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@gordonbruce.bsky.social
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Grumpy but hopeful. Scottish. New Town boy but island dweller. Photography, boats, photos of boats. Often wrong. Some bad words. I don’t agree with everyone I follow.

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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 8h
I have absolutely no need for a Velvetiser in my life.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 11h
This story is heartbreaking. #c4news
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 19h
If you can afford to retire at 55 you’ve done alright.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 23h
I don’t see one comment that says privatisation of the Royal Mail has been a success…
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rory’s uncut swearing felt so honest!
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tempted, as a fellow faffer, to get a T-shirt with ‘King of Faff’ on it. #granddesigns
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m enjoying this couple more than many on Grand Designs. Absolutely rooting for Rory and Jana. #granddesigns
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jana’s accent is going to be fully Scottish by the time the build is done. #granddesigns
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck off!
The image is a screenshot of the author’s ’top picks for you’ served up by Apple Music. It recommends Bing Crosby, singing Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Jingle Bells. The author thinks Apple is far too early with this recommendation.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has there been a single video from the inside of that plane that was ‘hijacked’ last week?
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Especially when you live in Scotland.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you were any good at IT you’d be able to hack said devices during important all-staff meetings.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The reason for the <apparently> large number of incels these days is a complete mystery.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤔
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s unbelievable (to me) that there’s a requirement for this sort of thing in Britain in 2026. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Potty-training scheme to expand to more parts of England after city's success
The government wants 75% of children to end their first year of school with a good level of development by 2028.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least he didn’t refer to her as ‘the’ wife.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s easy to promise building prisons when you’re in opposition. With power comes other priorities. #c4news
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I consider myself to be as Scottish as it is possible to be (the vast majority of the folks in my family tree being from Scottish towns & villages) but my Ancestry DNA results show that there’s about 28% of my makeup that’s Irish and I’m 2% German and 2% Dutch. Can I lay claim to all of these lands?
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I keep hearing this but, if it’s true, where is all the money?
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re running out of landfill sites at an incredible rate because folks have been buying tons of crap which a few years later, they decide they no longer want. Slow down your consumption and buy better stuff.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were always going to be other casualties when Ratcliffe pulled the plug. Never mind - it’s only the last of Scotland’s industrial heritage. Those pesky upstart Jocks deserve it.* They’ll survive running nail bars and grooming dogs. Another privatisation success! (* no, they don’t).
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s really pretty good.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What fresh hell.. #totp
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gran loved this. #totp
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Owwwah, owwwah. #totp
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Selling a publicly owned refinery to Ratcliffe, for him to run it down and eventually close it, doesn’t seem very smart now, does it. #c4news
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honest Nige will keep his promises. 🤔#bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It all stems from the Thatcher era. #bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She’s repugnant. #bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every government, for some time, has kicked the prison issue down the road. #bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The England football team is in trouble if we apply Braverman’s logic. #bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Braverman flailing. #bbcqt
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prisons are never a priority for governments. Spending money on them is always kicked down the road. That’s why we’re in this predicament. #c4news
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So this hijacked plane from yesterday… One pilot stabs another and, presumably renders him unable to fly the plane, the other pilot is the aggressor and he’s overpowered by passengers, but there’s a third pilot onboard who is able to land the plane? Three pilots on a short haul flight?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No architect’s fees either!
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember to suck air through your teeth for maximum impact.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe we shouldn’t be getting involved in Trump’s war with Iran? #c4news
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Spank’ is not a word we hear often pre-watershed. Or post-watershed for that matter. Thanks for this, Jamie's 20-Minute Meals.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a terrifying Graphic.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If that’s really the case, how have we gone from months worth of gas in storage to days worth?
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The customs and excise folks should be all over that!
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unless they were e.g. petty criminals up to no good and not *actual terrorists*.
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember when there were ‘gasometers’ all over the country. Now I don’t know of any. Presumably, they were used to store gas. Who privatised these national assets, and left them in the hands of a private, profit-focussed company that dismantled them all? #c4news
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BBC Reporting Scotland has a big story about Labour’s commitment to British shipbuilding, with a yard in Methil a front runner. They mentioned that it’s part of a Spanish shipbuilding outfit, but not that said outfit is owned by the Spanish state. What happened to our own state-owned shipbuilding?
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Janice seems a bit flat without Mr Peel by her side. There was always a twinkle in their eyes when they were co-presenting. #totp
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zero recollection. #totp
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#totp
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Floreyonce Britney Spears
ALT: Floreyonce Britney Spears
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GB @gordonbruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s got talent, but it’s the incredible confidence that really grates. #totp
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