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Mark G

@gormanuk.bsky.social
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Xscapee. Treat me nice whilst my application is processed

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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11h
Wasn't she in Spectre "Es gibt nur positives zu berichten" ?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11h
Hey Kenco Why not put the money you used redesigning the packaging to actually keep the weight of content the same? Just a thought for your next marketing meeting.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11h
No one talks about that time the Home Guard secured a victory for Bournemouth against Cardiff Apparently Pike had a blinder
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 14h
The great philanthropic Victorian founder will be spinning in his grave
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 14h
I've never owned one. Is that a good or a bad thing?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 14h
My eyes hurt
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 14h
This training provider has a programme in 2050 that is already full (the edited phone number is me) - I selected 'choose date'
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 15h
Any website developers needing leads - just trawl Health & Social Care providers - keep your prices reasonable and you'll be busy forever more. Latest example has the (fixed) header taking half the page whilst you scroll down. Most of the header is white space.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 17h
#LUFC 3rd round exit by any chance?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hardly surprising given the recent health scare
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
early kick off hex though
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In other news, Pope found to be Catholic
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They'll get kicked a lot harder than Liverpool managed
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yup
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always forget Peter Haddock
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a bag of shrapnel in the car in case of parking needs. In reality it provides the odd pound coin for supermarket trolleys. I refuse to pay for meter parking by card or app if I can avoid it
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tech could and should be a force for good or used to make our life easier and/or cheaper. So much of it, though, is just a scam
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Nominative determinism fails #oldphonepictures
An Old Linkedin profile header. Daniel Hatmaker. Senior associate - Underwriting
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you see what they did there? #oldphonepictures
Front page of the Metro newspaper from 2017 with a picture of then chancellor Philip Hammond. Headline reads 'Hammond egg on his face'
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That sucks. Tangentially, things you mute still appear in reposts
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you not just hit the follow button on their profile?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 90th. May there be many more #brianblessed
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Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
ALT: Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm conflicted abt telling someone that Jeffrey Archer was a terrible writer the other day when what i meant was person
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a new in built one earlier this year. Within abt 2 weeks i closed the freezer door with the top compartment flap in the open position Mrs G was not amused
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woman next to me in the library had at least 50 icons on her desktop. How do people work like that? Any more than 6-8 and my brain hurts
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought i'd been listening to a borderline unlistenable Adele song in Costa. Turns out to be Celina Morris doing a pub singer impression of her
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is the immersive underwater projection screen taking the market by storm? Why would anyone want that, unless you were Jacques Cousteau?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I enjoy watching NFL but the channel 5 studio bollocks is insufferable
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good for us that he has a nice relaxing break No need to start him on Tuesday
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 2nd leg is still one of the best games i ever attended
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where's Carl Shutt when you need him?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do love a crossword missing some clues - todays Guardian quick cryptic. Just guess sone words for 17d and 18d (I know its on the website)
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She'd have thought sentence too lenient for sure
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noodles goddamit
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What sort of Pasta do rats eat? Vermincelli
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Guardian getting their front page prisoner release picture from the Daily Mail today (Ibrahim being released from a domestic abuse sentence)
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Serbia lucky to have nil by the look of it
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last away game 88/89 season at Oxford (was living not far away). Abt 300 Leeds fans in home end behind the goal and floor to ceiling fencing. Delightful. Had to educate my travelling mates on the local area so we could get into pubs ..
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worked for US companies for well over 20 years so been lots (not since 2019 tho). I wouldn't right now which is a shame as there is so much to see and do there and the people are mostly really nice
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just listening to Ezra Collective now whilst working in the library ... right up my street. I feel like I've been dimly aware of their existence without going any further than that
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he not watch Navy SEAL and/or SAS movies. So many beards
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley if you don't mind
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
same - though my release radar and discover weekly just seem to be a lot of cover versions recently. I'll listen to an album if I 'really' like an individual track (as per 2 of the 3 listed). I still listen to albums I borrowed from the library back in the day
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like many i've got out of the habit of new albums. 3 that made it to my spotify saved albums: Dogrel - Fontaines DC Stand for Myself - Yola Say the word - The Allergies Fontaines probably the only one that might trouble the top 20
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know you're getting old when you sprain your thumb in your sleep
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know its an old story but someone should tell DJT that Apu was cancelled because of 'Woke'. He'd definitely try the accent whilst mentioning it in a speech
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoever gained and sold the rights to cgi Einstein can fuck off too. Ditto those using the rights
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fancy our chances in any replay, just make sure its under the lights
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