toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 19hI'm very curious to see if I tolerate the novavax COVID vaccine better than I have w the Pfizer one 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My baby + my very large fb marketplace painting I got today 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the power to the ppl festival yesterday was so fucking good. I cannot believe i saw Jack black and run dmc do walk this way together. What the fuck 47510
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Merriweather post pavilion. I love u and I hate u. This festival is so poorly managed 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Moving an hour away from DC rules there r actually trees u can see the leaves change on. This is my bedroom window :') 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's actually so interesting learning about house maintenance and discovering how useless your parents were bc wdym they hired out to flush water tanks and clear air conditioning units. This shit isn't difficult 020
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't hate Halloween but I do think a lot of the ppl who are loudest about it are low-key annoying and it's kind of an overrated holiday that's been getting more and more commercialized to the point where if I see one more ugly pumpkin HomeGoods decor piece I'll scream 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I always know when it's time to walk her bc she prances in all huffy w her tail up 121
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At the gym watching a grown man do dumbbell curls but he's swinging them and using his whole back and shoulders to get them up. Rip to your back buddy 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't like to get petty over design choices but I think ppl who rip down perfectly good cabinets to put up open shelving that's gonna do nothing but collect dust r sick in the head 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey why is tile so expensive I just want a backsplash 030
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Feel like I should get into carpentry in a big way 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Figured out how to refill my nail oil pen hashtag engineer 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Having a house is so fun u can rip shit off the walls 111
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Every time I see shit like this I get so sad. I rlly am not that active, I just walk my dog once a day and hit the gym a couple times a week 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I have to dig one more stripped screw or nut left by the previous homeowners out of my walls I'm gonna tweak the fuck out 100
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dinner was so good... Hot honey chicken, roasted figs, arugula, shredded pieces of mozzarella, and balsamic vinegar 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She will be executed for the crime of ramming her forehead into the hand I was dangling over the edge of the bed this morning 020
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The mosquitos have been eating me alive the past few days wtf is going on 100
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toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Another day another set of midcentury lounge chairs I'm trying to snag 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My burning need to play zero company versus my hatred of strategy games. Unfortunately I'm a caveman when it comes to gaming 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The agony of having a cantaloupe i'd like to cut but I just finished cleaning my kitchen 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The eclipse rlly doesn't wanna show her red on camera 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So sleepy but I WILL see this lunar eclipse, god dammit 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Best tradition I have is ordering a fat fucking burger for delivery when I'm on my period 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Waking up naturally at 6:30 on a Sunday feels evil 000
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The beach that makes u old is a stunningly bad movie 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I need to start keeping track of which outlets r a little loose and don't hold plugs well so I can buy new ones and swap them out 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I want a brad nailer. And a circular saw. And a jigsaw. And a router. And a 010
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I always sign up for emails when I buy something online bc I want the "thanks for joining the mailing" list coupon, so now I'm constantly grounded by ball trimmer ads 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I absolutely hosed two 10" pizzas by myself last night and felt so awful about it but I'll be damned the gym this morning is feeling easyyyy 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Being a homeowner be so fine. And then bam. Need a new fridge 110
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026🥲 my refrigerator isn't cooling properly, I finally got the temp sensor gun I ordered and it says it's like 47-50 degrees in there fuck my life 020
toxic butchculinity @goraturtle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm trying to grow my nail beds out so bad and I've only realized recently how often I like "chew" on them and scrape underneath w my teeth. Gross I know, but no fucking wonder the hyponychium isn't growing 120