Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 3hThey got me an (incredibly thoughtful) early bday gift though 🥺 010
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 3hYea I’m still pretty down bad for them. At least physically… happy to report any other feelings have firmly moved to platonic over romantic Still… 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026On October 3rd he asked me what day it was… It’s #jocktober 3rd 😏 250
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have t been up this late in a while… I don’t miss it 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Friend of mine showed up in the ig story of someone I thirst followed and my imagination is running lmao 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Realizing edc is in a month and I’ve made no progress on outfits 🫠 030
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy #jocktober 1st! ft one of many @mcecreations.bsky.social jocks you’ll see this month 1110
Reposted by GoldenPetriegeist @backthefudgeoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s almost Halloween!!!!static.klipy.comSpookying IntensifiesALT: Spookying Intensifies 1583
Reposted by GoldenDavid @circlecitygay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most relatable content on this app 171
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oops forgot to manage my internal dialogue and caught a case of the sad & lonelies 🙃 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mental turmoil AND heartburn?! Wtf brain and body. Just be chill…PLEASE 010
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On one hand, it was kinda hot listening to them tell a friend that I’m a good fuck. On the other hand, the unintentional highlight of the fact that I’m single kinda hurt 😔 030
Reposted by GoldenChris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drop some MAGIC 🪄 🔮🖤static.klipy.comWizard Casts Instant Brazilian Wax SpellAlt: Wizard Casts Instant Brazilian Wax Spell 2101
Reposted by Goldennacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh to be a rooster so it was socially acceptable to start the day with screaming 71023
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It got me gal… that said I tend to mimic the dialect of the area I’m in unintentionally 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Might get to lay some pipe tomorrow and I cannot undersell how bad I need it 😩😩 030
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you see this, do it! 🥺 Name: Golden Pronouns: He/Him Height: 5’11” Astro: Sagittarius ♐️ Nicknames: Joe, Sonshine Siblings: 2 younger, 4 cousins that I claim Relationship: Single Crushing on: a married couple 🫠, and a bloomf here and there Season: Autumn 🍂 Live: Orlando, FL 020
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve gotta stop missing my gym alarm. Still got something in between meetings though 020
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Friend that hadn’t seen me in a while complimented my arms and I’m gonna ride this high for the rest of the week. 040
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m pretty sure my sleep schedule being so fucked up is part of why I’m having trouble losing and keeping off weight 020
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My executives are dysfunctioning and now I’m fucking STARVING 020
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First partial paycheck matching my old full check, we’re so back 😩😩😩 220
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’ve been on a run of really good hog days lately 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 000
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I always feel bad when people with the charisma of an oxidized penny have to give a presentation to a crowded room 120
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I worry I’m not sweating enough during these morning workouts 🤔 1100
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Worst part about being poly leaning and single is crushing on couples in long established relationships 120
Reposted by GoldenCole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 15/09/2026Kinda seems like we’re hurdling towards the worse energy crisis of our lifetimes caused solely by the ego of a former reality tv star that should have gone to prison but didn’t. 2292
Reposted by GoldenRetro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube 3266901706
Golden @goldintheory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A top 5 pain: reaching over to find out your bedside water bottle is empty 210