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Go Kart Man

@gokartman.bsky.social
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I post funny observations, short reviews of things, art (rarely), and questions. I love video games, and cookies. go_kart_man on discord. Former top 100K Fortnite Ballistic

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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
gonna start a challenge where I have to Hardcore S+ a RE2 remake randomizer seed but if I die I have to reroll the seed wish me luck
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Apparently my cock and balls are registered as a weapon of mass destruction because I went through the TSA metal detector and it lit up specifically on my crotch. I had to get patted down on my crotch. Fun times.
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
holy shit that was a really good Superman movie
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
finished the Takemi romance route
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
doing romance routes for 100% completion of Persona 5 and since my lip is numb from wisdom teeth removal surgery it's slightly open at all times and I feel like this every fucking time
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
only real ones know what the reactions mean
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
sometimes I think about how alpha males will say that men don't wanna have sex with women that have had sex multiple times before and then I laugh because really most guys are so desperate they'll fuck anyone
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
had a moment while exploring the Abyss of Time in P3REA where Mitsuru was talking about how important Yukari was to her and how much she's changed her life and then Akihiko said "I think I see a chest"
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
gonna see if the gooners were right
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Happy generational fumble day to those who celebrate
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
now I know why they call it Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound the opening level is so hard for completion that I rage quit
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
that State of Play was kinda ass
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
where can I find a copy of the Star Wars Original Trilogy in 4:3?
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
WHY IS THIS FORTNITE UPDATE BIGGER THAN PERSONA 3 RELOAD
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
now that The Last of Us season 2 is done airing and I didn't watch it can I just say how much I hate people who say "yeah but they're adapting it to TV" and never elaborate on it as an excuse for the writers fundamentally not getting the point of Part II
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
enemy just casted Revolution right before Junpei's turn
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a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
it really sucks ass that the new DOOM game has forced ray tracing, but knowing PC modders, they'll find a way to turn that shit off and I will download that mod the millisecond it drops on Nexus
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I think I miss Persona 3 Reload
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
my Mom got cupcakes and she asked if I wanted Vanilla, Chocolate, or Lemon and my immediate reaction was to this the "Lemons!?" line from Fuuka the brainrot is actually insane
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a girl with blue hair is standing next to a man in a red vest and the name jonathan is on the screen .
ALT: a girl with blue hair is standing next to a man in a red vest and the name jonathan is on the screen .
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
MY GOAT MAKOTO TAKES HOME ANOTHER W LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
crazy that this guy saw the "we're not so different, you and I" and was like "damn... he's got a point..." even though 99 times out of 100 that trope is purposely false/misleading
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
if I had the ability, I would hack the monitors in a casino and plaster this image on every one of them
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
to celebrate May the 4th, I have set out to pride myself as an example of what the Star Wars community should strive for in other words, I took a shower
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
just got the Specter Knight speedrun trophy. Here's my final time god fucking DAMN this game is cool
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
possibly my magnum opus Persona joke
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
what ever happened to The New Norm?
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
finished all of my Persona x Final Fantasy logos
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Final Fantasy logo study do y'all fuck with the vision (it's very low quality but I wanted to have fun)
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
murdering hundreds of thousands of innocent people is a-okay for Ani but god forbid his officers break the law, the Empire has never broken the law before
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I think this is the first time I've seen Google translate be racist
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
the double decker twitter shitstorm of TLOU2 discourse and Persona 4 discourse might have me actually quit the app
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
okay yeah I'm done I can't watch Last of Us season 2 I can't deal with the Last of Us discourse I can't stand that I hate this show while everyone else thinks it's peak television I just can't take it anymore
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noelle @noevella.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
im glad they included a long-winded monologue from abby in the new episode of last of us so that she can explain her character to me rather than letting me figure it out for myself. big props to craig mazin and neil druckmann for helping out all the stupid people like me ❤️
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
dawg that Last of Us episode was fucking Weenie Hut Juniors shit compared to the game
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I ranked the S.E.E.S. members based on what they thought of the Star Wars Prequels
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I ranked the Phantom Thieves based on how much water I think they drink on a daily basis
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
registering for classes next year and have seriously considered taking "Guts and Butts Workout 1"
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
now that I think about it, it makes a lot of sense that you can't play Persona 5 unless you agree to the fact that all characters in this game are fictional and are not resemblant of anyone in the real world because Okumura is literally just Elon Musk and he'd totally sue
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
ATLUS has gotta release the next Persona game right now
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
real shoutout to Ubisoft for not only adding achievements to the Steam version of Rayman Legends, but also removing all the online achievements when porting them to Steam hats off
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I just queued into a game of ballistic with a guy names Lebron.J.IsKing and the first thing I heard out of him was a prayer to Jesus Christ and I could not stop laughing we won that game and he was a chill dude
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
what seasonings would compliment the flavors and textures of cum?
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
that Switch Direct was genuinely the most hype-inducing Nintendo Directs I've seen in a long time however that tech demo not being a pack-in title is lame as fuck and $80 - $90 games are fucking awful
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
FUCK
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
dawg look at my government we're all gonna fucking die
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
fuck my stupid chud life
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
if Tomodachi Life 2 gets announced for the new Nintendo Direct I'm making this my profile picture for a week
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Go Kart Man @gokartman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
just got the platinum in Papa's Freezeria and to celebrate I made Aigis
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