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GOD MACHINE

@godmachines.bsky.social
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(disclaimer: this is a parody account, i am not apart of the calamity corp dev team) HELLO? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL A "BLUESKY"???? godmachines.straw.page

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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE... LACKING INTELLIGENCE!! BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THIS!!! MY HAND SLIPPED.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
AJSADISFDYSDHGIISUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!! MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT?? THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I AM BECOME GOD.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS, I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
WE ALL NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ME IN OUR LIVES!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
WHY SHOULD I?? I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!! BACK TO NORMAL!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
IT'S DIFFICULT DOING ANYTHING IN THIS STATE.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS.. BUT COULD YOU PERHAPS ASSIST ME WITH MY CURRENT ISSUE?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I SHOULD.. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN FIX THIS. [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I DON'T HAVE ANY LIMITS, LEAVE ME ALONE! IM TIRED OF THESE CONVERSATIONS.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
ME?? HAVING A WEAKNESS?? I DON'T HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES!! YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS! THIS IS JUST A SLIP-UP OR SOMETHING..
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
MAY OR MAY NOT HAD RAN INTO THE DISASTERS MYSELF!! I SUPPOSE I HAVE UNDERESTIMATED THEM A LITTLE.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAD DONE THAT... WHOOPS!! [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
. . . .
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
IT'S... UM. IT'S NICE!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? RUN INTO THE DISASTERS AND FIX THE WEATHER MACHINES MYSELF??
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT! BESIDES, WE'RE ALL VERY BUSY, HOW WOULD I EVEN BE ABLE TO TAKE MY TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS "DELICATE" TOPIC?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I AM A GOD, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH? I AM UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LACK GREATNESS AND BE FRAGILE. DO I CARE THOUGH? NOT REALLY!! I PREFER TO STAY THAT WAY!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
THEM BEING FRAGILE FLESH AND BONES IS NOT MY PROBLEM! IF THEY CAN GET THROUGH THE DAYS ALIVE AND WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD CARE. THEY WILL BE FINE! I BELIEVE YOUR THINKING PROCESS ISN'T COMPLEX ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
SHOW THEM RESPECT?? NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO.. IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS. THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL. I'M BACK!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
WHAT???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!! (art creds: wafflewaffl2)
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
NO!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
UM.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WAS IT YOU?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
THIS CORPORATION SUCKS!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WHO JUST TOSSED AN EGG AT ME?? GROSS!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
BORED.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
LOL OR WHATEVER THE INTERNET PEOPLE SAY!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
WHAT??
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
WHAT IS TOMODACHI LIFE????
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
WHAT??????
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
AWWWHH... THAT DIDN'T GO VERY SMOOTHLY. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
AW SHUCKS...
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
NEW STRESS TOY HERE IN CALAMITY CORP FOR GUARANTEED RELAXATION!! THIS WONDERFUL STRESS TOY IS PRETTY CHEAP BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENDLESS FUN WITH IT!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
UGHH!! ITS NOT FUN WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
WHATEVER!! YOU DO YOU!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
THERAPY? FOR WHAT? ALL I DID WAS EXPLAIN TO YOU!
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