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Golly Shannon

@gollyshannon.bsky.social
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I'm just an old lady who talks to cats, plants, and The Void... Writing on the bathroom wall of the Net since the 90s.

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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 16h
I am too good for these people. They deserve less.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Retail savant my fat white ass Corporate managers suck their own dicks too damn hard
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's going to be a weird fuckin day.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I feel under-appreciated or ignored, I get that urge to just... not be there. Like why fuckin bother?
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't want to go to work y'all
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate that damn song about rain in southern California. Shut the fuck up Albert.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The challenge is humanity, in general. Welcome to retail.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How the actual fuck am I supposed to garden if it's going to rain all week shit
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am making A motherfucking Bundt cake
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I were wealthy enough for face lifts and botox, I'd also be wealthy enough to not give a single shit about my wrinkles and sags, and spend that money elsewhere. You can't win against aging. Besides, I don't owe society the smooth untouched face of a 19 year old. I never agreed to that.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sheila Gray is becoming increasingly difficult to look at. Stop doing weird shit to your face, girl. You've entered uncanny valley.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
God it's so painful When something so close Is still so far out of reach - Tom Petty
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I dont wanna go to work where it's crazy town all the time
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Stefon Laughs and Cries
ALT: Stefon Laughs and Cries
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bitch Don't ask me to feel sorry For John Fucking Galliano Being a trashy drunk Won't excuse Nazi bullshit.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
August garden report. Some things got very big and tall. Whatever beans I planted were Tenacious.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
More to the point... you know that mood when you're staring at you garden and realizing it's looking like fall and you're overwhelmed with what needs to be done and the you just shrug and move on
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yellow jackets are creepy assholes. I said what I said.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Call me when The plane he's on Crashes horrifically Otherwise I do not give a fuck
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I like when the birds sing After a big long rain
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia. Obsessed! Icon. Mother. Queen of Queens.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let's eat more flower pods
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watch me eat my weird Jew food You fucking antisemite Ooh it's kosher you bitch, better watch out
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This protein shake tastes like coffee and ass
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never was a Disney gal Always Team Fleischer
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So, I had stepped away from the man on oxygen, because I am thoughtful. Then I looked over and he was smoking. 😂💀
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Smoking is really bad for you and it is the only thing I do that is bad for me. I don't drink. I don't drive fast, I eat lots of fresh vegetables. I avoid drama of all sorts and always take my meds as prescribed.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It figures that I go out to the car to smoke and some asshole on oxygen pulls up. Hahahaha! I am such a fucking bitch. Probably because I won't live long enough to need a tank.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
At the hospital today, hoping they will really fix my best friend in the whole world so he lives another 4 decades or more.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gardening as a cure for anxiety or gardening as a form of escapism
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I swear to every goddess that anything by @qveenherbs.bsky.social is the perpetual jam forever and ever. PERIOD.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
I wish weird dreams would leave me alone
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gross
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gentlemen might prefer blondes But I'm not looking for A Gentleman
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hahahahaha I just told someone to have a great day and they were PRESSED
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some people you either, you know.... become an expert at ignoring them, or you go to jail.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I literally cannot wait for this workday to be OVERRRRR
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bernie's Correct, Again......
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fear is just dumb. youtu.be/mhjk0UO2myY?...
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Don't Be Scared - Bad Advice with Nicole Paige Brooks
YouTube video by Nicole Paige Brooks
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
For raw greens, I prefer arugula, or using young leafy herbs like dill or parsley. Native lettuces are strongly bitter and very good for you. For cooked greens, amaranth is easy to grow and heat/drought resistant. Turnip greens, chard or beet leaves are also easier than spinach.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Guys. Folks. Look y'all. It's always leafy greens that are going to be dirty enough to give you the bad poops. Try growing your own. Eat less nutritionally-bereft, shit quality lettuce. Did you know other types of greens are available and superior? Level up your leafy greens game, bitches.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cotinus nitida on Leucanthemum x superbum
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Men who tell women what they should be doing are real assholes. Mind your business. Go somewhere else if you dont like it.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If we're talking hurting people for money I prefer boxing to dentistry
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Officially? An antidentite. Mercenary butchers.
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Forever insanely jealous of how quickly my husband can fall asleep
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gee wouldn't it be something If that awful dotard tripped and Fell. Into the reflecting pool, Of all places, smashing his head On the way down, heavily, Like a sack of potatoes. And then, a slow drowning, only The Pain reflected back to him, Loudly. Like thunderous applause. #poem
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I mean, you can hurt me until I cry But it just makes me madder #haiku
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Imagine having to listen to nurses argue before you're stabbed in the mouth so hard you cry, then they send you home without pain meds. And you paid money for that. The rage inside me is barely contained.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is also hard to know that you aren't just over the hill, but on the short track to dirt nap. I am not going to get to enjoy any part of my old age. My whole life has been a struggle to survive. I am fucking pissed off. I keep going because I'm angry.
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Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
But I am full of spite about my situation, and this keeps me going. I am stubborn and I am mad.
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