Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ever since I got a garlic press my hands don’t smell from chopping garlic…they smell from cleaning out of the garlic press 👍 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spent the last few months trying to get my Brazil passport renewed and get citizenship for my family in case it gets really dire here, and… 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cat Stevens voice: PEACE TRAIN holy roller, everyone jump upon the PEACE TRAIN Borat voice: Wa wa wee waaa 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why doesn’t every state do this also? Same with the DoorDash/NY settlement… 000
Reposted by Petey PabloArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178124952677
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If that diamond ring turns brass, Screech is gonna kick that ring guy’s ass 001
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Obviously Facebook has been garbage for years, but now it’s literally 80% ads and promoted RW media? 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Love to search for data jobs these days: Extreme poverty analyst International Nonprofit $35-50k Gambling addiction analyst/enabler DraftKings $100-120k Mass surveillance analyst Palantir $300-400k AI error corrector AI startup $40-50k AI error creator OpenAI $500-$3m 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“They’re eating the dogs and cats! Instead of fucking them!” 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Going to pitch my new AI actor Max to NBC Universal 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My grandfather fled Cuba in 1960, went to NY, and ended up working for “Carl Marks” 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 07/08/20264 gold jokers away from completing all the Balatro achievements Will probably take another year or two 100
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw a tourist family (It’s August in NY so probably German) and the kid was wearing a t-shirt that said “I ❤️ FEET” 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I don’t watch my favorite team for mental health reasons and yeah, here’s why 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 27/07/20262026 Nobel Peace Prize winner: “Both sides running out of missiles” 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This temp tattoo isn’t washing off so I might as well go infiltrate Patriot Front 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Now posting all day about random leftists, that’s how we save democracy! 010
Reposted by Petey PabloFML FPL @fmlfpl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026since there are all these new soccer watchers from #USA and the nba finals just ended this is my annual reminder that an entire nba court fits inside the penalty box (multiple actually) of a football pitch 161
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Why does the ref have a bright red yellow card holder? 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I always thought “dystopian future” books and movies were too heavy-handed and cheesily exaggerated, but nope! 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This sounds like one of those Gen Z sentences we don’t understand: Blue Origin's (band) New Glenn (lead singer) just blew up (in a good way) at LC-36 (some festival) while attempting to Static Fire (some viral dance move) ahead of NG-4 (some other festival)? 040
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Using this opportunity to note that MV’s “I’m gonna miss you” is an all-time banger 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026After 3 decades of warning me about this milestone, my mother’s response was… to send me the same Fareed Zakaria video about Mamdani’s “unaffordable” budget that she sent me last month. 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Islamicize a Guy Fieri-branded restaurant by changing only 1 letter: Tex Wahabi 110
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Good thing our troops gained invincibility a few weeks ago! 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Still got a bunch of ICE losers here at LaGuardia, even with no crowds. Mostly they’re walking around, but some of them are working one of the two security lanes. Everyone is choosing to go in the busier lane with real TSA while the ICE lane is empty. 011
Reposted by Petey PabloRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026This is Pulitzer shit right here. 18263691238
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 15/03/20261 dog alone = happy 2 dogs together = maybe happy, maybe vicious territorial battle 3+ dogs together = ECSTASY! 000
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Every building should have a therapy miniature something 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Someone should ask AI how to get a tanker across the Strait of Hormuz 061
Reposted by Petey Pabloslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/03/2026i'm tired of wading through noise about what's happening across the middle east so i've been building this. no-bullshit dashboard that pulls data from 18 international sources + other apis. maybe it will be useful for you disclaimer: this uses a locally-hosted LLM to summarize articlesiran.openintel.newsOpenIntel | Iran Conflict DashboardReal-time tracking of the 2026 Iran conflict across military, diplomatic, economic, and humanitarian dimensions. Cumulative map, trend charts, and sourced timeline updated hourly. 4386
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American semiquincentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxesss…✌️🇺🇸 0100
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Maybe we Americans need to inform the rest of the world that 99% of us are not going to sign up to fight in a WW3 over Mexico, Greenland, etc, so they don’t need to roll over on our empty threats? We just lost to Iraq and Afghanistan ffs 010
Petey Pablo @goodtimesb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Congrats to this Etsy(?) ad on espn dot com for outstanding achievements in the field of teeny pictures that catch your eye by looking like straight up vulvas and clits 000
