Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 26/09/2026When cats hide from hallway vacuum noise: "It's never hurt you before why don't you learn it's safe" When my tummy hurty for >30 minutes: "It's all over, this is it for me I'm gonna be sick for the rest of my life and they'll find me dead in the bathroom" 040
Reposted by GoldomNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 26/09/2026my polycule just got acquired by private equity. they‘re merging us with a larger polycule 1222
Reposted by GoldomGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206189075384
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 21/09/2026www.twitch.tv/retropals/cl...twitch.tvDolphin - RetroPals on TwitchWatch RetroPals's Retro clip titled "Dolphin" on Twitch. 010
Reposted by GoldomStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103102968
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 14/09/2026Just saw YouTube auto captions write "a thousand" as a,000 000
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 09/09/2026"You can use your save data from the 26-year-old original version" daaamn it did not need to go that hard but thank you 110
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 06/09/2026I forget if I had a format I used to post chapter updates it's been so long 😅 Anyway look it's finally chapter 4 of part 10 of afolis archiveofourown.org/works/762154...archiveofourown.orgLetters from Beyond the Sky - Chapter 4 - Goldom - 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 087
Reposted by GoldomBigBear needs a job @bigbeardac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I call this one "Tuesday Afternoon". @alexrescuecat.bsky.social #art #retropalsart 36817
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 05/09/2026Got another comment asking if I'm still coming back to afolis. I've been 8 months away now. I blame being busy, and while I am busier this year than last, a lot of it is being afraid to start again when I'm so out of practice, afraid it won't live up to how good I want it to be. 160
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 01/09/2026I don't think adults should get colds, colds are for babies. oh what's wrong you have some mature adult disease? No I have an owwie thwoat :( :( :( 040
Reposted by GoldomTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it? 401627266
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 26/08/2026Every game needs a button for "look I know I just skipped the tutorial but this time I actually need to see it again please" 020
Reposted by Goldomvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies 6552001823
Reposted by GoldomNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was universally beloved because of the love that poured *out* of her. Do you think Dolly was ever in her life as miserable as Musk or Trump are every day? All these greedy ghouls want to receive without giving, so all their wealth and power mean nothing and never will. 0152
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 25/08/2026How I feel every time I give 3 stars to something we watch in discord together (sorry) 020
Reposted by GoldomVivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana 212262375
Reposted by GoldomUltimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In Japan Woke 2 was called Wokie Wokie Panic. 122025692
Reposted by GoldomMarshadow ♦️ @marshadowck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Han logrado grabar un vídeo del eclipse antes de que ocurra ☀️🌙 721980
Reposted by Goldomsarah-rah-rasputin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King 1345911205
Reposted by GoldomDot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i can't believe he really said that :o 0318116
Reposted by GoldomChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’ve given it a lot of thought and you can really see the influence of this in his later work. 202515487
Reposted by GoldomDerek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth. 17568531343
Reposted by GoldomJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026deeply sad what zionist propaganda has done to the idea of being Jewish, even just within the community. Making the world a better place, tikkun olam -- that's the whole thing. That's Judaism. All the rest is commentary. 12122492
Reposted by GoldomJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026Just got sent this cartoon from @thankyoumoon on tumblr and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't cryin in the club a little right now 132091232
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 01/08/2026Born in the year of crack baby, ozone hole, hepatitis D and HIV. what a good time huh 010
Reposted by GoldomKari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future. 4241931163
Reposted by GoldomBaniiniie @baniiniie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Amigurumi/Crochet Hutao Cherries Snow-Laden from Genshin Impact! #amigurumi #crochet #handmade #art #fiberart #genshinimpact #genshin #hutao 0141
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 15/07/2026I've been thinking about this, and I think maybe character design peaked at Kirby. Just put eyes on a circle. Make it pink. Perfect.static.klipy.comKirby Waving Kirby Right Back At YaALT: Kirby Waving Kirby Right Back At Ya 041
Reposted by Goldom✨queue rival wings✨ @rivalwings.bsky.social · 12/07/2026wooper #StrategyBoardAP 17434
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 11/07/2026This is my most pedantic complaint, but every time ZZZ says "Lady Sunbringers" it irritates me. The plural should be "Ladies Sunbringer." 020
Reposted by GoldomNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 09/07/2026My kids' hermit crab reappeared today after 48 days. Have we considered the possibility that Mitch McConnell is molting 1152
Goldom @goldom.stellefly.lol · 09/07/2026Honestly rate yourself (🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮) 💥 Action: 7/10 ↕️ Platform: 8/10 🎯 Shooter: 5/10 (for FPS – 7/10 for shmup) 👊 Fighting: 0/10 🧟 Survival horror: 8/10 🎶 Rhythm: 7/10 🧩 Puzzle: 8/10 🧙 RPG: 9/10 🏗️ Simulation: 6/10 🌍 Strategy: 5/10 ⚽ Sports: 4/10 🌐 MMO: 8/10 110