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internet haruspex, horror enthusiast, crammed full of garlic. they/them

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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
incredible restraint from me that i didn't buy this hat when i accompanied a friend to a mum and baby stuff shop
a distressed green cap that says "daddio" in white embroidery
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
also forgot to reply here, usually plugs are sized in gauges up to a 00g, and then in mm/inch fractions above that size. i do think it's ideal when a company also sizes their smaller plugs in mm though tbh
a plug size conversion chart from urbanbodyjewelry.com showing the conversion between gauge sizes and millimetres for plugs between 18g and 1 inch in diameter
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
tree
a bunch of (i think) gum trees on the side of a wide nature walking path, with lush green grasses and weeds growing at their base
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
it's embarrassing how excited i am to be wearing my first post-op tshirt (bigger tshirt was easier to put on and i still asked my partner for help getting it over my head lmao)
a smiling, fat trans masc with a flat chest taking a mirror selfie. the tshirt in question is a navy jackbox tko shirt that depicts an egg with a tongue coming out that says "hungri egg" in handwriting on the image, and "i'm from outer space and i'm here to fuck" underneath
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
my friend made me some trousers!! i need to alter the waist a bit, they're a little loose, but i LOVE them
augie wearing a brown and beige striped collared shirt, tucked into a pair of barrel-legged khaki trousers, which have slightly different coloured khaki patch pockets. they look much more comfy with their newly-flat chest
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
one fancy sandwich and ridiculous coffee drink, as instructed @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social
a thick sandwich containing chicken and various greens in a box, next to an iced coffee with a thick, fluffy foam head
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
however, gently frying these and adding them to a rice bowl or wrap? that's the good stuff imo
macro brand satay marinated firm tofu
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
omg actually that would be amazing! i'm not sure how to fill this out, i've never had a private procedure before and any advice would help tbh
a list of multiple radio check inputs relating to claims for my top surgery
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
so many cute earrings are made as fancy studs and they simply don't work haha. but anything where the connection makes a continuous loop through the ear is fine. also those classic dandle earring hooks tend to be ok if the dangle is small afaik
a pair of gold, dangly earrings, with classic earring "hooks" with three pearls hanging from them
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
yeah absolutely! generally speaking, ime, these are extremely safe bets for shapes for earrings you can wear with stretched ears
long silver earrings that look like safety pins. the part that goes through the earlobe is a continuous loop that fastens at the bottom, where the "clasp" of the safety pin isa pair of gold earrings consisting of a large gold loop (the part that goes through the ear) which connects in a way that makes the loop continuous, and some dangling green gems
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
my bearded friend justin gives an overly-enthusiastic thumbs up, as if to say "i approve this message"
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
we're getting real silly with it here tonight, folks
a messenger screenshot that says "Georgie set her own nickname to Justin" "Justin set his own nickname to the Justin killer"the Justin killer (Justin) replying to my post saying "justin will go un-killed" with "or will they" and Justin (Georgie) posting underneath "Trying to explain to Jordan why I'm shaking with rage rn". both posts have 2 laugh reacts
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
quote with your favourite picture of you from 2025
a blurry aug wearing a plaid red flannel shirt and a pink cap that says "himbo" on it. they're grinning past the camera, and light is reflecting off their round silver glasses, septum piercing, and big silver earring
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i was put together wrong at the Female Factory
a stone sign saying "Parramatta Female Factory 1818” in front of some old-looking yellow brick buildings
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
they are Concerned
a black cat on the edge of a bathtub filled with light blue water. he's looking into the bath and seems troubled. the photo is from my perspective in the bath, and my knees are visible above the watera photo from the same perspective, now showing the same black cat and a grey tabby. the grey cat is looking at me, and seems confuseda photo from the same perspective, now just showing the grey cat sniffing my knee, which is peeking above the blue water in the bath
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
i'm living proof that a boyfriend can also be a girlfriend
a messenger bubble with the message "do you still love me without my uvula?" that's been laugh-reacted to by my partner
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
the south australian liberal party are so desperate for votes that they're trying offering policies that might actually help people (assuming that we can't remember who they are and what they've done)
part of an email from the south australian liberal party that says:

"A new Liberal Government will introduce flat 50c fares on public transport. 

South Australians are doing it tough right now. Bills are climbing, fuel is expensive, and families are feeling the cost of living crunch. That’s why the Liberal Party is putting forward a plan to deliver immediate relief.

If elected in March 2026, a new Liberal Government will introduce a flat 50 cent fare for Adelaide Metro public transport rides for South Australians."
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
a kitten wrapped up in pastry being rolled out with a rolling pin by mice in dressed in clothing, from beatrix potter's roly poly pudding
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
sickos.jpeg meme of a man wearing a tshirt that says "sickos" staring through a window saying "yes... haha ha... yes!"
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i've decided that the story i'm going with is that i meant to go down to stubble with my new beard trimmer & i'm trying a new look
augie, a round-faced trans masc person with round black glasses & curly hair, smiles into the camera with an eyebrow slightly raised. they have a moustache & their usual full beard has been reduced to short black & grey stubble
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i’m so back
a golden brown lemon bundt cake made in the classic nordicware spiral bundt pan. it’s sitting on a dark & cherry wood cutting board
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
it’s important to start christmas day with a healthy breakfast
an unopened can of full-sugar coke and a box of cheezels on a wood table.
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
my horrible daughter is writhing
a tortoishell cat with bright green eyes curved into a crescent on a purple bedsheet. the sheet is absolutely covered in her hair & she is very fluffythe same tortoiseshell cat curled up in a fight pose with her front paws in the aur. she is so small & so cute
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
learning to ride a bike day 4: riding on the (very quiet &/ cul de sac) road is scary & i cannot turn properly but going into 5th gear (out of 8) has made going fast a bit less scary
augie, a fat non-binary trans masc in a black tshirt & exercise shorts with a uro yellow helmet, is riding a blue bike on the road in front of a random suburban house. they look happy & fairly relaxeda closer image of the same scene, but the background is blurred, giving a sense of speed to augie’s movement on the bike
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
really feeling my work fit from the other day
a fat, non binary trans guy mirror selfie in an elevator. they have dark curly hair & a dark beard covered by a flo mask. they are wearing a black singlet tucked into dark green chino shorts & an open black collared shirt with a cream daisy print all over
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It Begins
A lecture theatreabout half full of people sitting down, with the DDD Conference logo on the screen at the front of the room
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
letting all the other hikers on the trail know i’m a slutty goth
salomon branded black & grey hiking boots with a chunky platform & heel that look kinda like demonia ankle boots
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
they’re trying to contain me but it won’t work
august, a white trans person with a beard, looks tired, with a bunch of differently-coloured wires attached to their face, hair, & beard
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
reskeet with a favourite photo of yourself :)
augie, a white trans masc person with short curly hair & round glasses, is looking off to the side. they've propped their chin up in both hands, which are covering most of their dark beard. they're smiling slightly
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
idk it seems pretty accurate to me
personality quiz result showing a picture of nile’s crane in a ruffled with shirt & the text:

Your Result:
fruity little niles
you're gay little niles!!! success!! you have a great little fashion sense!!! your dad never seems to validate you for who you are as much as what he wants you to be. you would probably marry a dark lord for a sliver of validation. please heal. if you've stopped listening to sufjan stevens i'm proud of you.
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
i think for me it's gotta be dank mono
a typeface display example sheet for dank mono by Phil Pluckthun (https://philpl.gumroad.com/l/dank-mono)
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
james got pics of me when we got to the restaurant ☺️
me, a white trans masc person with short curly hair & a dark beard, sitting against a background of greenery. i’m squinting a little in the sun but smiling. i’m wearing a button-down short sleeve shirt that’s covered in colourful images of classic horror monstersme again but the image is pulled back so you can see the table i’m sitting at. i’m smiling more widely & resting my chin on my elbow
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
poasters post-friendsmas jackbox is goated when seeing your pals is the vibe
a tv with a jackbox quiplash voting screen displaying. the prompt says “a surprising new part of the field sobriety test requires you to ____ to prove you’re not drunk” and the answers are “get woke” or “die”
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
if you were visited by 3 ghosts on christmas eve, who would you want them to be?
pinhead from hellraiser (1987) flanked on either side by the female cenobite and butterball
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
me and who?
a beatrix potter illustration from the roly-poly pudding, of a kitten wrapped in pastry, being rolled out by two clothed rats with an enormous rolling pin
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
no, please
a weather app showing that thursday 23rd november will have a max temperature of 28 degreees celsius with a 70% chance of rain
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
i believe they call this the @julesfurious.bsky.social
an a-frame sign for baker’s delight advertising portuguese tarts that says “win their hearts with our tasty tarts”
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
me when i wake up
a framed a4 poster slot on the back of a public bathroom door that’s had “OUCH!” graffitied on it four times in big purple letters
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
the hunter from bloodborne making the “make contact” gesture
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aug @goodroundboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
quote skeet with a favourite pic of you and your partner(s)
james is smiling and looking at the camera. he has brown hair down to his shoulders with an undercut and rose gold round glasses. augie is grinning and looking at james; they have a dark beard and short, curly brown hair. behind them is a lush, green valley with the slightest hint that the sun is about to setjames and augie are reflected in a large mirror that says “welcome to the wedding of tess and sophie 17.06.2023”. james is wearing a burgundy suit and tie with his hair down and undercut facing the mirror, and augie is wearing a navy waistcoat and a white patterned shirt with rolled up sleeves. they’re looking at each other and smilingjames is tying a champagne coloured tie and looking off into the distance. his hair is quite long and pulled back in a low bun. some of augie is visible in the frame, fussing with the ends of james’s tiejames and augie are sitting at a table at a market. they both have short hair and augie hasn’t grown a beard yet. they’re looking at each other and smiling
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