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Goo Tycoon

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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 4h
My brother from an Other Mommy
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bryce Young cooking?!?!?
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PAUSE
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brewers feel unstoppable
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello, thanks for your interest. Your profile is very detailed, but since you aren't willing to interact with others, what are you doing here? If it were me, I’d just give up social platforms entirely none of it would matter to me.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Brady: Overlord
Overlord Brady
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lots of really good NFL games that told me absolutely nothing about who is good and who isn't.
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or you go to lunch with your friend and talk about baseball
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schizophrenia As A Service
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its very funny that basically everyone in Brooklyn was either at the Geese show or the Strokes show last night
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clippy has a ten percent chance of destroying humanity within a decade
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Happy 31st birthday to the talented Ayo Edebiri.
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GEESE GEESE GEESE
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will the real slim shady please shut up!!!
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phillies fans dont even crash out anymore, they just look at you like this
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
???
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can get killed walking your doggie!
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only SI Im interested in has a certain "edition" that comes out yearly
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the red sox get braced out tonight Im gonna be so pissed
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow cant believe the White sox braced through to the ALDS
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dont think we should use the word "sweep" when talking about the wild card, 2 games isnt enough for a sweep imo
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
National anthem played by a mariachi band is elite
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok!
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me on my mid-afternoon team call
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
farewell to the 2026 new york mets you will not be remembered
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ella Langley, Stella Leffty, Katseye all the same to me idc
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its criminal I cant watch Gibraltar v Andorra
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Austria v Kosovo? Don't mind if I do...
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yamal is unbelievable
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We who!? and I'm pins and I'm needles
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers was incredible, no pic cause no phones allowed, but goddamn that was a production
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Game starts in an hour and Mets still haven't decided on a starter?!
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Make gambling illegal again
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuuuup
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its actually crazy that all my friends, except one who has a big full beard, have mustaches
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
okay
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The main reason I'm on here is cause I got banned from twitter, the second is a lot of the really funny posters from Twitters heyday are here, the third is its really funny to see people trying to do twitter fingers in arguments under political posts (and sometimes egging them on)
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New York Mets @mets.com · 23/09/2026
Ewing’s got wheels. 💨
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking out a kalshi loan to bet on if it will snow overnight so I can afford rent
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is going to be a catastrophe
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Keith cant help himself lmao
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The pain never ends
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MONDAY NIGHT GIANTS BAYBEEEEEE
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Goo Tycoon @gootycoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ive decided the transplant discourse doesnt apply to me, Im a new yorker and if anyone doesnt agree thats their problem
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