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The Most Golden of Waffles

@goldenwaffles.bsky.social
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GoldenWaffles on AO3, Absolute_Hammer on the Other Site. Following my Earp fam over here to see if the grass is bluer. She/her. Ace lesbian. 30s. Librarian.

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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm halfway through Hungerstone and all I want is a movie of it with Aubrey Plaza as Carmilla.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I spent today in an ICU room watching my brother die. That's not an experience I ever wanted to go through.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Vote it up! Read the fresh new crop of fics for this year's challenge, including mine!
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can't believe the Reflecting Pool saga has become so stupid on such a grand scale that I'm now actually following it.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two tornadoes in the past week and now we're expecting more tomorrow. Ugh. At least my workplace is a hideous brutalist cinder block with a concrete basement.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Did two job interviews in the past two weeks, for MUCH higher paid positions than I currently work. It would be gutting to leave my current job, but inflation has taken a huge chunk out of my spending power, so it's time.
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AndyEarper @andyearper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In Love with the Sound by GoldenWaffles - #WynonnaEarp (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/86389236 via @ao3org #wayhaught #fanfiction #EFAFICChallenge2026 @efapodcast.com
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"You know, if you think about it, power outages are kind of romantic," I whisper to myself, cleaning cat vomit off the floor by candlelight.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hell yeah UUs! Come join us and get religious protections for good things for once!
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My @efapodcast.com challenge fic, hot off the presses! Oh, the audacity! The word limit is brutal, but I hope you all enjoy this little snippet of Podcaster!Waverly and her biggest fan, Nicole Haught.
archiveofourown.org
In Love with the Sound - GoldenWaffles - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
For some insane reason, I have found the audacity to write something for this. Stay tuned, it may need some editing first.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had to go get some Emergency Chickens so that my hen Buffy wouldn't be alone in the coop. She hates these peeping adolescents. They're the Clue Crew-- Nancy, Bess, George, and Deirdre.
Four multicolored chickens huddled together on a straw bale
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I lost two chickens today, Wynonna and Carmilla. That leaves me with only one left, so I had to go get some emergency pullets. I succeeded, but boy is been a day. Ugly crying in the chicken coop because Buffy doesn't understand why her sisters are gone.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s time.
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Today: We found out a coworker I've worked with for eight years is in critical condition and probably won't make it through the week. I got bit by the puppy I'm pet sitting. And my chicken Wynonna got attacked by the others and they ripped her wing open, so I've had to separate her. Fuck today.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Watching the second season of Deadloch makes me want to point and yell, "SEE! You can make a show this queer! It doesn't even change the plot! You can have more than one queer person! More than two! More than FIVE! It's not that hard! And it's still accessible to a general audience! It's possible!"
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I built a thing! It's a firewood rack I made out of 2x4s. I painted the top to look like flames 😁. Am I butch yet?
Close up of painted 2x4s, the tops painted to resemble flames A firewood rack built out of 2x4s
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
General update: COVID still sucks balls.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Like every person I know is sick with or JUST got over Influenza A, Influenza B, COVID, norovirus, or something similar. I can't remember the last time this many people around me were laid up.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I have determined that everything right now is All Too Much and it needs to be Considerably Less, so if reality could just dial it down a fucking iota or two, I think we'd all like that
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 29/01/2026
A fantastic read from @sarahjeong.bsky.social on what it's like to be gassed and the violence in the streets right now. On a meta level, I also love the framing; the title and card make it look like just another product buying guide, but it is very much not that.
theverge.com
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
youtu.be
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I want to retreat to the woods to clear my mind, but it's negative fifteen and it's too collllllllllllllld
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I’m coping with The Horrors™️ by rewatching The Good Place and like… it’s SO GOOD and also there are no other characters like these (except as antagonists). Like, Eleanor is constantly fighting her own selfishness and pettiness, but you get to see her succeed at it, and I think that’s rare.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me this morning: "We... abducted a foreign leader and are trying him for crimes in our country? Am I misunderstanding this, or are we at war? I must be missing something." Later: "No, apparently I was correct the first time."
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Matt Okumura @mattokumura.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Screenshots from Andor when the Gorman councilman told Mon Mothma, “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, everyone! 2025 won't hit the books as the best year ever, but I'm still trying to be grateful for being in as stable a position as I am. Here's hoping that 2026 is better!
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/12/2025
I finally did it, you guys, I finished the update to my fucking writing app and pushed it live 😭 The period of stagnation with StimuWrite is over, I have a lot of plans and I'm hoping to grow the app to make a more sustainable side-income with it 🤞 The base app will always be free though!
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This and I'm actually kind of serious. (It's Third Eye Blind's self titled album from 1997, which played nonstop in my car in high school)
The cover of the Third Eye Blind self titled album from 1997
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Master thread of my Christmas fics, if you need something to read while avoiding your family this holiday: For the Holidays, You Can't Beat Home Sweet Home: archiveofourown.org/works/278503... Treasures More Precious Than Gold: archiveofourown.org/works/52646884
archiveofourown.org
For the Holidays, You Can't Beat Home Sweet Home - Chapter 1 - GoldenWaffles - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Well it ain't a Sunset Sarsaparilla, but it's the best I could do on short notice. #Fallout
A photo of a bottle of Fitz's root beer in the foreground, with the new episode of the Fallout TV series in the background
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Since Baker and Taylor shuttered, I've basically only been doing busywork at work because we can't get any new books. So I've spent a lot of time looking at the news. Relatedly, my mental health is suffering. Every day there's at least one headline so stupid I almost die from it.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I actually talk about this all the time in the context of writing. Either 1) someone will claim that they had a great idea but wish they could beam their thoughts into the page, or 2) they'll act like if they DON'T have some divine inspiration or a unique enough idea, they can't write.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just made waffles for the first time, which is pretty wild for someone who has used Golden Waffles as a pseudonym since like 2008.
A stack of small waffles on a plate
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The tree is up! Time for Muppet Christmas Carol!
A fireplace with a small fire, and above it, a television showing Kermit the Frog
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/12/2025
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I was reminded today of my old Wayhaught Thanksgiving wrong number fic and thought I'd reshare it for anyone interested: archiveofourown.org/works/344290...
archiveofourown.org
Thank Goodness for Wrong Numbers - Chapter 1 - GoldenWaffles - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/11/2025
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It's our first Seriously Cold day of the season, so that means a cozy fire.
A fire burning in a brick fireplace
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This year, I'm Fallout New Vegas for Halloween! (Pictured here at gay bar karaoke)
A woman dressed in a cowboy outfit with a computer armband (Pip-Boy) and a toy bubble gunA handmade costume Pip-Boy from the Fallout universe
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Second degree murder on the Sean Grayson trial. Cold comfort, but at this point in time, I'm just glad when they don't get off scot-free.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ready to protest!
A sign with pictures of dystopian books and the text "I think I've read this book before, and I didn't like the ending"A sign with pictures of dystopian books and the text "Read Books, commit thoughtcrime, sow the seeds of change, don't let the bastards grind you down!"
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It's going to be a ROUGH time for libraries for awhile. The biggest wholesale library book vendor, Baker & Taylor, is closing, and there's no way their competition can absorb their massive client base. So... expect delays on your new stuff while thousands of libraries scramble frantically. 😭
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I'm rewatching Legend of Korra for the first time since it aired, and boy. This plot about government overreach and detaining people en masse for "associating" with "terrorist groups" really hits different in 2025.
media.tenor.com
a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with emotionbending in the bottom right corner
ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with emotionbending in the bottom right corner
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Good concert! Long drive, but good concert.
A photo of a concert stage and a standing audience. The sign on stage reads "The Beaches" and there are four female musicians.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Last night I was sitting on the patio of the local gay bar and a big loud truck drove by and threw an empty can at me (well, he threw it at *us*, the queers, but he hit me). Not exactly a hate crime, but it is a reminder that even in a city big enough to have a gay bar, some people still hate us.
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The Most Golden of Waffles @goldenwaffles.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I wasn't going to post about this, but why not-- I wrote a Hazbin Hotel fic while on my birthday trip, and I just finished posting it. So if any of y'all are interested, you can check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/708047...
archiveofourown.org
Or Whatever Angels Have - Chapter 1 - GoldenWaffles - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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