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honkin down da highway

@goshdarnhighway.bsky.social
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every once in a while I think of a really dumb song parody and post it here and then go away again for weeks to months at a time. this is how I believe this website should be used

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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reading this made me mix up the names Mike Pence and Mike Hale in my head for a second. pretty similar guys if you think about it though
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One time like 3 years as I passed out right after taking a piss in the middle of the night, asked my doctor about it and she was like “yeah that happens.” micturation syncope, hasn’t happened since 🤷
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
its on the floor
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
whenever somebody in media is shown just eating beans straight out of the can my reaction is always like “damn that looks so good” even though I know it is not for reasons I cannot explain
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
last night watched a guy walk out of the bar I was at with a can of silver spray paint, huff a little bit, and just openly walk up and down the street tagging “BAD” on like 6 storefronts and vans
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
in 20+ years of going to punk shows the only time I ever saw somebody do a full gg allin mic-up-the-ass routine was at a show in a church basement
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
tinkle pit robbed
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m getting this way every time there’s another instance of Trump or some mouthpiece just verbally abusing some press person rather than answer a question & every other spineless worm in the room just does nothing. tell them to fuck off. what does access matter if it’s just access to lies?
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
(elvis costello eating takis) oh aaaaaalisooooon, my tongue is blue
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this is an extremely liberal post I realize that refer back to “I am drunk”
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
will always take this opportunity to inform people that they have Snake Eater in the Karafun karaoke catalog
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
when I saw limp bizkit play a free festival in Hammond, Indiana in like 2017 he announced “I am mad as hell… but I’m happy too!” and I think about that often
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
frank me up (frank me up in stein) I can’t frank up (frank me up in stein) make me a guy out of other peoples stuff
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
hell yeah I saw him honk his big sax in a crematorium last year
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Banned from Planet Fitness for putting up signs over the bathrooms that say “Planet Shitpiss”
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I will go to riot fest if the idles guy & mike love promise to fist fight each other on stage
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I gotta admit referring to yourself in the third person and claiming that making fun of you for that is “twisted immoral behavior” are both things a gigantic dork would do so maybe your story is starting to add up after all
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
was trying to recall young marble giants and called them “young marble hornets”
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 05/03/2025
the coolest guy in the fucking world
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
every time I want to listen to archers of loaf I accidentally type “archers of load” first
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
idk this argument over perceptions of the economy seems pretty simple, a few more people are able to keep their heads above water than before, but fewer people are able to make progress. depending on what thing you emphasize you could say it's "good" or "bad"
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
who give’s a shit
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
remembering when the word “gigolo” had a moment in popular culture
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
where is my brian where is my brian wheeeere is my brian way out in the water, peter griffin
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
pigsommar
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
absolutely ripping ass next to a 23-year-old polycule at the “brutal prog” show
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
(exactly one hour in to the movie) Oh they’re going to bring Carrie a big plate of delicious roast pig at prom to apologize for being mean earlier
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
just noticed I said queue instead of cue 😑
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
The Disturbed ooh-wah-ah-ah right before the mouse-bomb is the best music queue in movie history
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Just another morning slurpin on Petey’s Bing
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
keep on clockin in at SeaWorld
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Opening a jar of sambal & somehow a big glob shot out as if laser targeted directly into my left eye
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
beer have you been
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
and you just don’t get it, you keep it copacetic, and I’m da joker baby you know da joker said it
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Loosen up in extreme harmony in our lodging style restrooms
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
party rock is in the house tonight
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
You guys ever heard about this Ted? A talking bear, you’d think it’s something a little kid would like. But he’s saying things that are NOT appropriate for children in my opinion
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
we have decades of video games with lines/arrows lighting the actual path or at least just an aesthetically decent mini-map in the corner or anything and they’re impressed by just slapping your phone screen in front of your face
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
They’re playing Parquet Courts — Light Up Gold at the bowling alley & I’m drinking blue moon out of a giant bowling ball tube contraption & I feel simultaneously 21 and 200
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
salt hat, acid feet
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
im starting to believe that i live in a matrix-type scenario specifically designed to torture me as the most fucked-over mario kart player in history
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I love to scan a QR code from my tv on my phone then log in to a website then change my password on the website then log in again then hit a button to take me back to my tv in order to update a streaming app where my password might as well be balls69 for all I know or care
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honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
i see a world where one day we will all have the opportunity to do surgery on a grape
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