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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂

@goronic.bsky.social
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Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp! I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D • he/him • 34 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 • ----- ☕: ko-fi.com/goronic

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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's been exactly 30,000 years since I last said "ask me asks" so... ask me asks? revospring.net/@PossumGorp
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Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp! I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D
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Duckengard 🔜 ANE27 | Comms Closed @cecilbeachduck.art · 27/09/2026
Made a refsheet of my ducksona #cbduckart
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey science, please invent a hamburger for me to be eating right now. i'm hungry. thanks
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i keep having weird video game dreams lately. this time it was about the OoT remake, but OOPS! The Queen Gohma battle has been replaced by a 20 minute unskippable cutscene where Queen from Deltarune tells you the benefits of vaping because Amazon bought all video games and is using them to push ads.
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And Mr. Roommate here is probably even less accurate because they were less defined to begin with. I just remember them looking like Mr. Gecko if he was a fox but also a squirrel. :D #GorpArt
A squirrel or a fox in the style of the gecko from before. He's wearing briefs, socks, and a tank top.
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think he looked kinda like this maybe, but also maybe his legs were shorter and maybe he had socks and normal feet? IDK. I was dreaming at the time so it was unclear. :D #GorpArt
A cartoon gecko in briefs and a tank top.
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think he looked kinda like this maybe, but also maybe his legs were shorter and maybe he had socks and normal feet? IDK. I was dreaming at the time so it was unclear. :D #GorpArt
A cartoon gecko in briefs and a tank top.
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
last night i dreamed someone found a lost 3d platformer prototype from like, 2003 where you played as a little lizard guy wearing briefs and a tank top, and I think the hub world was his house, and the only actual level was entered through a washing machine or something?
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unreasonably sleepy today. Please take a nap for me. Thanks. 😴
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Insurance wouldn't cover my flu and covid shots this year, and I can't afford 'em, so I guess I'll die. :D *dies forever*
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Mador @mador.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not too late for fox day :)
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Tony Amaretto @glass0milk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Kawfee Haus (🧡)
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey chat if anyone has like, an excessive amount of pumpkins, you should give them all to me so I can cronch on all of their tasty tasty seeds
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I fixed the belt and the drive pulley in the dryer a few months ago, but now the idler pulley is broken so I've gotta wait for a new one to arrive before I can machine dry my clothes, so my room is distressingly humid from all of the wet socks and underwear and tshirts I have hanging everywhere. :'D
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Ziggy the Wedgie Boy @otterdownunder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I showed you my goochie (stylishly), please respond
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
is it safe to eat food yet? I've not had a salad in 1000 years and I NEED crunchy vegetable
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, hey, bluesky finally loaded. It was completely dead for a few minutes there.
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Wondering why I stopped keeping up with Deltarune after Chapter 2, and I think it's because I'd forgotten everything between the first two chapters, and I didn't like the idea of replaying the entire game every 3 years just to remember what happened, so I was gonna wait until it's 100% done. Oops!
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The evil is defeated (The bookstore finally replaced their permanent Harry Potter display that's been in the window forever with KPop Demon Hunters)
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a very serious businessman #GorpArt #FurryArt
A grumpy cartoon goat with a tie and undies.
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At the theater for the new MST3K. If there weren't other people here I'd think I'd wandered into the wrong theater though because the movie should have started by now but the projector is off and the lights are on and they're playing country music
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally watching the Zelda direct, and this is silly, but my biggest complaint so far is that they've added a jump button. I've always hated it when a game gets recommended as an OoT-like but then it has a jump button instead of the auto jump. Is that weird?
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Duckengard 🔜 ANE27 | Comms Closed @cecilbeachduck.art · 08/09/2026
I originally started this in late March this year but left it unfinished till I started fiddling around lately with a new style and finished it #cbduckart
Strawberry bear
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where do you want them sent? Art @foxmanrox.bsky.social
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rUDE I dug an ancient radio/cd/cassette player out of storage, and, as I expected, the CD player part is broken. >:C Also the headphone jack only gets audio in one ear now, probably because that side of the machine is melted from where this thing used to live in the kitchen right next to the stove
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Cobalt 🔜 Your Undies @cobalttiger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have plenty for each hour :D
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who ever heard of a cat wearing underpants
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 09/03/2026
when you want a late-night snack but your raccoon roommate beat you to it
scruffy raccoon in lime briefs sits inside a emptied out refrigerator. holding a slice pepperoni mushroom pizza in one hand, and a beer in the other. he licks his lips while making eye contact with the viewer.
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hourly "send underpant" tweet
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Buddy!! :O3 @spootymaniacs.gay · 07/09/2026
like it or not, this is how people surf the internet
screencap of goofy riding a surfboard while typing on the computer. he is wearing nothing but big glasses and underpants.
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wanna draw but my evil brain doesn't let me. :'D
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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rUDE I bought a hot air popcorn popper so I could eat 30000 popcorns without also eating 30000 sticks of butter, but then I discovered that I'm out of artificial butter-flavored popcorn seasoning, so I'm having to eat it bland and naked. rUDE
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I wish my brain worked well enough to let me do commissions without dying for months at a time because I could really stand to replace my headphones which are still broken. rUDE :D
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"I can't sleep, so I'm gonna create a story in my head starring my OCs until I fall asleep!" :D *falls asleep immediately before the story gets started* *has unrelated weird dreams about the character instead* Anyway, I keep having weird dreams about Cole lately.
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Haha wow I'm mad and upset and I wanna break things today, but I have nothing to break that won't leave me even more upset. :)
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I'm starting to think I live with Pooping Georg, because there's no way we should be able to go through like, 24 big 2-ply rolls of toilet paper in a week, and yet we're always running out. 🥲
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It happened again even though I've not actually gotten any new notifications since last night. rUDE
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gOOD
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Duckengard 🔜 ANE27 | Comms Closed @cecilbeachduck.art · 24/08/2026
Gone 3D #cbduckart #lowpoly #3dart #blockbench
Duck3d Duck
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I should be asleep, but I'm too lazy to go to bed. Oops! :D
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I dreamed that I found unauthorized toys of one of my characters at walmart, and they completely screwed up his design. rUDE!
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
This goat stoat. His name is Goat Stoat. He's half goat, and half stoat.
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bleat house @syc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it's Goat Day...... you will be nice to him, won't you? :))
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I think it's maybe finally time to upgrade from my little $5 single-waffle waffle maker. I like to make and freeze 'em in big batches, but only being able to do one at a time means that it can take an hour or more just to make a dozen waffles. Also the waffles stick more often than not now. :'D
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
dragon
Mushy dressed like a dragon.
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Bluesky lagging today and it's making my clicks do weird things. If I followed and immediately unfollowed anyone or liked and immediately unliked any posts, it's because my clicks aren't doing what I tell them to. :'D
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3D Mainichi Modern episode 4 is OUT!! Full vid below
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