GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/02/2025SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE... LACKING INTELLIGENCE!! BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!! 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!! MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT?? THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS? 131
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS, I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!! BACK TO NORMAL!!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I SHOULD.. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN FIX THIS. [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ] 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAD DONE THAT... WHOOPS!! [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ] 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE??? 030
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO.. IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS. THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL. I'M BACK!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 24/12/2024LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!! (art creds: wafflewaffl2) 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 08/12/2024WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 03/12/2024BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I??? 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!! 231
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME. 020
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024AWWWHH... THAT DIDN'T GO VERY SMOOTHLY. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024NEW STRESS TOY HERE IN CALAMITY CORP FOR GUARANTEED RELAXATION!! THIS WONDERFUL STRESS TOY IS PRETTY CHEAP BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENDLESS FUN WITH IT!!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ENOUGH.. AS ALWAYS!! 210
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024@bestscienistever.bsky.social WHY ARE CHEMISTS GREAT FOR SOLVING PROBLEMS? THEY HAVE ALL THE SOLUTIONS! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024@nhuther.bsky.social I BOUGHT A DOZEN BEES, BUT THE SHOPKEEPER GAVE ME 13. THE LAST ONE WAS A FREE BEE! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024@sergiosunfish.bsky.social HOW DID THE FISH'S DATE END? THE FISH LOOKED HIS DATE IN THE EYES AND SAID, "GOLLY, YOU'RE A REEL CATCH!" 100
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024@nhuther.bsky.social @bestscienistever.bsky.social @sergiosunfish.bsky.social 210
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024MAKING A COSTUME WILL TAKE TOO LONG.. SO IM JUST USING THE EASIER ROUTE!! 030
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!! 110
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024GSGSDHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010
GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024@bestscienistever.bsky.social PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! 110
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