toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11mIt's finally cooling off outside and I walk around just smiling like a dope from how beautiful it all is 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 12mOne of my fav things to do is rub her forehead backwards and look at how stupid she looks 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28mThis is genuinely the biggest puppy to dog milestone when they stop attacking your feet and trying to parkour off of u and learn how to Chill and be a normal ass dog 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23hAt the very least fingers crossed in avoiding a Quasimodo armpit 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23hI don't complain about vaccines lightly and at the end of the day it's still better than being unvaccinated but I hope novavax is easier on me 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23hNo joke, I always have to plan my COVID vaccine out bc exactly 12 hours after getting it I always spike an insane fever and get so shaky and chilled. Also I always get a huge massive swollen lymph node under my left armpit that is so so sore and lasts for weeks 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23hI'm very curious to see if I tolerate the novavax COVID vaccine better than I have w the Pfizer one 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My baby + my very large fb marketplace painting I got today 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the power to the ppl festival yesterday was so fucking good. I cannot believe i saw Jack black and run dmc do walk this way together. What the fuck 47510
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Merriweather post pavilion. I love u and I hate u. This festival is so poorly managed 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Moving an hour away from DC rules there r actually trees u can see the leaves change on. This is my bedroom window :') 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's actually so interesting learning about house maintenance and discovering how useless your parents were bc wdym they hired out to flush water tanks and clear air conditioning units. This shit isn't difficult 020
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Finding my own way to celebrate holidays is the only way to take that part of my soul back I think 011
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't hate Halloween but I do think a lot of the ppl who are loudest about it are low-key annoying and it's kind of an overrated holiday that's been getting more and more commercialized to the point where if I see one more ugly pumpkin HomeGoods decor piece I'll scream 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love this gay little dog more than anything else on this earth 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I always know when it's time to walk her bc she prances in all huffy w her tail up 121
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At the gym watching a grown man do dumbbell curls but he's swinging them and using his whole back and shoulders to get them up. Rip to your back buddy 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't like to get petty over design choices but I think ppl who rip down perfectly good cabinets to put up open shelving that's gonna do nothing but collect dust r sick in the head 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey why is tile so expensive I just want a backsplash 030
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Feel like I should get into carpentry in a big way 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Figured out how to refill my nail oil pen hashtag engineer 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(old defunct security sensors that the previous owners painted over for some goddamn reason) 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Having a house is so fun u can rip shit off the walls 111
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Every time I see shit like this I get so sad. I rlly am not that active, I just walk my dog once a day and hit the gym a couple times a week 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026AND she's turning into a cat. Kids these days are amazing 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This top bolt can kill itself I'm gonna fuck it up tomorrow when my extractor set gets here tomorrow 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I have to dig one more stripped screw or nut left by the previous homeowners out of my walls I'm gonna tweak the fuck out 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dinner was so good... Hot honey chicken, roasted figs, arugula, shredded pieces of mozzarella, and balsamic vinegar 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When I sprained my ankle I did some research and there's a whole group of ppl who fetishize women who fall and hurt their ankles to the point of husbands buying their wives insanely high heels in the hope she'll fall and hurt herself. There's a person for everything imaginable unfortunately 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Salmon filet the loooong wayyyy (looks so good) 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She will be executed for the crime of ramming her forehead into the hand I was dangling over the edge of the bed this morning 020
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Next spring I'm gonna buy buckets and do mosquito dunks 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The mosquitos have been eating me alive the past few days wtf is going on 100
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Another day another set of midcentury lounge chairs I'm trying to snag 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My burning need to play zero company versus my hatred of strategy games. Unfortunately I'm a caveman when it comes to gaming 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The agony of having a cantaloupe i'd like to cut but I just finished cleaning my kitchen 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The eclipse rlly doesn't wanna show her red on camera 000