Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"My tastes are too refined, too well reasoned." They will kill you. 110
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would have put on Stand Up Solutions by Connor O'Malley and just watched their faces 010
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He thinks he's Joe Rogan's friend. Joe said it's crazy and acted like he watched it, then later revealed he's never even seen one episode. It makes Dunc look like a god damn dork and more of a stranger than a friend. 120
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It pegged him down so well and he's very uncomfortable with the honest truth, it's just something he knows at this point. 090
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Killin' it. You should definitely fuck him. 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Uh oh, time for my weekly "got too high and now I'm having existential dread that I'm going to wind up dead on the road by an IDF recruit and my ex wife will never think of me ever again" session. Oh boy. 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Umamusume Cinderella grey where Ralphie Cifaretto burns down her house with her inside after she starts losing races leading to his death at the hands of Tony Soprano. 100
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Umamusume Cinderella grey where they sell her to a glue factory after she hits the wall 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Umamusume Cinderella grey where they put her down because she breaks her leg. 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026That one dude who draws all the japanese women with giant asses and the dudes as super skinny and being sat on and used as chairs. 110
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Having Daisuke by El Huervo playing when I enter my apartment: oh shit this is cool How appealing the messages left on my answering machine are getting: worrying. 010
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Me after using the F-slur to insult a Tesla owner. 020
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Hell yeah George always looked tasty to me... Wait, I don't want any Jeb, throw that shit to the cats and dogs. 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 28/03/2026*starts a new cyberpunk run as a female just to force femme Johnny Silverhand* 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no she 's hotALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no she 's hot 060
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Josh I thought that was a picture of you on a Saturday. You're telling me this is a picture of Robert DeNiro in Heat (1994)? 010
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Fucking stupid company. Have been for at least a decade. If I was good at making memes I would do the Simpsons "the exact moment" meme for Desmond's murder 001
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Hell yeah brother, good to see another man of culture. 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026It's infuriating having 1000 videos of cool guns that I want to see but having all the people handling them be seconds away from "we should kill every person with skin darker than white construction paper with this thing" 020
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, people who care for you probably don't mind being there for you. I would suggest going to the gym or out for a run to stabilize your self reliance and help get your mind clear. 001
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Harris you had me at 4:20:00 just release it and I'll watch it 9 times 000
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Drink water and give yourself a break in the cool, maybe take a shower. I suggest watching a star war or something to help your mind relax before getting back out there 110
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Yeah well I want to be a huge wolf who a tree nymph rides into combat and calls a good boy but we don't get everything we want, piper. 010
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026How the fuck does this shit engender faith in the government again? 010
Cottoneyedjoeschmo @goofenthal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Bro can you imagine being the last VHS/DVD/BR rental shop and about to go out of business but then Gen Z swoops in and now you're constantly busy? Fucking awesome, I'm glad the holdouts made it. 11215
