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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 29/09/2026

I'm gonna cry ;.=.; Don't mind the latency spikes since this was done on wifi for the test.

A speed test screenshot showing the glory that is Fiber Internet.
Download speed of 2,312 Mbps
Upload speed of 2,084 Mbps

AND THIS IS ON WIFI

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 29/09/2026

FIBER INSTALL IN PROGRESS

An image of a fiber junction box on the side of a house in the midst of being installed. It's surrounded by other utility connections as well.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 27/08/2026

Deriaz with any Final Fantasy game:

The "Whatcha got there?" meme, showcasing Deriaz's copious amount of chocobo photos he's taken. Or, at least, the ones he's posted. So far.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 20/07/2026

While the new Digimon Up mobile game is usual gacha garbage that will probably be shut down in 2 years (like the past 2 mobile Digimon games), the chat is really funny. This conversation was involving people spamming clan join adverts and some clearly homophobic tween.

A chat screenshot from the Digimon Up game
Zaryz: we love hot men
Zaryx: idk whats happening
SirHasib: stopppppp what the fuck
SirHab: annoying
Goolashe: Hot me are great

A chat screenshot from the Digimon Up game
Someone has been spamming for people to join their clan/group
Goolashe: nah, I have my own for bara dragons :)
Zaryx: where i gotta pay attention to that
Zaryx: BARA ISNT CENSORED
Goolashe: lmao
Zaryx: yo this censor is beyond jank

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 16/07/2026

Jesus fucking christ Telegram. How can your search actually be worse than the Windows search? How can it be worse than my Google search from months ago that literally had nothing related to what I searched as a result? How can your search function be so comically incompetent and worse than useless?

A screenshot of Telegram search, looking for text related to "hp zbook" and given the definely related and accurate result of the "https:" part of a URL.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 14/07/2026

It really is a thing of beauty when one person is able to just put a shitpost out there that changes the course of culture, media, politics, and history in general.

A screenshot tweet from July 15th, 2024, from @rickrudescalves, stating:
"can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, Hillbilly Elegy, pp. 179-181)."

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 10/07/2026

Need a hand ̶o̶n̶ with those abs? 👋 👀 💦

A screenshot from DBZ Abridged of Frieza complementing Goku's abs by saying "Oh my God you could grind meat on those."

And as they say, abs are ribbed for his pleasure 🤤

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 08/07/2026

We're in peak "let them eat cake" territory of corporate management detachment from reality these days, unfortunately. As the infamous @commandersterling.bsky.social has said:

The infamous Stephanie Sterling quote:
"Companies don't just want money... They want ALL of the money."

From the following video:
https://youtu.be/DAQHe0tIt60?t=249

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 12/06/2026

Quoting doesn't work like Twitter. It seems that if either you or them is blocked after the quote-skeet, it shows up as blocked for everyone, even if the other people viewing the quote-skeet aren't blocked/blocking them. It's basically your own perspective. It even shows blocked when signed out.

A screenshot example of how Bluesky handles quote tweeting blocked accounts (badly)

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 03/06/2026

Well damn, this really sucks. Just got back to my computer and the monitor backlight decided to half kick the bucket. I'm gonna open it and see if I can repair it, but it's an old Acer CB281HK monitor and there isn't much internal hardware info online. It's just a really shitty time to happen...

A photo of an Acer monitor poorly displaying an image due to a sudden partial failure of the LED backlight for the LCD panel.
On the display is some basic info from a full-screen color testing calibration website for testing monitor display issues.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 20/05/2026

So the breaker for our room stared sparking (making the lights flicker, thus we noticed it) and it turns out that it's as old as the house itself lol

A close up image of an electical breaker switch pulled out of the breaker box itself. The branding "I-T-E" is on the side of it, matching the breaker panel box branding.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 15/05/2026

Help why does it think it's a triangle 😭

A screenshot from an app to test drawing a shape and identifying it automatically.
In an attempt to draw a circle, the site thinks it's a triangle with 59% consistency/accuracy compared to the shape. When it's supposed to be a circle.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 13/05/2026

God damn, I was unaware of Bambu Lab's incompetence game.

A screenshot from the Bambu Lab community on Reddit shitting all over the company in the comments in response to Bambu Lab being little fuckwads.

User 1:
Remember when you guys forked Prusa Slicer and forgot to change the telemetry endpoints and were sending your customers's telemetry data to Prusa's servers?
That was funny

User 2:
This is the best comment I've read in this thread. That's wild.

User 1:
True story.
https://xcancel.com/josefprusa/status/1542259514828791811

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 13/05/2026

It will never not be funny that right beside city hall is a gigantic penis building, balls and all. The tip is made of granite so it's always rock-hard and happy to see you.

A Google earth screenshot of a skyscraper building. The building is made of white granite with a rounded-square footprint, leading up to a domed top also made of granite, with a small round hole at the top. There is also a terrace and parking garage structure attached to one side of the building that is only a few stories tall.
The general shape of the building is, essentially, extremely phallic, being a rounded shaft of a building, attached ball sack, and even a cum-hole at the top.
Even Wikipedia talks about it's extremely penis-like shape, including many of the nicknames citizens have given it.
Town hall is dwarfed by this giant weiner of a building, standing at just a few stories tall across the street from it.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 13/05/2026

Listen, Grocy, you seem like a cool app and all, but you can't just go around saying things like that.

Screenshot of a search for an application called Grocy, with the following tagline and info:
Grocy - ERP beyond your fridge
Grocy is an open source ERP application for your kitchen

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 09/05/2026

That whole 19 inches of Venom 👀

An image of several figurines, centering on one large statue of Venom, standing as his full erect stature of 19 inches tall.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 30/04/2026

That is the look of a man who knows exactly what he did.

A YouTube thumbnail from the first video of a playlist from a channel called "Payroll Education". It features an older gentleman in a blue suit, with the knowing smile and look of a man who knows exactly what he has done.
This video thumbnail has the text "Today's Lesson: FUTA Tax"

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 29/04/2026

Damn, I really love how well done the bulk is, especially at this angle. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna grab a few dozen (hundred) Luxor Sky Beam light arrays to shine on them.

A low-angle view of a very muscular anthro character's pecs and upper abs, with a nice focus on how well they recently bulked up.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 21/04/2026

Or to smother someone with

A hyper-muscled blue and red anthro dragon with white hair and horns (aka Goolashe) smothering Deriaz (his green and orange iguana form at the time) between his bicep and pec.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 21/04/2026

I can't drop the phone on his face if I use his face as the phone stand.

Image of the thinking guy meme since this is a brilliant idea with absolutely no downsides or negative effects for anyone at all.

Checkmate gravity.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 17/04/2026

The future of the comments section:

A person being correctly judged by Anubis for making a 6-7 joke

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 26/03/2026

Damn, McDonald's really wants everyone to bulk up. The Big Breakfast with pancakes for 1.34 million calories seems like a good deal, though.

A screenshot of the McDonald's breakfast menu, with a large variety of items ranging from the hundreds of thousands to million plus calories.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 23/03/2026

My boat in #TheLastCaretaker is having the absolute time of its life. Not sure if it's good or bad times, though. @wearechannel37.bsky.social

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 08/03/2026

I was digging through old screenshots and I appreciate that @rebbford.bsky.social has always been the way she is with @warframe.com Redtext circa June 2013

An old June 6th, 2013 screenshot of the game Warframe, featuring the infamous "Red Text" update from the devs whenever a patch would be pushed out, informing players who are currently in-game, with various levels of shitposting.
This update involves asking players to update promptly with no farting around, followed by a direct quote of Rebecca:
"YOU SAID FART HA HA HA HAH THAT IS FUNNY" -DE_Rebecca

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 28/02/2026

Statements vs reality:

A meme about training an AI model to get "accurate" predictions, but it's being held back by flawed and biased training data.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 26/02/2026

Even worse, results only like this:

XKCD comic about searching for a solution to a problem, finding a question thread of someone with the same problem, and no solution posted, over a decade old.

https://xkcd.com/979/

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 26/02/2026

This made me switch over to duckduckgo. I had been meaning to for a while honestly but admittedly got stuck in the "I'm used to it" feeling. Even Bing go this right on the first page, and Google's dumb AI overview actually crashed/failed lol (along with giving shit video suggestions)

The same "portal speedrun why is it called mariah carey strat" search result from the top parent skeet, showing the "Can't generate an AI overview right now. Try again later." error after failing to load, along with completely unrelated to the search video suggestions.

It's like a mad libs of search results

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 26/02/2026

I actually have a headache from how insanely, comically, incompetently bad this Google search result is. I'd say it's genuinely impressive how nonsensical any of the results are compared to what I searched, but that would require ignoring that Google intentionally makes their search results worse.

A screenshot of a Google search result for "portal speedrun why is it called mariah carey strat" that is so comically, terribly bad, unrelated, and nonsensical that mashing your face on a keyboard and searching would give you closer results than what Google gave.

The search result provided:
1) A 2017 Warframe forum topic because Google thinks I go to the forums often (I don't)
2) A random "bing.txt" file from a college FTP file server
3) A sign in page for sites.google.com
4) An Instagram page for a "LarySkater"
5) A site called "The Dink Network" talking about someone named "Crazy Old Tim"

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 26/01/2026

Advice from your local killer:

A screenshot from a weather report about advice for running over the next several hours which says this:
Poor
8pm ☹️ Poor
9pm ☹️ Poor
10pm ☹️ Poor

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 20/01/2026

When you can tell from the dev updates on the store page just how unhinged a game will be #SAWBatICS @ducky-dev.bsky.social

A screenshot from a Steam store page showing recent events and announcements. Listed are the following developer updates:
-Dev update 5 titled "The Castle Whitebox" showing a work-in-progress untextured castle. Dated October 6th, 2025
-Dev Update 6 "Vehicles and Plans for Beta 2.0!" with a picture of a man in a tuxedo driving a tank. Dated December 8th, 2025

The game is called "Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International crime Syndicate"

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 12/12/2025

The real star of The Game Awards

On Youtube, someone donated to highlight the message "Todd Howard x Geoff Keighley mpreg fanfic"

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 03/12/2025

No, YouTube, I DON'T want to watch something again that I just fucking watched. Jesus fucking christ the site is becoming more unbearable by the day.

Youtube, under the "Watch It Again" suggestion section, saying I should watch something I watched a couple hours ago again.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 17/11/2025

This place is right out of the backrooms.

A long hallway with off-white walls and drop-ceiling tiles, periodic cutouts in the ceiling for a second floor, and almost no doors.

A junction in the long hallway explaining a bridge-like walkway and an enclosed staircase, with a long wooden bench on the right side and a fountain on the left. There is a vaulted glass ceiling that is opaque.

Another view of the previous image showing off the stairwell junction area with the bench and plants.

A fisheye view of the hallway junction area. Wait, who is tha-

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 08/10/2025

Lol I just got a free item from Amazon because it's so easy to get their new AI customer service bot to say you can keep an item after requesting a refund (human rep did the override because of the bot promise)

A chat history with the AI Amazon customer service bot promising that I can keep an item for a full refund when I was originally just seeking out a partial refund for a new sale price.

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 06/10/2025

I can definitely be trusted with home automation routines just ask @deriaz.bsky.social

A screenshot of a Home Assistant routine set up to have a TTS message with "Cum farts Cum farts ass cum farts" like 20 times when turning off the lamp by the bed

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 03/10/2025

He canonically wants to get more swole, too.

Agumon (Black) asking "Think I should put on some more muscle?" from Digimon Story: Time Stranger

Agumon (Black) saying "Really? All right. Time to get swole, then!" from Digimon Story: Time Stranger

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 03/10/2025

I'm a mature adult that can definitely be trusted with naming my own character. #DigimonTimeStranger

A screenshot from the game Digimon Story: Time Stranger

The screenshot is of the Digi Link with a message from your Operator assistant, stating: "I'm counting on you, Agent Sukmahdiq."

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 24/08/2025

Remember, there are two sides to each story. FA has a long (and rightful) history of banning people for extreme stuff they do or say off-platform.

A screenshot message about the person talked about in the quoted skeet with the following text:

"On Telegram she goes by the name Triply.

God awful person. Hugely racist, transphobic, anti-vax, anti-mask, hard right winger.

Got booted from so many chats because of her toxicity. And finally, finally got booted from FA"

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Goolashe @goolashe.social · 11/07/2025

After 5 years, covid finally got me lol. It was a good run avoiding it. It doesn't seem to be hitting me too hard. It's definitely the "razor blade throat" variant. I'm glad I managed to get a booster shot a couple weeks before the con.

A positive covid test a bit red due to a nose bleed when swabbing.

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