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Dave Evans

@gombeensysadmin.bsky.social
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Munster Rugby, alt music, sci-fi, cooking, php, public transport, aviation, DayZ, dad jokes. I think I know a little about a lot.

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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Mandelsoooooooonmnnn!!!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ah, that makes sense. I have to do thousands a day, puppeteer looked a little resource-heavy. I was looking at the imgkit python library. Thanks!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Hi Peter, would you mind answering how you’re converting the text to image? I have an internal use case that’s nothing to do with open graph, but I’m casting around for a way to do this reliably. DM if you’d prefer?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Mr Holm! Please stop licking your lips between takes!
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Dolans Pub & Venue @dolanslimerick.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
***TOMORROW NIGHT IN DOLANS*** The Lemonheads +special guests Ten Hail Marys Dolans Warehouse, August 20th Tickets here: dolans.yapsody.com/event/index/...
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I propose changing the term limits so we can have Marian forever
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I was in the same boat last year for Jane’s Addiction vs Taylor Swift, hotels were mental so lots of day trippers to see Perry Farrell just days before his meltdown (obvs already underway)
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
He noticed a wrinkle and scooted over to stomp it flat before daddy saw it
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Blue collar! Shoulder stripes! Awww yisss.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Well seeing as I love half this list already, I’ll have to give the rest a go!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
No clashes
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
And the theme tune was an absolute unskippable bop!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Was calling itself Mecha-Hitler the final qualification it needed for the job?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@bencollins.bsky.social I was 100% sure this was an onion headline.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A few more years, and Aliens is another one that still captivates.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
As a parent to neurospicy teens, the worst thing to hear is, “I don’t really like chicken any more”. Not real chicken, a bag of nuggets. No. What am I going to feed you now?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The grounds staff didn’t water the pitch, they were just spraying him with the hose to get him off the turf
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
There has definitely been a shift there since Boris Johnson’s buddy was installed as chairman (since departed over controversy, but damage done). Shows like Mock the Week getting cancelled, Gary Lineker getting the sack because he dared say immigrants were people too…
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Saw them in dolans a few weeks ago, they absolutely killed it. Somehow their live music is so much heavier than their recorded stuff.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Bob Vylan is scheduled to perform at the All Together Now festival. That set is going to Go. Off.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You don’t think he pours those drinks himself, do you?
Richard Ayowade as Moss in The IT Crowd accidentally caught up as a bartender at a theatre bar
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Seeing everyone enjoying the glasto coverage here and on instagram, it’s almost as if there’s a case to be made for a dedicated Music TeleVision channel, or maybe a few different ones dedicated to different music styles.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I used to have a gas barbecue, as I thought it was the only way to bbq in Ireland. But that little chimney makes it totally viable to use charcoal between the showers.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
August is practically rainy season. Could we have May off instead?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Try knowing anything at all about airplanes, and then watching the good guy sneak past the bad guys by crawling past them in the "attic"
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’ve seen him around Limerick a few times, he’s a fecking mountain. It would be great to see him actually get some game time.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I was there last week! No art yet though, just history and games.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
More like a cryptidcoin
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’mTheDoverCalaisFerry whatdafaaaak
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Ew.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In case of emergency, break glass to release Stephen Rea
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m sure a propane braai is heresy
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Oh thank God.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Get a cheap battery (eBay is probably cheapest), then a disk cleanup tool like ccleaner might help get it some speed back.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Why 88 feet Donald? Why 88 feet exactly? Surely you could have afforded a nice round 100 feet for your flagpoles, but no, it’s 88 feet. I’d really like to know the rationale.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a swinging forearm “tackle”
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Oh shit, they didn’t get the old people out first!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You’re buying!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Is there an argument to be made for not starting SP without JGP to run things?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I trying to think of a better Star Wars parody, but
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Corporate needs some bugs exterminating, and who better to do it than the forklift driver who did it the last time! Along the way she meets a nice robot, a hunky soldier, and a new daughter to replace the one who aged out the last time. And booo capitalists!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Izzy is doing ok, hopefully some good luck with injuries and he’ll be more frequent. One I think got missed is Jack O’Donoghue, a few years back he was absolutely on top form, and really could have done a job in green. Dropped back a bit now, but with the right chances could have been great.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Oh my god can you imagine the hazing and “hijinks” on tour? They’ll be back to dwarf tossing, won’t they.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
*failed in the sense of succession planning, obvs extremely successful on the pitch (up to a point, that point being the dreaded RWC QF 😭😭)
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is where I think we’ve failed* over the last several years. How do we know if there isn’t a better player for a position in green if they can’t get a look in. Exposure to intl rugby can speed development for a player, but every match is a must win so no-one gets tried out.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I’m too jaded to think like that at this stage. The central contracts have made it so the team is nailed on, and player retirement is the only way to affect any position. Fingers crossed Humphrys is starting to shake things up.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
How does my kid NOT want this T-shirt?
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