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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 01/10/2026

Many are calling me the single best pilot in Ace Combat™️8: Wings of Theve.

Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 17/09/2026

Anca............................................that is the entire point.........................................................................................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 13/08/2026

The one that gets mobs on me is RDR2. Arthur is generic the whole way through. The plot is just strung along by "TRUST THE PLAN" for *centuries* and doesn't evolve in a meaningful way. The plot completely nosedives in quality in chapter 5. The world is pretty but empty. The gameplay is only fine.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 08/08/2026

bro it's my SECOND Tokon game and it's a casual match why 😭 this is not very Fighting Souls of you

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 08/05/2026

Is Motorslice the first game that lets me take a selfie at the exact moment I'm crushed by a colossal dump truck

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 29/01/2026

wonder woman was so real for looking at zatanna like this..................................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 26/12/2025

bro I hate peak I didn't mean to forsake the British (this time) why did he have to haunt me the rest of the way I just wanted to HELP

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 24/12/2025

why does unbeatable know about my vacation destination goals

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 19/12/2025

ok steam sale it is time.....................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 19/12/2025

gemma this is a wendy's ma'am...................................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 16/12/2025

it's honestly embarrassing how much I spent just having Rivals open on a menu doing absolutely nothing vs how much time I actually played the game

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 15/12/2025

not sure that's what playing unbeatable should be resulting in but yeah sure why not

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 13/12/2025

Perhaps I spoke too soon.........................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 03/07/2025

I did NOT invest in a sleep weapon just so you BOZOS could just keep swinging this Mizutsune hit you with what you DESERVED #MonsterHunter

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 28/05/2025

Taskmaster was so real for saying this.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 28/05/2025

Spider-Man going a little too bootlicker there for me.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 25/05/2025

I spent too much time looking at Yumia's ass and was transported to the bright surface of Mercury for my sins.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 14/05/2025

I made the mistake of throwing my shield into a parry tutorial demon in The Dark Ages and completely locked myself in place.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 01/05/2025

I'll have to raise you one today boss

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 03/04/2025

productive atelier yumia game analysis conversations I'm technically getting paid to have

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 14/03/2025

friendship with me really be like

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 08/03/2025

Reading Woke Content Detector's full review of Monster Hunter Wilds and they have some REAL bangers in here

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 04/03/2025

my happy ass just trying to play monster hunter wilds online when I forgot what day it was

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 02/03/2025

Gemma would be my girlfriend if she was real...........................

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 28/02/2025

I would kill everyone if she even implied it would make her the slightest bit happy and I wouldn't think twice, thank you Monster Hunter

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 22/02/2025

Glad the outfit I have for Neve gave me the most censored kiss ever. Sometimes love loses, thanks Veilguard 😔

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 25/01/2025

was my steam deck's shipment the victim of a train car robbery circa 1875

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 31/12/2024

My favorite part of Veilguard is DEFINITELY the half-naked lady who sends me into the arena to kill for sport and entertainment.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 30/12/2024

EASIEST wonder pick of my life

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 28/12/2024

Veilguard does a really good job at getting rid of the BioWare Face in cutscenes but every now and then you still get a great one

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 23/12/2024

thank you Pokémon card battler Big gooner for being my first online battle I hope you are having an above mediocre Sunday

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 19/12/2024

onion fairy has been achieved

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 18/12/2024

thank you Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024), developed by BioWare, published by EA, very cool

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 17/12/2024

the real winner in this is the Joltik

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 17/12/2024

nothing that Solas has EVER done has been as heinous as this haircut

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 16/12/2024

@michael.jagreview.com you may remove it from your account but I will always have this and this is enough

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 16/12/2024

my friends are extremely appreciative of this kindness

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 13/12/2024

I can't believe I spent that much time in Dragon's Dogma II and I couldn't tell anyone a thing that happened in it.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 12/12/2024

$39 on Amazon after getting a $50 Amazon gift card from work for being good at my job. Can't REALLY say no to adding more fat games to my weeping backlog.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 10/12/2024

Everyone got their fancy 30th Anniversary DualSense controller that I couldn't get, but I am enjoying the Xbox Elite Series 2 and that long thumbstick.

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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 09/12/2024

For a game that fully embraced realistic graphics, Tomb Raider (2013) still looks pretty good over a decade later. The lighting and fire aren't what you'd get out of a game today, but I don't think it's ugly.