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Yes, I set a calendar notification months ago noting that today was the day the WalMart exclusive flocked Count Chocula 🍫 box went on sale. It'll pair nicely with last year's Franken Berry 🍓 Box. Fingers crossed for Boo Berry 🫐 next year! Maybe a return of Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute beyond that!

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Count Chocula Cereal

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

CC: @charleyinkc.bsky.social Your Hot Dog Derby Final Standings for 2026... ketchup by 3

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please hold our calls. We're taking a trip to Middle of Nowhere, this evening.

Rob and Julie Holland excitedly waiting for Kacey Musgraves to get this show on the road

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sitting in a waiting room watching everyone that arrived before *and* after me getting called back... Suddenly, I turn into Milton...

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Office Space: Milton's Cake Party

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Coworker 1 - puts on Meta Glasses Coworker 2 - *enthusiastically* do you know how to turn off the light so people won't know you're recording? I can show you! Coworker 1 - *no hesitation* "Please!" I don't want to be here anymore.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A #RecordNight on a Tuesday?!? Let's go! First up Kacey Musgraves//Pageant Material! After missing the star-crossed tour and her skipping us on the Deeper Well lap, I'm super stoked to see her next week!

Kacey Musgraves Pageant Material album on pink vinyl

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The 9-5 moved facilities. As we get operations back up and running "Where is the ping-pong table?" Has been mentioned multiple times. Do the olds in charge think this is gonna fix our dysfunction and lack of collaboration? Or, are we hoping for a youth movement. Either way, I'm sus on the situation.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I had a connecting flight through Nashville the weekend Dolly passed. As I was walking to my gate, I was next to some guys that saw a picture of her in a store. One looks at the other and goes "such a shame about her-you know she wrote that song about that c*nt Jolene."

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Speaking of ICP and unhinged. The time I went to Australia with them. We couldn't get Faygo so promoters would have to buy whatever 2 liters they could get hands on-we had printed labels to slap over what was provided. First show starts, bottles are flying-things seem to be going just fine...

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I rolled the 6 year mark of no booze a couple weeks ago.Coming out on the other side of Kansas City's alcohol culture mostly unscathed is something I'm pretty proud of.As always, I don't judge anyone, it just wasn't for me and a change was needed. Sounds like the kids are following suit these days.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My know-it-all coworker changes hobbies pretty regularly. His current obsession is espresso-He's brought a machine into the office and makes a big show while he makes his morning cup. He proclaimed that he's trying to make the perfect "Americana" I didn't bother to ask if that comes with a banjo.

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توم وجيري: عزف الجيتار

Alt: Jerry the cartoon mouse hangs with his guitar playing friend Crambone

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watching the good guys in enemy territory! What a treat!.⚾👑🦁💙

A picture of Progressive Field in Cleveland

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey! I didn't know there's been different tires over time!

Giant Uniroyal Tire sits roadside off the highway in Dearborn, Michigan

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Kindly, @asianmanrecords.bsky.social finally gave this 2008 gem the vinyl treatment. Please hold my calls while I spend the next 40 minutes singing along. Smoking Popes: Stay Down Not one skip on the tracklist, simply flawless front to back!

An orange vinyl pressing of Smoking Popes 2008 album titled Stay Down sits on a record player

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I can't believe it took this long, but for the first time in my professional working life... I have an office! All to myself! This is wild! (Pardon the mess-its a work in progress.)

A boring picture of a standing desk and a couple monitors.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Yes, I did literally "Laugh out loud" - I totally support this move! Mojo's Records, Eureka Springs, Arkansas.

A rack of records fools people into thinking they stock Ye, but they do not because he is a bad person.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

From the "Not all heroes wear capes" file... Dude was BIG mad. And, we couldn't stop laughing!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

First proper #RecordNight in the new house! @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social batted leadoff with The Strokes new on "Reality Awaits" on Glitter vinyl 🫰

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Today has been... Not great. I was out on the dock trying to reset, saw the attached and.... Maybe, things are looking up? Baby🐈‍⬛ kitty!

A baby black kitten looks spooked because some goober was cooing about them.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Went to the old house one last time. There's a lot I'll miss about 503-These two strays are top of the list.Patches was close to becoming part of the family, but I didn't want Mulberry to lose his partner in crime. Fingers crossed the new owners take care of them like we did. They're good cats!*

A sweet calico cat naps on an orange chair

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Didn't get a chance to tell a coworker that I hoped he got visited by three spirits over the weekend before he bailed.... Mental note to put it on the checklist for Monday!

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Muppets Muppets Christmas

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Dropping this on the timeline cause it was truly pure gold!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hello atDetroitTigers 🐯, Could you please consider being at home the next time I end up in your city on short notice? Your stadium looks nice and I'd like to give it a test drive. Also, I hope the atRoyals consider obscenely large Sluggerrr statues for their new facility. Warm regards, Rob

A picture of the main entrance of Comerica Park in Detroit. In the foreground, a giant tiger statue

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That Madonna into the Muppets, followed by BTS who threw it to Justin Bieber to Shakira to *I lost track* halftime show was sweet! I randomly turned on the TV just in time and I'm glad I did! Shit was ridiculous in the best way!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Baseball Dog said "oh, you don't enjoy the wave, hold my beer..."

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I was such a helpful helper with the movers today! So much so, the lead told me if I ever need a job, they have a spot for me.

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Moving Day Cat in a Box

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

UPDATE: I believe their Mom ended up doing a late night clean up, @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social did a big sweep this morning, then the kids' dad came out with a leaf blower late morning. Apologies for getting so bent out of shape, y'all! 😘 💥 🎆

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My July 5th tradition for the last many years consists of cleaning up after our neighbors festivities. For reasons unknown, they use our front yard for their launch pad. Really excited to see how much this pile has grown over the last couple hours. I don't have 900 other things to do tomorrow.

riff raff next door neighbors are filling a yard with fireworks packaging and debris.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

A day here meant the night would include bad decisions on Colfax and them stumbling to the Rockmada to sleep it off!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Socials be all: hey aging punk, legacy punk band about to release a new album! Aging punk*: who gives a shit?! I've been holding a grudge against those dudes for well over 20+ years cause their Tour Manager was a boner to me twice in one day while I was on Warped Tour *Yes, I am said "aging punk"

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Sluggerrr stylin' and profilin' @royals.com Pride night! 👑🦁🏳️‍🌈⚾💙

Royals mascot sluggerrr in his rainbow pride suit

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The Garage Sale is the best. I have my eye on a couple things! Check Cody's link now and tune in to his show tomorrow!!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

And, for the fifth year in a row, this annual email fools me... again. My brain: "Holy hell?!?! An @remhq.bsky.social reunion?!? YESSS!" Reality: no, rob... This is completely unrelated.

An unread email with an incredibly misleading subject line.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

When I'm elected, the new National Anthem will be "Golden" - for the seventh inning, Dog Bless America will be replaced with "APT" Try and "Home of the Chefs" that, ya ding-dongs!

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Blackpink Rose & Bruno Mars Dance

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Amazing! I gotta figure out how to get to LA with a quickness!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Almost punched myself in the face with a barbell at the gym today. Luckily, my nose stopped it. Artist rendering of me post-incident

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Pug Vergonha Zap - Expressive Dog

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

🍌⚾ But, I'm all in on the Indianapolis Clowns as far as this league goes!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Hello, @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social - I'd like to go to Chicago again sometime soon...

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Cheatsy @cheatsy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Hey! A big FUCK YOU to any politician that voted to overturn the conversion therapy ban. If you’d be so inclined, please sign this petition and pass it on! KC deserves better.

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Sign the Petition

No Pride for Kansas City Politicians Who Legalized Conversion Therapy

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Realizing today just how much I'm going to miss working in the West Bottoms... Fairfax better come with it when we move the day job over there... These 2 angels welcomed me in, this morning.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

When you're listening to a playlist and a song you don't recognize comes up and you exclaim "What is this shit?!?!" To then realize it's one of your friend's bands.

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Elmo Hides and Peeks

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Streets were PACKED with puppers, this morning! 😳

A map of a run route illustrating animals seen along the way.

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Every time I see a video from The Sphere, I get bummed out. On one hand, I really want to experience a show there-On the other, I don't think anything (other than riding in the back seat of a car) would send me to vomit town faster. I could barely handle the Incredidome*!

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

CC: @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social - this sounds familiar! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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rob holland @goforrob.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Took in a different perspective tonight!

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