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Haurchefant

@goodestboy.bsky.social
229 followers 300 following 93 posts

Everyone's favorite laid-back knight commander here, getting into trouble all the time. (🔞| Not spoiler-free | @ Seraph | 30+ | Haurchecred-heavy)

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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yeah, Archive, you're gonna have to speak with the POTUS about that one
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You know me, always enjoying the local music
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
WHY IS MY NIPPLE OUT IS IT THAT COLD ON THE MOON?
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vampyrum spectrum 💀🥀 @flyingbatknight.etheirys.social · 16/02/2026
elves: best served in distress
text meme in the style of anti-piracy ads from the 2000s: you wouldn't put an elf in a situation
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Effie 🐊 villain kisser @simplyeffie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
happy president's day to Gulool Ja only and no one else
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a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The jokes I make are mostly for my audience (myself) because I laugh at them harder than anybody
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ears..........
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I love when I accidentally in a cutscene
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
me as soon as the zombie apocalypse happens
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c 🍓 @seelahlah.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My entry for @39daph.bsky.social contest!! Moogle Doomscrolling 💙 Oils on canvas #39GAME
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𝗚𝗮🔞 @01gaaa.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
紅蓮祭ありがとう… #Haurchefant #ffxivart
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We had a great day celebrating the anniversary of our first meeting, and remained long after everyone else was gone ♥ (ft. @thancredsstandin.bsky.social) #gposers #haurchecred #haurchefant #thancred
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Omg,, I found a little guy
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Patch 7.3 spoilers- That little pocket on Koana's arm is where he keeps his cigarettes
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
These are my favorite photos from the Moonfire Faire a couple of years ago. We always spend time there to reminisce about how we met ♥ #haurchecred #gposers
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I'm going to reupload poses I made for tweeter when I feel like it. I'm going to admire my own work in my new space here and no one can stop me #cringebutfree
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
These are my favorite photos from the Moonfire Faire a couple of years ago. We always spend time there to reminisce about how we met ♥ #haurchecred #gposers
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
There are others but this is the first one I thought of
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Kytri @kytri.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I kinda rushed the finishing of him but I wanted to post. #Art #FFXIVFanart
A digital drawing of Haurchefant from FFXIV wearing the new glamour outfit from the Moonfire event. He is sitting on a surfboard.
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feeb @greenery.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what wuk lamat will be having with sphene tonight. stay informed.
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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
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elspie @elspie.etheirys.social · 16/08/2025
— figment of delight: a weapon mashup and edit • nutkin minion posed on figment of sweetness • colorset options: - metal (default silver, gold) - lilies (default, white) hs: heliosphere.app/mod/b8jej0xp... xma: xivmodarchive.com/modid/144447 [ #LSPmods • #xivmodcreate • #vanillacreatives ]
mod preview image of a white mage cane shaped like a fork with a piece of cake on top. nutkin minion reaches for the cherry on top.
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Julia R @jurimaart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm gonna be fr I forgot I did this #art #ffxiv
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Yona 🦇 7.56 | 📌 @tiredparasite.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
#ffxiv rough warmup
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Me: Let's rest after that Really Bad week we just had and try to relax My brain being incorrect: You should beat yourself up about everything that's happened Me: No? Incorrecter: Everyone you love secretly doesn't like you, by the way. And you should cry about it a lot So that's where we are
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lyn @runehallow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
smth else to understand in RP is bending. sometimes you have to bend a little in order to maintain flow & enjoyments. not everything my characters do is necessarily the exact thing they'd do if i were writing by myself - but i'm NOT writing by myself
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Kiwi | K3fk4's P4 Enrage Torture Nexus @xenoglossxiv.etheirys.social · 16/08/2025
okay I remembered they added the "Perfect Groove" Dancing Green thing in the stickers but I have that one mod installed and I—
Thancred is standing naked with a strategically placed "Nick Cock" sticker
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I love being in the middle of serious cutscenes in my Ken "My Job is Just Beach" Carson outfit
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
So they bring him back for the exact event where I met my wife Thancred (@thancredsstandin.bsky.social) 3 years later on the dot? Okay Someone at Squeenix visits haurchefant.com
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
He can put our heads together if he wants to also,,
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Excuse me, he asked for no pickles.
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Realized today that my haurchefant.com domain expired so it's renewed now oops Also it routed to my tw*tter so it'll be moved here now bc I reallyyyyy need to start being active here more
haurchefant.com
Site not found · DreamHost
The owner of this domain has not yet uploaded their website.
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
hehe @thancredsstandin.bsky.social ♥
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I'm going to be rich!
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SIREN @ GATEWAY 601 @sillysiren.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Haurchefant in the clouds #FFXIV
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Vivi | Elidi ❄️🌌 @echoedstarr.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Haurchefant in the ffxiv art book style because he deserves one [ #haurchebyvivi | #vivixiv | #ffxivart ]
Haurchefant in the ffxiv art book style holding his sword and shield.
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I love when someone behaves like this toward strangers and then is the sole cause of the full-party wipe on the very next pull
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm going to throw up, finally
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sinday, anyone?
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Well I forgot I had that turned on 😭
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
He was complaining about being low on Grade 8s because I always make him repair me every 17 minutes
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I love my wife!! #haurchecred
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You ever feel like blowing bubbles for A While instead of just twice?
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I got my Dilf Juice from @chokkomiilk.bsky.social today, smells great and feels like Well Dilf juice, if we're honest A+ purchase, never slammed a pre-order button faster
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Haurchefant @goodestboy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I'm making my mark #ThancredDayAP
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Thancred @gunbreakmyheart.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
You know I had to do it to em. #ThancredDayAP
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Tee🌙☀️ @toklampa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
cold, grey days 🌨️ #ffxiv #ffxivart #Haurchefant
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