Sign in

Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT

@goribbonzee.bsky.social
76 followers 209 following 501 posts

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

PostsRepliesMedia
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Apt analogy. But I guess Trump is taking the “rule of capture” that Plainview explained so eloquently to the next level…
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Morse is one of the worst twitter docs out there. I’ve perused his feed and wondered if dude actually sees patients. And if so, are his patients aware of his side hustle? He sucks…
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
As Lawless by @leahlitman.bsky.social lays out, the conservative (Christian nationalist?) majority on bench are not tethered to text, legal theory, or anything other than grievances. Their actions certainly support the idea that a judicial reset is needed. No clue what that should look like though.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This is some straight-out the 60s shit right here. Note the cop jabbing the beat stick into the crowd shortly after the line makes contact with the (peaceful) protestors. Great look!
021
Reposted by Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT
unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 17/10/2025
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
27827671368
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
So he’s driving a car he can’t see out of just to own the libs? Brilliant!
030
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yep, if I’m not butchering the concept, I think this would be implementing reductio ad absurdum. Gerrymandering is objectively terrible. Event more so when only one side does it.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I’m mean, they also failed to probe Stephen Miller on his “plenary” Freudian slip, so color me not surprised by them using the dumb Depart of War moniker.
161
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“Oh this girl thinks she’s going to give me a lesson?” - internal thought of this douche nozzle while struggling not to choke on his water
180
Reposted by Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT
Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.
Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491
Quote
Corey Walker
@CoreyWriting
·
16h
The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.
903045437
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’m pretty sure the first 20 minutes of Alex Garland’s prequel to “Civil War” will just be a reply of the “event” Trump adjust meld with military leadership. Some pretty fucking terrifying things were uttered.
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Free speech for me, to the gulag for thee!
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Obligatory (in these times) statement of the obvious: political violence is reprehensible.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I don’t think a media feedback loop has anything to do with it. Kirk, in life, repeatedly made incendiary, bigoted statements that was red meat consumed by Christian nationalists seeking validation for its perceived grievances with liberal ideals.
100
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
No question the guy can act (he was great in Sling Blade).
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The same Billy Bob who is hawking T-Mobile service on all the podcasts I’m listening to? He showed himself as an ass way back when he did some radio interview in Canada to talk about his “band” and lost it on the host when the guy had the temerity to ask about his acting career.
1110
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Robert. Kindly fuck off.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Outrage/scapegoating etc is easy when you’re completely untethered by facts and truthfulness.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Clearly this person did not watch film…(this was a sorry attempt at sportsball humor to mask my contempt for so, so many people).
100
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This fucking POS will end up killing more people than Trump and the rest of the Project 2025 team. It’s the pity the brain worm kicked the bucket.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
At this point Trump is just doing anything he (or the Project 2025 dudes) wants. And to if this extrajudicial killing “sends a message” to cartels or anyone else Trump et al don’t like, then I’m sure that’s their intent. Lawlessness abounds…
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I think they need to add a couple more pop ads, as I can still make out a portion of the definition.
0922
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
How do you fight the urge to stay off waivers leading up to week 1 (in other words how do I stop myself from second guessing draft/auction selections before they play their first games)? Help me not do something dumb!
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
He’d paint the pentagon with flame candy paint if they’d let him.
030
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It’s insane that we made it this far along without these ideas being promulgated into an enforceable set of ethics regs (or even a just a set of internally embraced norms within SCOTUS).
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So does that mean Musk would be sent “back” to the Dutch/German/French Huguenots?
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I get it, Newsom is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA. That’s fun, but, he’s not the only viable candidate. He’s chosen to thrown the trans community under the bus for political expediency. He sucks for that and I wouldn’t be able to vote for him. Now, if we’re talking Beshear…ally and viable…
020
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
What, the @nytimes.com headline team failed again?!
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped sweater covering his mouth with his hand and the words pretends to be shocked below him
ALT: a man in a striped sweater covering his mouth with his hand and the words pretends to be shocked below him
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The foosball or the files?
media.tenor.com
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@andybeshearky.bsky.social
020
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@andybeshearky.bsky.social
010
Reposted by Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
19647221231
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Instead of voting for someone like Newsom, who, admittedly, is doing a bang up job irritating MAGA, we can vote for someone like Beshear, who has a demonstrated record of good governance AND not throwing vulnerable communities under the bus for political expediency!
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
At you? Not at all. Thanks for checking in though.
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You really cover a lot of ground here. “Nobody cares”, except apparently you, who cares enough to reply. And you managed to include the ad hominem and red herring(?) logical fallacies to boot!
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache is smiling with the words that 's a pro move right there
ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling with the words that 's a pro move right there
010
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Photoshop Nick Offerman over Trump, and this could be a promotional poster for the prequel to Alex Garland’s Civil War. Real life fascism creep.
010
Reposted by Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT
Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
1654
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I sincerely hope that Democrats judge potential candidates by how those candidates would treat vulnerable groups. With his amplification of anti-trans medical care nonsense, Newson is expressing a willingness to throw an extremely vulnerable group entirely under the bus.
0230
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Was that an actual question someone asked? It’s like year 12 of Trump-as-a-politician, and the media still has no clue how to cover this turd. Sigh
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with the words the boys on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words the boys on the bottom right
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
He is the snowflakiest of the most snowflaky party. Such a whiny and weak “man”.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Apologies in advance, as I can’t access Rubin’s substack article itself for some reason.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
What type of reforms do you think might be effective? Structural reforms (eg, term limits, or “packing” the court), administrative (eg, enforceable ethics rules), both, or something else? It’s really hard not see a really bleak future with SCOTUS.
100
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Why can’t the people enjoy the foosball?
media.tenor.com
a man in an orange jersey with the number 9 on it
ALT: a man in an orange jersey with the number 9 on it
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Yeah, this is Skynet toying with us.
000
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Man, Snoop officially went into Buster status when he started shilling for Trump. I appreciate all he did for Olympic dressage but he’s now who he was rapping about back in 1992.
140
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If you care about trans right, then you wouldn’t support candidates who are willing to do things like ban medical care. If you do, then say “I care about trans right until it becomes politically difficult, then I’m willing to throw that vulnerable (extremely small) population under the bus.”
060
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Excellent. We’ll all wait with bated breath for the Third Way to offer any sort of nuanced response….
000
Reposted by Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT
Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
232830404
Gorilla G. Chimpanzee IV, FDT @goribbonzee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Mark, I hope you’ll give a break to those of us that have a really tough time finding small (nuanced) victories amid a morass of imbecilic, hateful, despotic governance from the executive branch, while the other two “coequal” branches lay prone in appeasement and dereliction. It ain’t pretty, man.
000