner. "These kids don't need no steak sauce. They need an education. And that's the bottom line..." Let me daydream...
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress. Period. As well as a certain president and VP. Just ban them from government altogether. Throw them all out and start over.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
School kids in 2035: I pledge allegiance to the logo of the Tesla brand of automobiles. And to the Republicans for which it stands. One nation, under Starlink, divisible by X, With liberty and justice for rich white men.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I want to get off Mr Bones' Wild Ride.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Dumb fuck really thinks that just because he just learned the word "tariff" a few years back, nobody knew about them until then, and he's made this grand discovery that will fix everything. This is literally 5 year old child levels of reasoning.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Remember back in the day when you'd watch a movie and it would be like "in the far future of 2023... The moon-brain that runs the world government has decided the cybernetically enhanced humans should have pizza orgies", and here we are, somehow living the events of like...1938 again. *sigh*
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Our national security and defense is in the hands of people who couldn't spot the bear walking through the frame even after being told about it.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I'm a day or two late with this, but here... Have a meme.
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goslen.bsky.social @goslen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I'm a day or two late with this, but here... Have a meme.
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