GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/02/2025SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE... LACKING INTELLIGENCE!! BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!! 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!! MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT?? THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS? 131
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS, I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025WHY SHOULD I?? I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW!! 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!! BACK TO NORMAL!!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS.. BUT COULD YOU PERHAPS ASSIST ME WITH MY CURRENT ISSUE? 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I SHOULD.. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN FIX THIS. [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ] 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I DON'T HAVE ANY LIMITS, LEAVE ME ALONE! IM TIRED OF THESE CONVERSATIONS. 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025ME?? HAVING A WEAKNESS?? I DON'T HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES!! YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS! THIS IS JUST A SLIP-UP OR SOMETHING.. 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025MAY OR MAY NOT HAD RAN INTO THE DISASTERS MYSELF!! I SUPPOSE I HAVE UNDERESTIMATED THEM A LITTLE. 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAD DONE THAT... WHOOPS!! [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ] 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE??? 030
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? RUN INTO THE DISASTERS AND FIX THE WEATHER MACHINES MYSELF?? 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT! BESIDES, WE'RE ALL VERY BUSY, HOW WOULD I EVEN BE ABLE TO TAKE MY TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS "DELICATE" TOPIC? 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I AM A GOD, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH? I AM UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LACK GREATNESS AND BE FRAGILE. DO I CARE THOUGH? NOT REALLY!! I PREFER TO STAY THAT WAY! 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025THEM BEING FRAGILE FLESH AND BONES IS NOT MY PROBLEM! IF THEY CAN GET THROUGH THE DAYS ALIVE AND WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD CARE. THEY WILL BE FINE! I BELIEVE YOUR THINKING PROCESS ISN'T COMPLEX ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT! 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO.. IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS. THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL. I'M BACK!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 24/12/2024LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!! (art creds: wafflewaffl2) 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 08/12/2024WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 03/12/2024BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I??? 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!! 231
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024LOL OR WHATEVER THE INTERNET PEOPLE SAY!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!media.tenor.coma laughing smiley face with tears coming out of its eyes and lucas & friends written below itALT: a laughing smiley face with tears coming out of its eyes and lucas & friends written below it 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME. 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024AWWWHH... THAT DIDN'T GO VERY SMOOTHLY. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024NEW STRESS TOY HERE IN CALAMITY CORP FOR GUARANTEED RELAXATION!! THIS WONDERFUL STRESS TOY IS PRETTY CHEAP BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENDLESS FUN WITH IT!!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 10/11/2024THERAPY? FOR WHAT? ALL I DID WAS EXPLAIN TO YOU! 100