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toxic butchculinity

@goraturtle.bsky.social
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29 // white // butch lesbian idk I just got back

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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11m
It's finally cooling off outside and I walk around just smiling like a dope from how beautiful it all is
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 12m
One of my fav things to do is rub her forehead backwards and look at how stupid she looks
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28m
This is genuinely the biggest puppy to dog milestone when they stop attacking your feet and trying to parkour off of u and learn how to Chill and be a normal ass dog
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23h
At the very least fingers crossed in avoiding a Quasimodo armpit
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23h
I don't complain about vaccines lightly and at the end of the day it's still better than being unvaccinated but I hope novavax is easier on me
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23h
No joke, I always have to plan my COVID vaccine out bc exactly 12 hours after getting it I always spike an insane fever and get so shaky and chilled. Also I always get a huge massive swollen lymph node under my left armpit that is so so sore and lasts for weeks
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23h
I'm very curious to see if I tolerate the novavax COVID vaccine better than I have w the Pfizer one
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My baby + my very large fb marketplace painting I got today
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the power to the ppl festival yesterday was so fucking good. I cannot believe i saw Jack black and run dmc do walk this way together. What the fuck
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Merriweather post pavilion. I love u and I hate u. This festival is so poorly managed
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moving an hour away from DC rules there r actually trees u can see the leaves change on. This is my bedroom window :')
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's actually so interesting learning about house maintenance and discovering how useless your parents were bc wdym they hired out to flush water tanks and clear air conditioning units. This shit isn't difficult
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finding my own way to celebrate holidays is the only way to take that part of my soul back I think
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't hate Halloween but I do think a lot of the ppl who are loudest about it are low-key annoying and it's kind of an overrated holiday that's been getting more and more commercialized to the point where if I see one more ugly pumpkin HomeGoods decor piece I'll scream
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this gay little dog more than anything else on this earth
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always know when it's time to walk her bc she prances in all huffy w her tail up
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poor form, mentally booing ego lifting
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At the gym watching a grown man do dumbbell curls but he's swinging them and using his whole back and shoulders to get them up. Rip to your back buddy
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like to get petty over design choices but I think ppl who rip down perfectly good cabinets to put up open shelving that's gonna do nothing but collect dust r sick in the head
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey why is tile so expensive I just want a backsplash
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such is the nature of being 29 years old
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feel like I should get into carpentry in a big way
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Figured out how to refill my nail oil pen hashtag engineer
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love seeing Creatures on our walks
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gonna eat her
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And I'm not even joking
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am covered in paint
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(old defunct security sensors that the previous owners painted over for some goddamn reason)
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having a house is so fun u can rip shit off the walls
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every time I see shit like this I get so sad. I rlly am not that active, I just walk my dog once a day and hit the gym a couple times a week
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Paint is Too expensive
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AND she's turning into a cat. Kids these days are amazing
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This top bolt can kill itself I'm gonna fuck it up tomorrow when my extractor set gets here tomorrow
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I have to dig one more stripped screw or nut left by the previous homeowners out of my walls I'm gonna tweak the fuck out
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dinner was so good... Hot honey chicken, roasted figs, arugula, shredded pieces of mozzarella, and balsamic vinegar
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My energetic little beast
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I sprained my ankle I did some research and there's a whole group of ppl who fetishize women who fall and hurt their ankles to the point of husbands buying their wives insanely high heels in the hope she'll fall and hurt herself. There's a person for everything imaginable unfortunately
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Salmon filet the loooong wayyyy (looks so good)
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oughhhh
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She will be executed for the crime of ramming her forehead into the hand I was dangling over the edge of the bed this morning
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Next spring I'm gonna buy buckets and do mosquito dunks
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The mosquitos have been eating me alive the past few days wtf is going on
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another day another set of midcentury lounge chairs I'm trying to snag
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My burning need to play zero company versus my hatred of strategy games. Unfortunately I'm a caveman when it comes to gaming
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The agony of having a cantaloupe i'd like to cut but I just finished cleaning my kitchen
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The eclipse rlly doesn't wanna show her red on camera
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