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Mark G

@gormanuk.bsky.social
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 1h
Any website developers needing leads - just trawl Health & Social Care providers - keep your prices reasonable and you'll be busy forever more. Latest example has the (fixed) header taking half the page whilst you scroll down. Most of the header is white space.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 15h
Hardly surprising given the recent health scare
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In other news, Pope found to be Catholic
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yup
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tech could and should be a force for good or used to make our life easier and/or cheaper. So much of it, though, is just a scam
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Nominative determinism fails #oldphonepictures
An Old Linkedin profile header. Daniel Hatmaker. Senior associate - Underwriting
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you see what they did there? #oldphonepictures
Front page of the Metro newspaper from 2017 with a picture of then chancellor Philip Hammond. Headline reads 'Hammond egg on his face'
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 90th. May there be many more #brianblessed
static.klipy.com
Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
ALT: Don'T Let The Bastards Grind You Down Brian Blessed
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woman next to me in the library had at least 50 icons on her desktop. How do people work like that? Any more than 6-8 and my brain hurts
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought i'd been listening to a borderline unlistenable Adele song in Costa. Turns out to be Celina Morris doing a pub singer impression of her
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is the immersive underwater projection screen taking the market by storm? Why would anyone want that, unless you were Jacques Cousteau?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I enjoy watching NFL but the channel 5 studio bollocks is insufferable
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do love a crossword missing some clues - todays Guardian quick cryptic. Just guess sone words for 17d and 18d (I know its on the website)
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What sort of Pasta do rats eat? Vermincelli
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Guardian getting their front page prisoner release picture from the Daily Mail today (Ibrahim being released from a domestic abuse sentence)
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Serbia lucky to have nil by the look of it
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know you're getting old when you sprain your thumb in your sleep
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know its an old story but someone should tell DJT that Apu was cancelled because of 'Woke'. He'd definitely try the accent whilst mentioning it in a speech
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sting looks like he's in good nick. Must be all that Tantra
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An increase in pay which would pay those 340 staff a £40k salary for about 8 years. Well done you #parasiteclass
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I recognise these words but ...
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is 'Clip Art' still a thing? Didn't spot it as a crossword answer its that long since i've seen or used the words
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TLDR ... no
Guardian G2 article ad from front page. "Do we really need a £600 toothbrush?"
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If i'm a typical Guardian reader then they don't know their readers. On the other hand maybe I'm atypical
Wayne and Colleen Rooney on the front cover of the Guardian Saturday supplement
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My money is on 'badly'
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just seen a family all geared up for the game. Son was wearing a #MUFC #MCFC half and half scarf. So wrong.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good, interesting listen. Going to seek out the live album
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI video doorbells can go fuck themselves
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sky sports discussion right now Are Hull already safe? Because no one ever got relegated with (checks table) 7 pts
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Keep hearing an HCA healthcare ad on a podcast and it angers me more than i can express The healthcare you deserve When your health matters Be honest. Pay more, jump the queue.l
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9:40 and a singing shouting alcoholic boards the tram. Much looking the other way is happening right now. *mustn't make eye contact*
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How has Delap's value increased by £20m in 1 year of underachievement ? The market has gone mad
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#LUFC players don't get 'high-end' yellows. They get reds
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Had to inflate car tyres on a trip back from West Yorkshire yesterday. £1.50. One pound feckin fifty. For 4 short blasts of air. WTF
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'd have almost been disappointed if the Man Utd fabs season preview didn't include #LUFC getting relegated
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jimmy-Jay? Parental indecision?
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not been for a run in some time. Did 1 mile at just above snails pace yesterday and today my legs don't want to work.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just thinking of London 0 Hull 4 brings back so many youthful memories. Does Paul Heaton count as a National Treasure? Definitely a Northern one
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spotify has just served me up 'You know I'm no good' by the Rolling Stones. My ears are bleeding
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Phill and I would not have had a good dining experience
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not now bio-invasion super-spreader event
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have to post this otherwise I'll forget it happened. Walking around a park earlier, a squirrel fell out of a tree about 5 yards in front of me. Landed on its feet. Scurried away.
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*files away Chris Rock as a future pointless answer* Beverley Hills Cop 2
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sonny Baker should be playing Jazz Flute
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The competition for most disliked Premier League owners hots up
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why is it that when on a call i utter the words 'can you spell that for me?' I go instantly deaf and/or my brain freezes
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is not how you write a landline number. Dialled it 3 times before I saw the stray 2
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We've lost the anthem battle again #theworldcup
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not saying I'm late to the party but i watched the first episode (of season 1) of The Walking Dead last night. At least i should be able to avoid inadvertent spoilers this far along
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Mark G @gormanuk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just behind this for a few mins in Altrincham. Looks like some of the participants got their first bikes when Eddie Mercxx was but a twinkle on his fathers eye. Fair play to the lot of them. www.thebigride4palestine.com/big-ride-2026
thebigride4palestine.com
The Big Ride 2026
Book now onto a 2026 Big Ride for Palestine one day city ride this July/August.
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