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Goldilocks on the Levels

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Wild wooder. Archers nutter.

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 23h
Electrician arrived before 9am, when I had only just started on my first cup of tea, but he has now gone and I have a functioning ventilator system again. Also, he covered the wire with some trunking, to deter any future rat nibbling, so all good here, though I do feel like going back to bed...
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer used an organisation I was involved with back around 1970 as a stepping stone to further his political ambition, by attempting a coup. Nasty piece of work.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blimey - after today's 5-year electrical check when I showed the sparky man the rat chewed cable on the ventilation system, I had a call from HA asking if it's ok for somebody to come and fix it tomorrow. Wasn't expecting such a rapid response!
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a man in. He's the electrician doing a routine check on the flat. Lovely chap, but his perfume is giving me a headache.🫤
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I notice Brandreth managed to get himself shoe-horned in to Today, wittering on about Esther Rantzen this morning.🙄
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have just evicted a floppy cucumber from my fridge...
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amber is going to come up with some bonkers name for the poor wee mite, isn't she? Welcome to Tik Tok, Skywobble Grundy! #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I find Nigella really irritating. Really hope she isn't going to ruin Bake Off for me. #GBBO
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Sarah Dyke MP 🔶 @sarahdykeld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I met the Minister to discuss proposed changes to fireworks regulations, including reducing noise levels. Fireworks can cause serious distress to people & animals. I’m urging everyone affected to respond to the consultation by 7 Oct & make their voices heard. Form here: buff.ly/tfxZz0Z
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It has occurred to me that Carol's demise is paving the way for Jill's imminent departure. She was the last of Jill's old friends, after all, apart from Christine. Will David turf Leonard out of Brookfield? Can't remember if it was said whether he rented his house out or sold it. #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Might have known Brandreth would pop up on the news commenting on a story about the royals.🙄
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just had to do an age verification to buy a potato peeler. Hardly an offensive weapon, I'd have thought, unless you are going to scrape somebody into submission.😂
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least you only pissed yourself, Amber love. Could have been worse... #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh - there's a new series of #GrandDesigns starting tonight. Do I need to prepare my bingo card?
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Sarah Dyke MP 🔶 @sarahdykeld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huge congratulations to Wyke Farms on being crowned British & Irish Supreme Champion at the Global Cheese Awards for their delicious Ivy’s Reserve cheddar! I've tabled an Early Day Motion in Parliament to celebrate another fantastic success for one of #Somerset’s brilliant producers.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ye gods, this new Madrid track is boring.🙄 #f1SpainGP
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fallon, Harrison has been pounced on by Lily. #TheArchers
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As both an academic and a writer, I am repelled by the "this looks like a long document. Would you like me to summarize it for you?" that seems to appear at the top of every pdf viewer now. NO. The *entire point* of good writing (either books or journal papers) is that every sentence has a purpose.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Harrison should be busy on the PR circuit this week. #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, that was a bostin' #italyGP. No spoilers for those who will be watching later, but it's the best I've seen for a long time. Big up the old school circuits!
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saturday Wordle 1 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fabambridge.co.uk/saturday-wor...
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Saturday Wordle 1
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Amber is going to be furious with George. Can't wait! #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blimey, Amol Rajan is really milking it. Just bugger off and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, man.🙄
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am so hoping that this is leading up to Justin going for some injections, having a bad reaction and ending up with a face like a bag of spanners. #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Flies aren't all a pain in the arse...
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ok, I have some matcha ice cream, cos I had a voucher. Not entirely sure I like it by itself, but thought it would go well with a brownie. I've made brownies before, but there's so many recipes out there, so I thought I'd ask you lovely people if you have a favourite one.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How come flies can find their way in when your windows are only open a crack, but when you open them wide to let them out, they buzz up against the non-opening pane?🙄🪰
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Loads of sirens going past and the Air Ambulance has just flown over. Rainfall after a dry spell always makes for slippery roads, as there is a build up of rubber, oil etc which makes a nice slick when wet. Be careful on the roads, people.⚠️
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok, I just enabled an update, which is usually very quick on Win11. Now my laptop is stuck on this and I can't find a way to move it on.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, we seem to be dodging most of the rain here on the Levels, as per usual, apart from some in the early hours of this morning. Not much forecast until Saturday now.☹️
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#MakeANovelSmaller Bleak Bungalow
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So far today I have had two visitations indoors from Hummingbird hawk moths. Lovely from a wildlife perspective, but a bit stressful for me as I am not keen on large flying things indoors.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm defrosting the freezer. I may be gone some time...
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Climber with Axe Pick in Snow
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is anybody else watching 'Carpe Diem' on Ch4? It's daft, but the French do daft detective stuff so well, and I'm loving it. The chap playing the lead is excellent, as is his lady assistant. Can recommend, if you like that sort of thing.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That Farage bloke could take a few lessons in doing his job properly from my MP. But that would mean him actually doing some work and not swanning off to the USA every five minutes.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is this the new writer on #TheArchers team. Oliver Turner? www.blackternarts.co.uk/meet-the-ter...
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@unchcrosswords.com I'm a fan!😄
Copy of unch. crossword magazine in front of an electric fan.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's too hot and there's a very noisy machine combining the maize crop in the field across the road. At least it's drowning out the noise of my fan...🙄
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Amber's dream wedding? #TheArchers www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
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Somerset dairy farmer bride rides favourite cow to her wedding
Victoria got up early on her wedding day to milk the cows, then rushed back from her ceremony to milk them again
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have my high tech pinhole device set up for the eclipse.
Dismembered cardboard box with a small hole in it propped up against a window.
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have just thoroughly cleaned my fridge out (apart from the door shelves) after an Incident involving a leaky vac-pack. Looked like something from a horror film...😬
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Blood Dripping
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[blearily] Good morning folks. Last night a huge hornet flew into my bedroom and I couldn't get it out. It disappeared in the end, but I was sure it hadn't exited through the window, so I slept on the living room floor (really must get a settee). Now I need tea...
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stella is moonlighting in Ibiza! #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Olwen's account has disappeared. I do hope she is ok and has just decided to have a break. I don't like it when people I like vanish...☹️ #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There is water falling from the sky! What wizardry is this?
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Are we building up to a storyline about Clive getting up to no good and ending up in prison again? I do hope so! #TheArchers
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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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