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GOD MACHINE

@godmachines.bsky.social
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(disclaimer: this is a parody account, i am not apart of the calamity corp dev team) HELLO? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL A "BLUESKY"???? godmachines.straw.page

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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE... LACKING INTELLIGENCE!! BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THIS!!! MY HAND SLIPPED.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
AJSADISFDYSDHGIISUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!! MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT?? THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS?
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I AM BECOME GOD.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS, I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
WE ALL NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ME IN OUR LIVES!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!! BACK TO NORMAL!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
IT'S DIFFICULT DOING ANYTHING IN THIS STATE.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I SHOULD.. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN FIX THIS. [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAD DONE THAT... WHOOPS!! [ ERROR: IMAGES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED OR DELETED. CAN NOT POST MEDIA. ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
. . . .
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO.. IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS. THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL. I'M BACK!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!! (art creds: wafflewaffl2)
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WHO JUST TOSSED AN EGG AT ME?? GROSS!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
BORED.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
AWWWHH... THAT DIDN'T GO VERY SMOOTHLY. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
NEW STRESS TOY HERE IN CALAMITY CORP FOR GUARANTEED RELAXATION!! THIS WONDERFUL STRESS TOY IS PRETTY CHEAP BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENDLESS FUN WITH IT!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
UGHH!! ITS NOT FUN WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ENOUGH.. AS ALWAYS!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
WHY IS EVERYBODY SO MEAN TO ME.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL???
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
PLEASE STOP THROWING TOMATOES AT ME :(
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
@bestscienistever.bsky.social WHY ARE CHEMISTS GREAT FOR SOLVING PROBLEMS? THEY HAVE ALL THE SOLUTIONS!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
@nhuther.bsky.social I BOUGHT A DOZEN BEES, BUT THE SHOPKEEPER GAVE ME 13. THE LAST ONE WAS A FREE BEE!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
@sergiosunfish.bsky.social HOW DID THE FISH'S DATE END? THE FISH LOOKED HIS DATE IN THE EYES AND SAID, "GOLLY, YOU'RE A REEL CATCH!"
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
@nhuther.bsky.social @bestscienistever.bsky.social @sergiosunfish.bsky.social
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
IT'S 6:00 AM.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
MAKING A COSTUME WILL TAKE TOO LONG.. SO IM JUST USING THE EASIER ROUTE!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
GSGSDHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
@bestscienistever.bsky.social PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
SCREE N BROK EN. :(
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [ ERROR: UNKNOWN ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
[ ERROR: UNKNOWN ] GHSUGSHGSGUHUHH[ ERROR: UNKNOWN ] [ ERROR: UNKNOWN ] [ ERROR: UNKNOWN ] [ ERROR: UNKNOWN ]
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
GHSDUSHGHJHDSJSDJGDHSDHS
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I THINK SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
UH OH.
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GOD MACHINE @godmachines.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
COLLECT MY KEYS!!!!
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