Sign in

wolf 🐺

@godsmenu.bsky.social
104 followers 76 following 96 posts

escaped science experiment ☆ kpop rpf + zzz + hsr ☆ nsfw ☆ 18+ only ao3.org/users/8BitSkeleton

PostsRepliesMedia
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
looks like meat's back on the menu boys
040
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Love the way this is phrased like he was a newborn for two whole years and finally gained sight in 2023
12311
Reposted by wolf 🐺
i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
2665763360
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
remembering kim seungmin's braces fondly on this fine day. rip to a beautiful era
020
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
more director's commentary here: for peep week i was challenging myself to write as plainly and efficiently as possible and i liked it more than i thought i would! im usually a yapper so it was fun to edit myself and find different ways to structure sentences
030
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
now that it's finished, i can spoil that my other idea for minlix week was a vampire au with felix asking minho to turn him so they could be together. featuring drench as in blood, hatch as in birth of a fledgling, first as in kill, & sugar as in blood tasting better than. i still like the idea tbh
030
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
and when we burst start over ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 7 - 'begin' ▪️ rated t, 1k 🔗 ao3.org/works/82750936 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
032
Reposted by wolf 🐺
ami 🪐 @jisungmilkshake.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#minlixpeepweek omegaverse - inferred nsfw - jealousy
073
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
greenhorn ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 6 - 'green' ▪️ rated e, 1k 🔗 ao3.org/works/81859391 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
032
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
baver ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 5 - 'sugar' ▪️ rated e, 700 words 🔗 ao3.org/works/82294476 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
022
Reposted by wolf 🐺
gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#minlixpeepweek Day 5: Sugar // discussed nsfw, implied pet play
Felix has rules. He doesn't put out on the first date, no matter how much you pay. He'll wear whatever you want, as long as he doesn't have to pick it. If you buy him electronics, it absolutely cannot be Samsung.

Lee Minho tests Felix's patience mightily in many way, but he respects Felix's rules. He asks Felix for a kiss after their first date. He ships Felix pretty gold jewelry that matches what he wears in his own piercings (many of them). When he buys Felix a new set of gaming monitors, they're Asus QD-OLEDs.

For those especially, Felix figures Minho deserves some actual sugar. Not all his clients pay so much attention, and surely Minho isn't opening his wallet solely for the pleasure of Felix's company at random events. Besides, if he really does have a dick piercing, Felix is intrigued to see how it'll feel inside him.

was thinking, he texts. do u want me to come 2 ur place sometime? stay the night?

You want a sleepover? comes the swift response. Sure, if it makes you happy. Thursday night?

Thursday night. Felix has plenty of time to pick out some cute lingerie, make sure he's waxed, and otherwise prepare to knock Minho's socks off.

Minho calls Felix a taxi, and answers the door wearing comfortable sleepwear already. Felix cocks his hip and grins, tilting his head so his dangly gold earrings catch the warm lighting from inside. "Hey, hyung," he purrs. "How was your day?"

Minho slow blinks. Fuck, his smile is cute. Felix has to resist reading anything more into it, though. Minho is a client, if one he's fond of.

"It was fine. Come in, I made dinner."After dinner- which is surprisingly good, most of the men Felix sugars for don't have the cooking skill to fill a teaspoon- they curl up on the couch together to watch a movie, Minho's cats batting a mouse toy between them on the rug. Felix knew about them, of course- Minho is clearly very fond of them by the photo he keeps in his wallet and the way he mentioned them on his first date with Felix. They kind of kill the vibe, though, even as Felix rests a casual hand on Minho's very nice thigh. The sweats Minho is wearing don't do much to hide his bulge, and Felix is quite interested in making himself further acquainted with that very soon.

But the cats... he absolutely cannot be seducing their dad right in front of them.

"Hyung," he whines, making his eyes as big and round as possible. "Do you really want the cats around while we make out? I dont want to scar their little baby eyes..."

"Make out?" Minho turns his head to look at Felix, raising his eyebrows. "Who said anything about making out?"

"Isn't that what I'm here for? Why you hired me?" Felix blinks, caught off guard. "You've been a real gentleman this whole time, but most people who hire me don't care about my sparkling personality. I didn't get into sugaring because I cared about some casual making out or sex or whatever."

"You are very pretty, that's true." Minho almost looks... amused? "But I don't really like making out or sex or whatever. I like some other things that you put down as being fine with you, but sex isn’t one of them."

"Oh." Felix has to process that for a second. "Does that mean, uh, I should have brought my cat ears and collar to wear instead?"

"Don't worry about it." Minho waves his hand dismissively. "I have my own."

Well, this is different. Still probably going to be fun, though. Minho would make a very cute cat.
084
Reposted by wolf 🐺
ami 🪐 @jisungmilkshake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
april showers bring may flowers, as they say #minlixpeepweek
183
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
clutch ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 3 - 'hatch' ▪️ rated e, 1k 🔗 ao3.org/works/83188696 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
075
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
half of the time we're gone but we don't know where ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 4 - 'first' ▪️ rated m, 1k 🔗 ao3.org/works/81584676 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
052
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
excuse my sauceless fic posts writing is rly siphoning my power. one day i will reclaim it but today is not that day
020
Reposted by wolf 🐺
gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#minlixpeepweek Day 2: Drench
Minho can't help but laugh at poor Yongbok, drenched from his adventure out in the rain, all of his fur sticking up in wild clumps as he paws at the screen door.

The pitiful little cat shoots inside as soon as Minho opens the door, dripping water everywhere, but Minho catches him in a towel and bears him up to the upstairs bathroom where he's already drawn a hot bath. His Yongbokkie is starting to shiver, and that simply will not do.

Yongbok sulks while Minho washes him, but he does concede to turn back into a man to let Minho wash his hair properly. Minho loves taking care of Felix's hair; long or short, black or blonde or every color of the rainbow, he always makes sure it feels silky smooth and healthy. Right now it's a dark brown, long enough to tie back but not enough to make a proper bun of. Felix relaxes inch by inch as Minho works through it with shampoo and conditioner until the water ripples with low-frequency purring.

"I told you it was going to rain," Minho murmurs, fingers carding through Felix's hair to get any snarls out. "Why didn't you come right home?"

"...That cute guy..." Felix murmurs after a long pause. His cheeks are bright red, whether from the temperature or the embarrassment it's hard to tell.

"The one you keep putting off introducing me to, hm?"

"I am not!" Felix insists, but he subsides quickly, expression going dreamy again. "Turns out he shifts too, and we were busy playing... mmm, hyung... lost track of time....""In the rain?" Minho wrinkles his nose. "He can't be cute enough for that."

Felix sticks out his tongue. "How would you know!"

"I know everything, kitten." Minho drums on the top of Felix's head a few times, then stands up slowly, ignoring the crackling of his knees. "Ugh. I'm going to go get the towels, you're all done."

He ignores Felix's playful little growl after him, and then Felix's knowing look when he feels the fresh-from-the-dryer warmth of the towels. He had the sudden urge to do laundry today, sue him. No one can possibly know if he heard the rain and set about making sure Felix wouldn't be cold when he got home.

And tomorrow, Felix definitely won't be able to tell if Minho stalks him so he can finally evaluate the cuteness of this other shifter for himself. No one steals his kitten on his watch, thank you very much.
274
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
in the clouds now ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 2 - 'drench' ▪️ rated t, 1k 🔗 ao3.org/works/81584441 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
043
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
where the spirit meets the bone ᯽ minho/felix, chaptered ᯽ for #minlixpeepweek! ao3.org/works/83091246/
142
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i forgor how to make fic posts its rly been That long for me huh
010
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
peep week content incoming lets go minlix enjoyers
010
Reposted by wolf 🐺
gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#minlixpeepweek is here! Day 1: Bloom
Felix lives for the moment when he sees Minho's proud, delighted smile bloom across his face.

Culinary school is hard work; a pastry apprenticeship is even more so. Minho is a strict teacher, demanding that his students keep up with the pace he sets, requiring creativity for the best scores, not just solid fundamentals. Felix wakes up earlier than he ever has in his life so that he can experiment before he produces his most perfect matcha tirimasu, and stays up late preparing trays of candied winter melon. His brownies are legendary among his friends, but the first time Minho tasted one, he hummed, nodded, and said, "Passable."

Felix doesn't settle for passable. He's going to be the best.

Every week, Felix tweaks his recipe and brings Minho a new sample. Every week, Minho says "Passable." "Fine." "Getting there."

On the last week of Felix's apprenticeship, Felix is at the end of his rope. His sleep is shit, he hasn't seen his friends in what feels like forever, and the fucking brownies are still tormenting him on top of the dozen different recipes that he has to study for their practical exams.

"Chef Lee," he bursts out with after one of their last sessions. "How do you make brownies, then?"

"Why, Felix, I thought you'd never ask."

(It turns out Minho's favorite brownies come out of a box.

Felix doesn't kill him, but only because Minho promises to make them for Felix after he passes his exams, as compensation for the time and stress.

When Minho presents the plate, there's a note on top. Felix picks it up to unfold it first, and flushes bright red when he reads You're cute when you're frustrated. Come get coffee with me 10:00 Tuesday.

Felix wouldn't miss it for the world.)
4104
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
wear your inside out ▪️ for #minlixpeepweek day 1 - 'bloom' ▪️ rated e, 700 words 🔗 ao3.org/works/81584271 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #minlix
063
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i need to get him pregnant NEOW
060
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
hey ive been out of the loop for a little while what do you mean korean music group stray kids (est. circa 2018) met the president of france (est. circa 843)
000
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
im not a huge taylor swift fan but credit where credit is due she cooked a five star michellin meal with ivy
010
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
why didnt han jisung post anything for tdov it's his day too i thereby grant him access to it
010
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
🐰🐥 #minlixpeepweek prompt inspo! 🐥🐰 we're getting closer to peep week, so i wanted to provide a little bit of inspiration in case anyone is stuck! don't be afraid to get creative with how the prompts inspire you, and remember: if you think your fic fits the prompt, it does!
peep week prompt inspo

peep week prompts can be use literally (by including the actual word somewhere in your fic) or just as inspiration. if you think your fic fits the prompt, it does!

that being said, because i know single-word prompts might be tricky for some people or might not give you the spark of inspiration you need, i wanted to provide a little bit more to go off of. in this post i’ve compiled a combination of definitions, fanfic tropes, and some very broad ‘starter’ ideas for each of the seven prompts. any of these can be used as jumping off points for anyone who wants to use them.

this is a non-exhaustive list - for example, you could absolutely write a hanahaki fic for “bloom” even though i listed it under “green” here, or you could write a 3+1 fic for “firsts” even though it’s not a trope i’ve listed. or you could ignore this post and the ideas listed here entirely! the only requirement prompt-wise is to use the actual prompts - everything in this post is just meant to provide a little creative push for people who want it.
133
Reposted by wolf 🐺
Koldan Grey @koldangrey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i put the [fun] in dysfunctional ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #LeeKnow #skzfanart
28338
Reposted by wolf 🐺
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@exhaustdata 2 months ago

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

@chillextremist 3 months ago

When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
2758621120
Reposted by wolf 🐺
mao 。୨୧˚⋆ @maochka.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#skz #straykids #minchan #skzfanart #kpop
210131
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🐰🐥bulletfic presents: peep week! 🐥🐰
bulletfic presents
a minlix event
peep week

peep week is a seven day short-form writing event running 4/14-4/20 on twitter, bluesky, and ao3, celebrating minlix! what better time to celebrate our bunny+chick pairing than easter?
1159
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i got a gaggle of new kids and nowhere to put them but at least they're cute!
120
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my first ever fth auction is up!! i'm offering a 5-10k word skz fic handcrafted to the bidder's desires. we can make the fic of your dreams (or nightmares?) together!! check out the post for more deets :)) fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/194613.html
022
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
one of my favorite flavors of jeongchan is chan suddenly realizing one day that jeongin is not his baby anymore and he is, in fact, extremely attracted to him. mm.
041
Reposted by wolf 🐺
silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
get weirder 🫵
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
33116115005
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
the thing about wanting to write a fic about steve/tony turning into steve/bucky is that they already made a whole ass movie about it
020
Reposted by wolf 🐺
FAUX @faux-hollow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Curly Wolf
12610
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
thinking about steve/bucky and how blessed i was to witness one of The doomed yaois of all time. hall of fame yaoi. all time mvp yaoi. (we dont talk about the ending.)
140
Reposted by wolf 🐺
ami 🪐 @jisungmilkshake.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
all the facets of a relationship. awkward flirting (hyunsung) honeymoon face (jeonglix) disgustingly married (binchan) divorced but still fukcing (2min)
0157
Reposted by wolf 🐺
soup 🎷🐛 @freerangesoup.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
🐰💋🐺 #soupykissingbooth
1715269
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
no context, just vibes
110
Reposted by wolf 🐺
bullet 🖤 @bulletfic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
burn for you ▪️ chanlix ▪️ rated e, 2.6k ▪️ mind the tags!! 🔗 ao3.org/works/79411601 📎 #bulletfic #skzfic #chanlix
fic moodboard: nine images in a grid - a lifeguard chair, a closeup of a blonde woman's face with freckles and a lollipop, knotted rope, a car's rear view mirror, "everything nice" over a white background, a woman's body in a red lifeguard-style swimsuit, slurpee machines, a man's chest, and an abandoned buildingfic title: burn for you
fic summary:
The showers at the pool are mediocre at best, but Felicity would rather take a shitty shower at work than drive home feeling like her skin is crawling, like she can still feel her wet swimmers on under her clothes even though she's dry.

She’s rinsing the conditioner out of her hair when she hears something behind her.

Terror grips her—she’s alone, she’s supposed to be alone, the pool itself is locked up already, how could someone even get in—

Before she can turn around, someone’s on her. She tries to scream, her legs kicking out automatically, but he’s so much bigger than her and she can’t get any air, his palm sealed over her mouth and nose, and the more she panics, the worse it gets, her head gone fuzzy, her vision blurred—

She comes to as he pulls her out of a car’s backseat.Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: F/M
Fandom: Stray Kids (Band)
Relationship: Bang Chan/Lee Felix (Stray Kids)
Characters: Lee Felix (Stray Kids), Bang Chan (Stray Kids)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Not K-Pop Idols, Alternate Universe - 1980s, Alternate Universe - Lifeguards, Australia, Female Lee Felix (Stray Kids), Inspired by Stranger Things (TV 2016), this is just me fetishizing a single scene from stranger things season 3 that’s the entire fic, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kidnapping, Bondage, Rape, Vaginal Sex, Unsafe Sex, Creampie, Tags Contain Spoilers, Established Relationship, Consensual Non-Consent
Language: English
043
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
ive been trying to get back into fic writing by doing some drabbles but the problem ive found is i cannot shut up. accute yapping syndrome, even when i try to limit myself. 1k drabbles incoming if i ever finish them i guess
130
wolf 🐺 @godsmenu.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
guys, what's the most likely skz pairing to vow theyll get married to each other if they're both still single at 30 and who's the one in the pair who actually comes to collect?
310
Reposted by wolf 🐺
soup 🎷🐛 @freerangesoup.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🐷🐇💋🐺 #soupykissingbooth
1113261
Reposted by wolf 🐺
Chan’s room @chansroom.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
#BangChan #StrayKids
07719
Reposted by wolf 🐺
✨ Spooky Rahl ✨ 🔜 GATEway FATE @spookyrahl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey can we bring back all those internet safety campaigns we had when I was a millennial teen? It is NOT my job to parent someone else's kids and have to submit my ID to places to sanitize the internet for some puritanical outrage about kids. Parents should be doing this themselves.
11472831
Reposted by wolf 🐺
Daily I.N @dailyjeongin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
0303