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eddie

@godsplatter.bsky.social
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he/him / adult hobby artist male hysteria enthusiast 🔕 (more active on tumblr @godsplatter)

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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/09/2026
Rosemary's dad vlogs #art #winterfield #comics
Two panel comic in the style of youtube thumbnails.  

Panel 1: "Taking dad out for a walk" uploaded by winterbabby_78.  2.1k views, 5 hours ago.  Rosemary Winters (teenage version) from Resident Evil 8 is holding up a petri dish of black mold.  This is Ethan, her dad.  She smiles blankly, and behind her are her mom Mia with her chopped grinch fingers hair, and the government agent assigned to watch her, Chris Redfield looking dark and haunted.

Panel 2 "He escaped", uploaded 6 minutes ago.  The view is a distorted worm's eye view selfie of Rosemary looking worried and covered in blood.  Behind her, Chris is shooting a giant mass of mold and teeth, which is Ethan escaped from the petri dish.  Mia winters is yelling in the corner.
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
re1 playthrough vent art #residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eat eat meaty eat #residentevil #albertwesker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i Have to get better at cross posting oh my lord #residentevil #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he ate an apple seed and itGrew💔
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
P30 au is so killer oh my jesus #residentevil #chrisker
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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 16/09/2026
I only have two moods #art #chrisker
Albert Wesker lounging in a red robe on a black background, a white snake wrapped around his body and legs.  He looks bitchy, and has one leather gloved hand running through his hair.  His body is veiny and scarred, with the most prominent scar being a vertical stitching line going down from his belly button to the shadows of his crotch.  The text above him reads: unfuckableChris Redfield in his Resident Evil 8 incarnation, with shadowed eyes and beard.  He hunches towards the camera threateningly, holding his gun in one hand, with pinprick white light glowing in his eyes.  Behind him is screaming red text: MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOEL FUCKING LIFE repeated endlessly.
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
vampire bat blood french kiss for last bonding or wtv they said #residentevil #chrisker
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15/09/2026
I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#residentevil #chrisker
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Lemon🍋τoωer @lemontower.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
#chrisker Halloween(previous work)
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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 04/06/2026
#Chriskerweek2026 day 4: Truth Or Dare 🙀 Daily yap: wiki.scumsuck.com/blog:2026:0604chr… #art #chrisker #residentevil #comics
 6 panel comic titled #4: Truth or Dare.

1. The STARS team of Chris Redfield, Rebecca chambers, Jill Valentine, and Albert Wesker are resting in the east hallway safe room of Resident Evil 1's mansion. Rebecca and Jill are asleep and hugging each other on the bed. Wesker is asleep while sitting up on the item storage box, some ZZZ's coming out of his thought bubble. He has a bottle of water next to him. Chris is sloppy drunk with cartoon bubbles coming out of his head. He has a goofy smile, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and he holds a fuel canteen (the one you fill with kerosene in RE1 Remake). Gesturing towards Wesker, Chris asks, “OK! Your turn cap'n. TROOF? or DARE?! ok TROOF!! How many people have you slept with?”

2. We zoom into Wesker's expressionless face. There is a drawing of a Moyai emoji statue next to him because he's making the same stoney expression. Chris yells, “C'mon! You're no fun.”

3. Wesker responds, “Men or women?”. Chris sucks on his fuel canteen full of kerosene. He thinks out loud, “UHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh wimmen?”.

4. A close up shot of Wesker's red expressionless eye. He says “One.”

5. Chris stares in awe at Wesker, now hidden in shadows with his arms crossed and his red eye glowing. Chris says, “WoaaaaAAAAA you're like 40 I thought you were a real STUD. Ummm… How many men…”

6. Shadowed Wesker grabs a tiny cartoon Chris with his clawed hand. He has a small smile along with his red eye now. He asks “Isn't it my turn to play truth or dare?”.
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bears 🔞 @spicybears.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
christening the start of this account with little guys #chrisker
Chris sits on the ground cradling Wesker, who is wrapped in a blanket like a fat worm. Chris kisses his forehead repeatedly like a pet cat. Wesker grimaces as a low droning "mmmmnnnggghh" escapes his nonexistent lips. They are in love.
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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/09/2026
T-Virus makes you crave human meat. But blood from your human cattle is fine too. 😇 #chrisker #art
Resident Evil 1 era Sketches of vampire STARS Albert Wesker licking Chris Redfield's forearm vein with his snake tongue, asking "please? <3", then sucking on Chris's inner elbow.  Chris sweats a bit and wonders "Is the good head worth it?".  There's a small crop of Wesker licking blood up Chris's neck.
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hehehehe🤤
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lets get acquainted #residentevil #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the uroboros demands its warm, weighted blanket #residentevil #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my ooc post re8 au bc the world is my pudding #residentevil #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#residentevil #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#residentevil #mullvans
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no one cares about re6 enough to rag me on this #residentevil #mullvans
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
gun #residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you're the best, uncle chris! #residentevil
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Len @len.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We honestly don't witness very many situations in 2026 where the good guys don't just win, but they windmill dunk on evil and make it very funny at the same time.
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
eastern edonia #residentevil #mullvans
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
awww theyre so cute awww #residentevil #mullvans
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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/08/2026
c/w love worm 💚💙🪱 #art #comics #chrisker
3 panel comic.  "WLW - worm love worm".

1 - Both shirtless, Chris cuddles Wesker from the back and asks "Would you love me even if I was a worm?"

2 - Wesker turns, Chris looks up with big ol' shiny kawaii eyes.  "Oh, poor naive Chris."

3 - Wesker holds Chris in a motherly fashion (untagged mommy kink!!), petting his hair and scritching his chin.  "Of course I would".  He thinks "I might love you even more.".  Chris says yayyy and smiles with his eyes closed, content.  "I hope in every universe we'd both be worms."
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#chrisker #residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
we will not be lovers #chrisker #residentevil
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
we will not be lovers #chrisker #residentevil
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SomeApe (LOOKING FOR WORK) @someape.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
chris redfield
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#chrisker #residentevil
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
yummy delicious screengrab from a friend during our re5 playthru oh yes
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
okay im back #chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
when im without a tablet for over a week i start writing about chrisker coparenting rosemary au like a caveman on the wall
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 08/08/2026
redditor asking the important questions
Reddit post:

"Can I smoke weed after being shot in the head ?
Cannabis
I was recently shot in the head by a friend of mine ( accident) and this bad bitch wants to match with me after i get out of the hospital will i be okay smoking a blunt or 2?"
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matt 🍤 @schlafzone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
enough. i trapped him in the amber #residentevil #albertwesker
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翻滚小狗 @tacoriceyummy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
#chrisker
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and i hope the gay game developer that was on the resident evil team that did the cosmetic work for chris redfield got a bonus and then sucked off
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
chris graverobbing wesker’s dead corpse bc he misses the intricate rituals of a man 13 years his senior wanting to bring him into his genetically-modified world bc he fits his world view. and also the collar still has his aftershave on it #jesus
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🔞 @myceliumcircus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#REBH #Chrisker
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BanaB @banab.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
>:D
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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/07/2026
And I'm only half joking. To understand Chris and Wesker's relationship is to understand how the series presents Leon and Ada's relationship, and how they feed, inform, mirror, and validate each other. 💖 #art #chrisker #aeon
Illustration of Resident Evil 4 Remake's Ada Wong holding a tiny chibi Leon Kennedy, and RE5's Albert Wesker holding a tiny Chris Redfield. The piece is titled “A.W. CONSPIRACY”, and I have written many notes to insist that “Ada Wong and Albert Wesker are the same person.”
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tirtyturtle @tirtyturtle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
been playing re1 again #ResidentEvil
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日曜日 @itssundayroast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ローポリにチャレンジしたものです🌀
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
if you ever keep something like this from me ill skin you with my teeth
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eddie @godsplatter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
they put chris redfield behind the leon kennedy paywall bc they knew what seeing a giant middle-aged man in distress would do to me
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