Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Burning off my thumbprint with acid, call that moving on from an amazing digital surface 000
Reposted by GortiamasThePinkGalaxy| Comms Closed! @thepinkgalaxy.bsky.social · 17/01/2024Snatcher & Knuckles Two pics I did for a funny twitter trend lol 7822266
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025My friend has been getting me into Beyond Canon lately- sometimes against my own wishes. Figured I'd try drawing two of my favorite characters so far: Ly'lac and Meemaw! #homestuck #beyondcanon #fanart #homestuckbeyondcanon #hsbc #homestuckfanart 1110
Reposted by Gortiamas¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪 #ScoobyDoo 2271162924
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 21/10/2025the thoughts are better but the bed is wetter #realfacts 100
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I never post about my streams on here, but I'm playing #CrowCountry for the first time in about four hours and I drew the protagonist for the thumbnail! I have no idea what her name is! youtube.com/live/3nKhXkQ...youtube.comCaw Caw CountryYouTube video by Gortiamas 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 28/09/2025As all of my dear friends and haters on blue sky dotcom know, I can only eat orange foods. This has wreaked havoc on my health. Luckily, I have recently discovered the glory that is achiote. Now any food can be orange: strawberries, cheddar, corn, beans; the world is my oyster, which is also orange. 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2025need large quantity of aphids. need creepy-crawlies. need tarantulae. need tongue depressor. need wampum. need tungsten cube. 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Bro I was at ratfest 2025 last weekend and shit was getting downright BUBONIC 100
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 24/09/2025My parents invited me to watch a comedian which took me away from Flinkadarting and they immediately fell asleep. I love them very much. He's decent. 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 02/09/2025it's okay, guys. they're just waiting the requisite 3 days. they undershot a little bit 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025POKEMON sleep and POKEMON slop POKEMON friends and POKEMON foes POKEMON home and POKEMON hovel POKEMON champions and POKEMON losers 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I cannot fucking believe that the pokemon company expects you to go skydiving to catch eternatus in pokemon go. This is incredibly reckless. 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 14/07/2025There's something so magical about rescuing a firefly from inside your home and ferrying it outside on the tip of your finger. "I am the giant, my little friend, and I will bring you home again." 110
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 07/07/2025had to stop playing a rage game because its control scheme wasn't accessible.... what is gaming coming to.... 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 01/07/2025#undertale characters if they were fruits: Papayarus Potatoriel Bananasgore Sananas Kiwey Açaíphys Hon-dyne-dew W.D. Kumquat 131
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Receiving some hateful DMs from my previous post. I have never denied sponsorships on this account, and I will proudly push the corn agenda until that point in my life when I can no longer easily remove the husks of kernels from my teeth. It is then that the #EatCorn mafia will break me. 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Feelan' bellicose, bilious, and BUBBLY. Who wants to go to the field and #EatCorn??? 000
Reposted by GortiamasFreshWoomy @freshwoomy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025i think my copy of sonic 2 is bugged i don't think hes suppose to do that #sonic #deltarune 16127
Reposted by GortiamasUltimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Upload all of your fucking Youtube Poops again. Then upload them again and again. I won't rest until this algorithm is a babbling, drooling moron. 5428051400
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025They say that self praise is no praise but they have no idea how good i was 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 09/06/2025why are #broadway tickets $160 ($60 behind a pole in the far corner of the balcony) we simply need to start utilizing stadiums. 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Hi! I'm Gortiamas. I'm 6 feet tall and I like going on long walks with my dog. One of my special talents? Ah, I gotta say, right now I've been doing this- this thing, hah. I'm sleeping for four hours a night because it's so hot out- yeah, I know, *super* weird, right? lol. Yeah. 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 05/06/2025We've officially hit the time of year where I take cold showers. Say a prayer for me. 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 05/06/2025True gortchads know of the deep lore implications of the #EatCorn mafia 010
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Twice in the past six months have I narrowly avoided being done in by something falling on my head. I must remain vigilant. At least until the third one winds up narrowly missing. Then I'll be good to go. 000
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 21/05/2025There have been stories in my hometown over the years- maybe the past decade or so- of fish randomly appearing on people's lawns. Befuddlement, bafflement, and bemusement always followed the finding of the fish- but I finally discovered the source this morning, and it's a bit of a disappointment: 121
Gortiamas @gortiamas.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Playing #Oblivion and I feel like shit every time I fight a boar and the poor thing squeals in pain with every hit. Those poor virtual piggies. 310
