honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 10/07/2026whenever somebody in media is shown just eating beans straight out of the can my reaction is always like “damn that looks so good” even though I know it is not for reasons I cannot explain 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 12/06/2026last night watched a guy walk out of the bar I was at with a can of silver spray paint, huff a little bit, and just openly walk up and down the street tagging “BAD” on like 6 storefronts and vans 110
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026(elvis costello eating takis) oh aaaaaalisooooon, my tongue is blue 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 29/05/2025frank me up (frank me up in stein) I can’t frank up (frank me up in stein) make me a guy out of other peoples stuff 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Banned from Planet Fitness for putting up signs over the bathrooms that say “Planet Shitpiss” 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I will go to riot fest if the idles guy & mike love promise to fist fight each other on stage 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 01/04/2025was trying to recall young marble giants and called them “young marble hornets” 020
Reposted by honkin down da highwaysebmal @mrdo.pro · 05/03/2025the coolest guy in the fucking world 210624
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 27/02/2025every time I want to listen to archers of loaf I accidentally type “archers of load” first 000
Reposted by honkin down da highwayKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12/02/2025idk this argument over perceptions of the economy seems pretty simple, a few more people are able to keep their heads above water than before, but fewer people are able to make progress. depending on what thing you emphasize you could say it's "good" or "bad" 3361
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/01/2025remembering when the word “gigolo” had a moment in popular culture 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 22/01/2025where is my brian where is my brian wheeeere is my brian way out in the water, peter griffin 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 13/11/2024absolutely ripping ass next to a 23-year-old polycule at the “brutal prog” show 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 12/10/2024(exactly one hour in to the movie) Oh they’re going to bring Carrie a big plate of delicious roast pig at prom to apologize for being mean earlier 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Just another morning slurpin on Petey’s Bing 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 30/05/2024Opening a jar of sambal & somehow a big glob shot out as if laser targeted directly into my left eye 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 16/04/2024and you just don’t get it, you keep it copacetic, and I’m da joker baby you know da joker said it 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 02/04/2024Loosen up in extreme harmony in our lodging style restrooms 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 29/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 020
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 27/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 25/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 23/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 21/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 020
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/03/2024party rock is in the house tonight 000
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 10/02/2024You guys ever heard about this Ted? A talking bear, you’d think it’s something a little kid would like. But he’s saying things that are NOT appropriate for children in my opinion 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/12/2023They’re playing Parquet Courts — Light Up Gold at the bowling alley & I’m drinking blue moon out of a giant bowling ball tube contraption & I feel simultaneously 21 and 200 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 20/09/2023im starting to believe that i live in a matrix-type scenario specifically designed to torture me as the most fucked-over mario kart player in history 010
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 09/08/2023I love to scan a QR code from my tv on my phone then log in to a website then change my password on the website then log in again then hit a button to take me back to my tv in order to update a streaming app where my password might as well be balls69 for all I know or care 020
honkin down da highway @goshdarnhighway.bsky.social · 05/08/2023i see a world where one day we will all have the opportunity to do surgery on a grape 060