iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

did anyone teach you how to open a beer or did you just know it

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

but how lucky are we to live in a world where you fend for yourself

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

imagine if beer came with instructions

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

my girlfriend really wants me to tweet about how shes fidgeting with my penis

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the passive and docile Mypenis vs the hostile and terrifying Yourpenis

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

prefreeze your question marks to make your sentences colder

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

having kinky sex with a bodhisattva sucks because I keep saying "ohh I've been so bad you have to punish me" but she just keeps forgiving me

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

girlfriend: babe am i W faps or L goons me: one second honey i need to beat this deltarune mod where they made the display 25% green

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Theres nothing shitty about saying No to drugs.

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

i was born in the wrong generation but in the sense that i was meant to be on random anime forums in 2003

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Haon @haonfest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Do you think she can be fixed?

Image shows a robot girl (android) that was scrapped, wrapped in tarps, asking the viewer if they think she is cute, despite being an old abandoned model

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Salamanding @salamanding.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

2026 year of the dollgirl

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

"step counters" as a measure of exercise is a cope for runners to make their boring ass sport seem somewhat interesting

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

the way that some people apply mental illness categorization is closer to a personality test than it is to psychology

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may 🃏 @dogsnacks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

What if kendrick lamar was in lorcana and his attack was mustaaaaaaaard

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Fouynd a rock on the ground. That's when I realized #WorldisGreat

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

There is a tradition in Buddhism where you paint a mandala, a symbolic of the universe with sand, only to dismantle it to encourage unattachment. However, it's been found that Buddhist monks often disagree on what the drawing depicted after it's erased. This is known as the Mandala Effect.

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

do buddhist monks live together in the dharmatory?

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

it's crazy how kids get one set of free teeth that they can do anything with like you can get as many cavities as you want on your baby teeth and it doesn't even matter at all. the only reason why we make kids brush their teeth is to build the habit

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

i love beating my wife with chronic pain

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

why isn't everyone thanking me all the time for not physically harming them or burning down their house

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

a country of deer that never changes, call that a stag nation

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

i want to make sourdough starter again but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

what do you call a positively charged ion from virginia taking a break from its job? VAcation

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

[talking to a friend in private dms] my parents betrayed my trust so many times when i was growing up that i can never really trust anyone, no matter how close they are [talking to the same friend in a public server] oh shit here comes. big hamburger boy. he's , he's gonna eat all the hamburg

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

on this day, ten years ago, a game was released that defined my formative years, gave me an obsession I will never get rid of, and honestly changed the course of my life. happy 10th birthday, undertale.

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Tip: if you plug an Adam into your computer, it will automatically install the Adam Driver

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

having sex with a bodhisattva sucks because he's really good at it but whenever I tell him to talk dirty he just gives me a koan

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

trans person: im trans society: ok the grungler: yeah I actually show the matpat boobs video to everyone that I fuck

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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

baby there's cold in them there outside

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

say, Freud, i hear you like em Jung

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

the debate about whether 0.9999... = 1 has done irreparable damage to math communication

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BRIGHT 🔞 @brightvevo.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

(insane woman voice) theres an eroticism to good dithering

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

a small pet peeve of mine is when people say that a number is "nearly infinite"

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

my dad works for the unicode consortium and he could totally beat up your dad

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I had a dream I made my own unit of length and it was called ADIEU (Amari DIstancE Units)

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

"a squee and a half" = 2.25

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

ohhh im supposed to fuck the grubhub robots

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

i think we should have a word for "one and a half". i feel like that's a common enough quantity where it should have its own word. when we numbers as adjectives we get phrases like "one day", "two days", etc... but all of a sudden when we get "a day and a half" instead of "one and a half days"

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

it's a slippery slope to pooptown

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Oh, how the savory smell of Burger does tempt the appetite, and thus, the mind! It is moments like these that make one understand why it is called a "food court"—because that is food does. It courts us.

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carrot @gonorth.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

nobody understands deltarune the way i do.

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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

they ar giving me a pulitzer .

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