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Dave Evans

@gombeensysadmin.bsky.social
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Munster Rugby, alt music, sci-fi, cooking, php, public transport, aviation, DayZ, dad jokes. I think I know a little about a lot.

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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You don’t think he pours those drinks himself, do you?
Richard Ayowade as Moss in The IT Crowd accidentally caught up as a bartender at a theatre bar
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
How does my kid NOT want this T-shirt?
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ok so #WolfAlice in @dolanslimerick.bsky.social were absolutely incredible. They are so much heavier live than their recorded stuff.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Well if my friends aren’t welcome, I’m not staying #signs #rules
A sign on the inside of a window that reads “Please DO NOT open windows as pigeons are coming in and messing up landing”
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Don’t be sad little buddy
A cropped and rotated section of the original image, which resembles a slightly dejected sad face.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Well hello gorgeous
A beautifully lit, practically perfect point of Guinness
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Wrong monarch! Run!
A promotional still from Apple TV’s Monarch: Legacy of Monsters show, depicting Godzilla screaming towards the camera against a grey sky
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
So ol’ Calypso here may not be the sharpest of #cats, but she makes up for it by being extremely, aggressively cuddly. Like, you have no choice.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I’m sorry, but I fear I must take umbrage at this portion. Ireland have brought something wonderful to world cuisine, and it is the flavoured crisp itself, for the process of adding flavour to crisps did not exist before Mr Murphy invented it, bar salt.
A section trimmed from the linked article:
… travelled with the diaspora. The Irish may pale in comparison to the rest of those delicious diaspora offerings - we are yet to contribute anything as food as curry, baklava, sushi, pizza or ackee and codfish to the world - but we do hold the dubious honour of being the only nationality to champion as their national dish a half-man half-crisp in a suit.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“Have you even said thank you?”
That scene from Reservoir Dogs where Mr Blonde has just cut the cops ear off and is speaking in to it as a joke
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Seen at my kids’ secondary school. “GNR mentioned!!” Is the most Gen Alpha graffiti I’ve ever seen. It’s like someone writing “Chat, is this real”
Tiny graffiti on a school wall, poorly written in biro by two artists.
First line: Don’t Cry - Guns n Roses
Second line: GNR mentioned!!
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trying to find a simple recipe on 99% of recipe sites
Rear view of a young bald man looking down an empty stretch of road - stock photo (getty images)
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
He looks like if Grandpa Munster put on White Chicks makeup
A headshot style photo of grandpa from The MunstersA promotional poster for the move White Chicks
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I found his Fortress of Solitude on Google Maps.
A screenshot of Google maps centred on the English village of Wilsford Cum Lake
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Picture of a man walking through an airport wearing a cowboy hat while a mustachios man wearing several fitted together on his head grins at him. The caption says Eyeing his next victim.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Can we say something about English town names for a while, cos I was watching Four in a Bed and boy do I have a doozy for everyone
Screenshot of Google maps centred around the English village of Wilsford Cum Lake, I shit you not.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A tale of two kitties #cats
A very sleepy calico cat stretched on a colourful quilt thrown on a regrettably messy couch. A stuffed Stitch toy watches silently in the background. A very not at all sleepy black cat eyes a mouse threateningly on the path outside the window.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The boys in the boy zone:
A picture of an older Mikey Graham from the Boyzone documentary
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Actual footage of Squidge writing the script for this video
Picture of a small schoolgirl crying while colouring with crayons in a school setting.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ah, I remember the day this interaction happened
"I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out," wrote Twitter user Scott Castaneda, whose account no longer exists, according to the Detroit Metro Times and AV Club. "Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when i’m listening to music. As far as i’m concerned you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base."
Morello responded by sharing Castaneda's tweet, pre-deletion, and commented.
"Scott!! What music of mine were you a fan of that DIDN’T contain “political BS”?" he wrote. "I need to know so I can delete it from the catalog."
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I was on exactly this call last month! Sales was like, “I think we can absolutely deliver on this in about six weeks, right Sven?” And poor old Sven could see his Christmas holidays disappearing.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Being a parent of neurodivergent teens is just magical. They’ve all decided they can’t stand to touch flour, so I now have to wash and reheat the bread rolls.
A photo of a 6-pack of Marks and Spencer Super Soft White Baps on a black countertop.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This was also my face after I realised what I’d done
An older white haired man smiling despite deep pain evident in his eyes, holding a coffee at a laptop
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Consider it a hoarder intervention.
Aggie Mackenzie and Kim Woodburn from the ITV show How Clean Is Your House in cleaning gear
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Hey baby it’s cold outside, and bellies make the best chin rests #cats #catsOfBluesky
A picture of a sleeping tortoiseshell cat with her chin resting on an ample belly
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
One of em practically said that!
Po-faced Bluesky reply: I am 82 anof (sic) you had just said Buckfast I wouldn,t (sic) know what you were after. Could have been some sort of deer meat as a male deer is called a buck.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’ve done enough supporting good causes. I’m a good cause too you know.
A screenshot from the national lottery app confirming that yet again, the ticket scanned was not a winner.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I wouldn’t let Calypso sit on my lap because I had to get up soon, so she compromised at me and now it’s an hour later and I reeeally need to get up thanks #CatsOfBluesky
A close up of a tortie cat fast asleep with her head on my leg. You can’t tell in the photo but she’s making little squeaky snoring sounds.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It did bring this exchange though, which pleased me greatly
A copy of a section of discussion from Bluesky. 
1. Oh 100%. As an Italian American, he definitely got the good genes. I don’t think Luigi has a single flaw lol. 
2. McDonald’s hash browns. 
1. Fair point (ROFL emoji)
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The annoying bird meme, where the initial question is who is the best player they’ve seen, and South African fans shout over with the names of their favourites
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
An image of a man in a tv studio facing the camera rather earnestly. The main is former Irish Taoiseach Charles Haughey, giving a famous address to the Irish nation during the recession on the 1980s. He intones, “we are living beyond our means” and we must “tighten our belts” while the man himself was regularly travelling to Paris at taxpayers’ expense to buy his shirts.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Why do I get Morecambe and Wise vibes off this picture?
A picture of classic British comedian Eric Morecambe gripping renowned conductor Andre Previn by the lapels during a classic comedy sketch, while Eric’s partner Ernie Wise looks on mildly.
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A cluster of the Pokémon Diglett poking out of the ground
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Boromir saying “one does not simply left lane into left lane”
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Dave Evans @gombeensysadmin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#musicsky I’m late this morning because my body is buckled. 50yo ankles don’t hold up like they did 30 years ago. @idlesband.bsky.social you are awesome
Idles performing at The Olympia in Dublin 2024-11-19Mark Bowen of Idles crowd surfing while performing at The Olympia in Dublin 2024-11-19
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