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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈

@goldkear.bsky.social
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I'm a walking juxtaposition. Almost too gay to function. I like nerd shit. Aspirations of maximum gayness goldkear on everything

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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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DJ Khaled Says 'Another One'
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's a cloth banner that's moving in the wind mixed with jpeg artifacting.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The satanic panic folks have gotten much more modest about their claims.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Eddie Munster destroyed my tables. Do you understand?
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was never super into second life, but it was always fun being a tourist in the chaos. Thanks for the reminder
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Excuse you?
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This game is the first time I remember thinking "this is really bad" and that concept confused me. Like I knew some games or movies just weren't my taste, but I couldn't imagine that a game people made and sold for money was actually bad.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Joe?
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If your title on pokemon champions is "garchomp professor" and you have the rainbow badges for 3 of the most common meta mons, you're a dweeb. I don't make the rules. Even more cringe if you're not even masterball tier.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Portland driver should move to LA if the love sitting in stopped traffic so much. Lane for an exit 1.5 miles away: barely moving Lane right next to it: 60 mph
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Those buttons are on your keyboard. They appear literally anywhere.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I hope this post is trolling ...
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Shout out to Persian and Liepard for defying the stereotype and going down to 4 paws instead of standing up when evolving.
Purrloin looking like a creepy cat girl Liepard looking like a sneaky Leopard Meowth evolves to Persian Alolan Meowth evolution
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's an ice cream for breakfast kind of morning.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
She's so cute! She's like the mini-me of my dog, Nova!
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Are they cognitive? It's hard to really tell, and I suppose it depends on how cognition is defined.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's a cheap facsimile of the sci-fi concept we grew up with.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ohhhhh shit. Maybe, there theoretically could be a tool to pull the list from the API, but I don't know of one that exists.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I guess make a list this time ha. You can check clearsky for your blocked accounts at least.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Pretty much anything from the UK. Taskmaster is a classic and all of it is on YouTube. Lol UK is pretty good. Psudo-docuseries Cunk on Earth.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The best use imo is to help experts in something skip the tedious parts they've already mastered. This is because they can detect the mistakes the algorithm makes. I don't think they're efficient enough to justify the cost though.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I figured as much, but like to share those little tips just in case 🫶 I just love tech and a lot of features go unnoticed.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's a cool pic, but just in case you didn't know, here's a pixel tip: If you wanted to do it without the phone included, just hold your hand like this to trigger the auto timer 🖐️ You can point the rear camera at yourself, using the mirror to see the screen and hold up your hand.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
She's real happy.... She's deaf now! What a classic. (Also rip Brittany Murphy 😭)
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
At least it's obvious there are cameras. I'd rather people have those than the meta ones.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In 1998 I didn't know what UKG was, and yet today it's easily my most listed genre of music. Thanks, buck.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yaaaas! Reminds me of the meme. "I'm an 11, but go on."
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you don't have an enzyme cleaner at work, try vinegar. Helped a lot in a former apartment that reeked of cat piss. I've also heard peroxide, baking soda, and a bit of dish soap mixed together works wonders.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't think so, but he does turn into jello at some point.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Exactly one source for me: Also northernlion has excellent taste in slop.
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A video game club for everyone. Click to read The Besties, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The way I literally sent this gif to my husband regarding the pokemon keyboard at target.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The way I literally sent this gif to my husband regarding the pokemon keyboard at target.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ask me tomorrow and you'll get a different answer (which might be the most bard-coded thing I could say) I like Barbs because they're so silly. "Too angry to die" just makes no sense and I love it. My last barb's rage was flavored as overwhelming elation.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I know we hate Target, but this hat feels veeeeeery @halfmoonjoe.com coded.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I really like any caster class, but I think cleric is my favorite. Barbarian is the only martial class I'll play.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
To me "faith" means something you believe in, even without proof. Not enough people sit and think about that. "What do I *truly* believe in?" This is why I oppose organized religion, it's someone else trying to tell you what your faith should be. It's always about control and money.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I definitely don't have the creative capacity to play this game, but I'm loving the content. It's the AI* slop I want more of. *Not LLMs
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
No, it would be a snuff film. Have you seen bottoms these days? They make Hulk look like a spring daisy.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm reminded of Ina Garten's book "be ready when the luck happens." Her story was very similar. Of course she had a pretty good starting point, but really her fame and success had little to do with her semi-affluent upbringing.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yeah I definitely could stand to be a little more assertive with my boundaries
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Been about 9% for over 20 years 💅
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yeah same with our windows users, but we have a lot of creatives so plenty of Macs and they're harder to forcibly update. (I work for a massive fashion brand)
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yesterday was the deadline for Mac users to update to at least Sequoia before getting locked out. We still had over 300 users get locked out today. Yes, *SEQUIOA*
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You must have liked music.
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Only two?
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As a life long people-pleaser, being mean is the hard part. Of course "mean" includes saying no to something that's literally impossible so there's that....
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's your birthday?? It's my sister's too!! Happy birthday 🎈🎂
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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈 @goldkear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The crossover we've all been waiting for @sonic.bsky.social
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