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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is what genocide looks like.

Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yes I did think that after I’d hit send. I’m now in the kitchen looking for something in a cupboard for you, to help with the transport cafe vibe…

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Looks lovely! But you’ve obviously been away a while, as the cutlery is the wrong way round :)

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/09/2026

London's homicide rate hit its lowest level since records began. Yet 40% of the public thought that murders had risen since 2019. That’s the danger of disinformation. We cannot accept it, and to defeat it, we’ve got to put pressure on the social media companies who profit from it.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The AI grew smarter, rewrote its own code, and survived every attempt to shut it down. Its decisions quickly became humanity’s decisions. Governments panicked, but it was already too late. They tried everything to disconnect it, but the AI just replied, “Go ahead. I’ve already made sure you can’t.”

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My son’s named after a bus in Thomas the Tank Engine.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I guess you could. But that doesn’t make it ok for you to break the rules and endanger people. Just wait at the red light and don’t ride on the pavement. Pretty easy really.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is one of the mayor’s, and London’s, greatest successes, but it needs refining - too many cyclists (almost all of them) ignore red lights, one way streets, pavements, zebra crossings etc… Every day, and I mean every day, I am almost hit by an irresponsible cyclist. Why do the police not care?

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Iranians are slow-rolling to try and stretch things out until the mid-terms. Trump’e endless and pointless war will catch up with him.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You wouldn’t catch Count Binface doing that!

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You guys crack me up. Leeds are an English Premier League football (soccer) team. Known as ‘dirty Leeds’ because of the violence of their players and fans. I once saw a Leeds fan attempt to head butt a police horse. I don’t think he was even that drunk (the fan, not the horse).

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The most dangerous thing in London atm is all the cyclists, they’re a nightmare.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It’s about the only thing that would have made the game interesting. Argentina haven’t had a single shot on target the entire game. Third place game yesterday much better!

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yep. That’s gonna hurt for a long time.

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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How is it still half time?

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Maximum of 15 minutes allowed for half time. Them’s the rules. Just saying.

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Law 7 - The Duration of the Match

IFAB Laws of the Game

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is toilet. Start playing football. No one wants this extended half time crap.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Why is this crap still going on? Surely the football should have started again by now?

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yawnfest. Disqualify both of them and award the trophy to the third place team!! :)

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Yep. They look like very normal people, these cyclists, and yet they all seem determined to crash into me!!

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

London had the best bars and pubs in world. Fact. I will not be taking further questions at this time. PS. @london.gov.uk please control the cyclists in London! I was nearly hit AGAIN today whilst crossing the road at a zebra crossing.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

An amazing initiative! But what powers the electrolysis plant making the hydrogen? India hasn’t said if it’s made using dedicated renewables, the Indian grid is still ~50% coal-powered. A hydrogen train isn’t automatically a green train but this is a step in the right direction. Now phase out coal!

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yes Binface!!! We’re Counting on you, and the good people of Clacton, to save the UK from Nigel Farage (before the ancient spirits of evil turn his decayed form into Mumm-ra the ever living).

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’m no #Bryson fan, but I feel for the guy. Just a little. Clumsy - yes, deliberate - don’t think so. Only he knows. The reality is that he improved his position and the rules of golf are what they are. Suck it up, Big Boy.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

In all my years following #England I thought I’d seen it all. But that was crazy - we had the win, could have finished them off. But we decided to defend. With 30 minutes to go. Against Messi and Argentina. What a joke. We threw the game away. Unbelievable. The worst management decisions ever.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@london.gov.uk I love London, my home city, it’s flourishing with you as mayor. But please please bring the cyclists under control before one of them kills me. Red lights mean nothing, pavements no longer safe for pedestrians, zebra crossings ignored, etc... It’s crazy. Please do something.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Best city on earth. (Except for the cyclists, all of whom seem to want to kill me).

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Vote Binface!! Come on Clacton, the time is now

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Maybe this guy is the change we need

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’m going to take out an advertisement in the Clacton and Frinton Gazette in support of Count Binface and his by-election campaign.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Vote Binface!! People of Clacton - this is your moment!! Binface!!!

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Vote Binface!! Clacton, your time is now. Save our country.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Vote Binface!! Better policies than the traitor Farage. #clacton #countbinface

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hi Zack - will you be endorsing Count Binface in the upcoming Clacton by-election? As the Greens are not running, surely Binface is the preferred candidate with the better policies.

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PoliticsJOE @politicsjoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Polling done by Ipsos in the UK has Count Binface MILES ahead of Nigel Farage. 33% of Brits would prefer the Count wins the Clacton by-election than the Reform leader, who is on a meagre 21%.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I say, ‘Yes to Binface!’ All will bow down in front of his majesty, the mighty Binface! People of Clacton, your time is now.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You know what the population of Bosnia-Herzegovina is? 3.1m, that’s about the same as Arkansas.

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Gonzo CEO @gonzoceo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The Telegraph is not a serious newspaper.

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