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an wolfshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Seriously, if you get pissed at retail workers because they don't have what you're looking for ON CHRISTMAS EVE you need to walk into the ocean

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

i can't stop tabbing over to look at this image

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

#1 meme stealer of bluesky 2023 award goes tooooo not me because i don't use social media enough BUT IF I DID

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

we were just having a bit of a thrash, you know. me and me mates

if you understood the thrash bit you know too much. too much.

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

nature once again marking its land mines by making them cute and colorful af a lot like most of my ex girlfriends BA DUM PSHhhhh

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

yeah get sick and then hike sedona and then drive to california the next day and unload your goofy movie-tier laden car on move-in, that'll be fine, physical and mental limits are for other people yeah barf

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Nibs ✨️ @nibs.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

Past baking: triple berry (blueberries, raspberries & blackberries) chocolate & white chocolate chip scones with turbinado sugar & a lemon glaze on top.

Scone dough divided unto 10 wedges on a cookie sheet, with four or them being larger than the rest.

Six baked scones with lemon glaze, on a white ceramic plate with vines and flowers on it, on a black countertop

A second ceramic plate with the four larger baked scones on it.

Close up of one of the scones, on a smaller ceramic plate

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

happy moving update: the moment i started leaving plants out by the dumpster (because fuck california's import laws scaring movers from trying to haul them), a couple started grabbing them up i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

attention coat fetishists: winter fashion catalogue is in oh and i'm moving how'd you guess

at least one sheep died to make this happen

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

left grandpa in the tub again, i think

beerus from the hit anime dragon ball z 2: pectoral reckoning

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

this shit took an entire two hours of being on hold, where's my social media rep to offer me sincere condolences

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

frontier internet upgrade your live assistant to GPT4 so it can infuriate me with more human-like conversational hot air

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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

One Can Feel The Devil Beneath

an image from Rafael Grampas Mesmo Delivery Service

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

it's like, nature, man. it's for EVERYONE!!!

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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 27/11/2023

i shouldn’t have to get out of bed to get coffee. there should be a CPAP machine but for coffee.

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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 27/11/2023

psychological needs pyramid:

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Funky Punk @grandmastersupreme.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

What's your favourite thing about the winter? What don't you like about it? Personally, I love the coziness, the snow, the frost, Yule. I don't like when harsh weather gets in the way.

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Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 26/11/2023

hi this isn’t funny, I’m a delta rewards member and planes only do this when they’re distressed

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

change a sports team by changing one letter of their name: green bay peckers honestly just sounds like some kind of bird

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Four fictional characters that represent you

squirtle squad leader, misunderstood anti-hero with deep moist wells of charisma

Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation): love of the nature, liquor, meat, and being the hell away from other human beings where possible

Prince Edmund (Blackadder), with cunning plans that absolutely never go as planned

Cat (Red Dwarf) - crippling vanity, joyful obsession, lofty condescension

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Han @han2thet.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Just wanna give a shout-out to all the dormice out there.

Dormouse & babies in a nest box. Not my photo, that would probably be illegal!

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Dave Acosta @daveacosta.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Pencils for my cover to ELVIRA MEETS HP LOVECRAFT #1. Inks by Jason Moore. #Elvira #Lovecraft

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

i wish to have this kind of morning energy again

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Space Viking @asgardianviking.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Just a bunch of honkers chilling 📷 #photography #birds #birding #birdwatching #nature

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

if they are out of pumpkin scented candles, know this: i was there, and i did this to you

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GoldPlateRidley @goldplateridley.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

we would all be happier, healthier people if we had a kirby around that loved us so much as to regurgitate meals into us like we were so many baby birds

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Kirkiscool @kirkiscool.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Another wierd drawing thing. Happy #blackfriday

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