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Dave

@gomertaxi.bsky.social
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From what I’ve been told, I’m not a bot. Retired paramedic and nurse now just trying to be a curmudgeon, as is my right. “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think you misread it. The commenter you posted is responding to the notion of the death penalty for ICE, not to the original post.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Because he’s the POTUS, like it or not, and unfortunately that means everything he says has potential widespread, deep-reaching consequences for the entire world. The media does not have the luxury of ignoring that reality, no matter how stupid or untrue his comments are.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She probably hates him as much as the rest of us.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
O.M.G. Brilliant.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They need to stand right where they are and tell her to go fuck herself.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nah, they’re idiots.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m thinking Hitler Youth.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because God doesn’t.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absofuckinglutely this.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe if you wag your finger at him and say “Tut, tut, that’s not how a president should act,” he’ll immediately see the error of his ways and reform his behavior, just like Susan Collins would predict.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Do Anchovies Dream of Uneven Heat?”
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, it’s rough on the skin when you’re out there working as a simple soybean-futures farmer.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m now envisioning some steampunk dystopia where all the Flock cameras are also gas lamps.
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I never was particularly curious about “what if an entire major political party had Oppositional Defiant Disorder as a plank in their platform” but here we are…
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is the bullshit on which you’re focusing? IVF? Who fucking cares? Our country is disintegrating - maybe if we manage to not lose it entirely, then we can worry about IVF. Jesus, you’re all so fucking tone deaf.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/08/2026
what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites
the American flag except the stripes have been made to look like a circus tent
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You and me both.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just laughed loudly enough to startle a corpse.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the most fun movies ever made. Turn off your brain and enjoy the awesomeness.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The 1980s documentaries “Real Genius” and “Spies Like Us” demonstrated that this idea is flawed.
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anothernobody.bsky.social @anothernobody.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think yelling “SHAME” is just the new anagram for the Great Lakes?
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or my boater hat and seersucker.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ll guess he explosively shat his diaper.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t credit him with that kind of nuance; he’s genuinely stupid. He likely has no idea what war bonds are, or that they haven’t even been mentioned since WWII.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She is the modern day, compromised / planted Groom of the Stool. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_o...
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Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She’s probably a Putin-controlled Groom of the Stool.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He probably assumed no one would hear him say it because he’s so deep in his closet.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m hoping she’s his hospice nurse.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nope.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I so badly want this to be real, just so I can make popcorn and watch the fun.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and this was explicitly stated by more than one faculty member, with the expectation that further learning would be on the job. Even the required math and science courses are typically “chemistry for poets,” rather than “chemistry for science students.” I was frankly surprised and a bit dismayed.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Very true, at least within my own experience. I entered nursing school after a long career as a paramedic, and in general I found the material fairly easy. And echoing the quoted post, I had some great professors as well, but the curriculum is very much aimed at passing the boards, 1/
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck. Her. Let her spiral.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s a war criminal and must be dealt with accordingly.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s not a requirement they can just repeal - it’s federal law. They’re openly proclaiming that they’re going to defy it.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Might” abuse that?? My friend, it’s happening in real time - no hypotheticals needed.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Glad to provide one; humor and hope are nearly all we have left at the moment - thankfully either one can lead to the other.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
ALT: Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No - bad perspective. She chose her position willingly and voluntarily. The rest of us didn’t.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just a reminder that the Nuremberg tribunal had a separate trial just for Nazi judges.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The US? The ENTIRE WORLD is awaiting the blessed news - the sane and non-evil parts of it, anyway.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What would you have done? It was either him or Dr. Oz.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you’ve never been, it’s an absolutely fantastic museum.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s convention, but more importantly - “you humans?”
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And over multiple generations.
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Dave @gomertaxi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hell. Yes. Without a second thought.
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