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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 15/10/2026

Modders added a photo mode to #Helldivers2 and it's everything I've ever wanted

Screenshot from Helldivers 2 showing a Helldiver using a machine gun to shoot a crescent overseer while a normal overseer stands to the side.

Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 04/10/2026

Dunno how big the #Helldivers2 community is on bsky, but I help run an all-women Helldivers clan. So if anyone wants to join up, hmu!

Black disc with gold runes around the circumference. A gold 77 is in the 12 o'clock position. A white angular skull has a sword piercing it from the top down, and white wings sprout from either side of the skull

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 30/09/2026

Americans, do you have these, and if so what do you call them?

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 27/09/2026

I don't have the tits to take THAT picture with the book, so Hekate's Call by @malachiteos.bsky.social Cat for scale.

Photo of a cream and gray cat posing with the cover of the book Hekate's Call

Photo of a cream and gray cat posing with the book Hekate's Call, comparing the thickness of the book to the thickness of the cat

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 25/09/2026

Throwback to a couple #Cyberpunk2077 comics I made

Short comic made from Cyberpunk 2077 screenshots.
Panel 1: Jackie at the bar talking to a woman. Jackie says "Hey chica, can I buy you a drink?" The woman says "sorry, I only like women."

Panel 2: jackie points off screen and says "Excellent, so do I! Say, have you met my choom, V? She was a Nomad, so you know she knows how to get your motor running."

Panel 3: V in the forground picking her nose, while Jackie and the woman are out of focus in the background

Panel 4: Close up on the woman's neutral face.

Panel 5: The woman is smiling, and says "oh my god, she's so stupid, I love her."

Short comic made from Cyberpunk 2077 screenshots.

Panel 1: V says "hey Jude." Judy says "Yeah?"

Panel 2: Close up of V saying "Want a quickie?"

Panel 3: A shocked Judy says "A WHAT?"

Panel 4: A confused V says "A quicky? The fancy egg tart things?"

Panel 5: Judy yells "it's pronounced Quiche!"

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 23/09/2026

Looking at Canadian tax stuff for streaming and lol Lmao, even $62K!? In the first year!?

Dark blue text on white background. Text reads Example: Marcus' first year streaming deductibles. Marcus earns $62,000 in his first full year as a Twitch Streamer. He tracks $14,000 in business expenses.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 07/09/2026

Todaybor Day is Labour Day!

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 30/08/2026

V5. Smaller data pool. (I only started tracking these stats, like, one adventure before we switched to V20) 67 rolls. 47 pass, 20 failed, and skill level distribution here...

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 30/08/2026

SO! V20. 110 rolls, 80 passed checks, 30 failed checks. The graph shows the pass/fail distribution based on how good I was at the rolled skill.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 26/08/2026

They're both wrong! The one on the right is the closest, but the transition point is still too high. Draw a horizontal line across from the withers, and that's about where they would start going from giraffe to human.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 26/08/2026

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 25/08/2026

Friend was playing #Helldivers2 with a loadout randomizer, and it dressed her up in my usual armour. So Made it that meme.

A series of screenshots from Helldivers 2 making it look like 2 divers are talking to each other. In the top panel the Helldiver on the left has heavy armour, and the Brawny body type. Their gamer tag is Howl. The diver on the right is wearing gray armour with the Lean body type. This diver's tag is Mallory. Howl has a text bubble that reads "Mallory, I'm coming out as a trans woman." Mal has a text bubble that reads "that's great, as your friend I'll support you no matter what!"
In the bottom panel, Howl's armour has changed to be the same as Mal's, also with the Lean body type. Howl's text bubble reads "wow! HRT sure is amazing!" Mal's text bubble reads "why the fuck do you look like me?"

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 21/08/2026

Calypso? We've never had a planet by that name. #Helldivers2

The classic stalin photo with someone edited out. Standing next to Stalin is a planet. In the second picture, the planet is gone. Stalin is wearing a Truth Enforcer helmet from Helldivers 2

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 19/08/2026

Working on a thing ellipsus.com/read/gxH56xS...

White text on brown background. Text reads
back in town for five minutes, and already trying to get laid?"

"Shhh! Not so loud! But yeah."

"No offence, Goose, but I don't think she's your type."

"Straight?"

"Clean."

"Wow. Rude," I said smiling.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 13/08/2026

You can also flex at the blueberries

Screenshot from Helldivers 2 showing a Helldiver wearing sleeveless armour flexing at a Blueberry

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 12/08/2026

This is the most important update in all of Helldivers history.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 31/07/2026

+BACK TO JOHN WICK 4. While going frame by frame to win a debate against my GM I noticed something interesting. Pic 1 left hand empty, right hand has the disassembled Pit Viper Pic 2 there's a cut, and he turns to that guy Pic 3 in the struggle, John suddenly has a reassembled gun he+

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing him stacking someone with a disassembled Pit Viper handgun

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing the next frame where he turns to fight someone else

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing a file assembled pit viper poking from behind the guy John is fighting

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing that a few frames after the last picture where the gun is disassembled again

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 31/07/2026

+also no." Clearing a squib? Sure. Mechanics. Clearing a stovepipe? No, that should be a ranged skill check, because that's the use the gun skill. Tries to palm the slide into battery, press check, clears the jam by hand. That's all basic motions needed to use the gun at all, hence my argument. BUT+

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing him trying to press the slide back into battery

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing him press checking the gun

Close up screenshot from John Wick 4 showing him clearing a jammed casing

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 26/07/2026

Patched the crotch hole in my pants. I've had this pair for, like, over a decade! I'm not ready to give them up just yet! Plus due to enshitification, a new pair of Carhartts aren't going to last as long as this pair has.

Close up photo of the inside seam of a pair of pants with a patch

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 22/06/2026

There's a #Helldivers2 charity starting soon supporting Save The Children. Lots of folk are participating, including the clan I'm in, the 77th Valkiries. If you want to join us and have your stats contribute to the operation, hmu in dm's. We're a clan for women, and are explicitly trans inclusive!

Advert poster for a Helldivers 2 save the children charity event.
Join the donation drive. Bid on one of a kind merch for charity. June 23rd to 28th.
www.freedomalliance.gg/heroes

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 21/06/2026

Y'all ever see a meme, and be, like, yeah that's a good pitch. I need to write that. Well. Yeah.

Tumblr post by user other window.

A dark souls like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it.
Broken blade: a brittle sword. You can't seem to let it go.
Unpolished blade: a cherished weapon from ages past.
Polished blade: you remember something
Bride's Blade: your wife's sword.

At first I wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad.

Wife in the background: I'm still alive.

Reblog from user the finger fucking female fury
"Give that back."

Beige text on brown background. Text reads as follows,

Drowning. Oh fuck. I was drowning. I scrambled. Clawed at the stone floor with my free hand. My lungs burned. I got my feet under me and shot for the surface. It was, thankfuly, only hip deep. Where the fuck was I? More importantly, why the fuck was I naked? I spun, splashing water as I did. Stone walls all around. The water was nearly clear enough to see the shadowed bottom. The only light came from lichen casting it's bioluminescence from the water's edge. There was only darkness above. I gave thanks for the lichen. Waking drowned in the pitch black would've been twice the nightmare my current situation was. I made for the ladder silhouetted by the lichen behind it. Left hand. Right foot. Right ha—

Clang.

I looked at the broken sword in my hand. I hadn't even realized I had been holding it. Barely three inches of blade extended beyond the crossguard. I held the broken thing out. I scowled. Try as I might I could not will my fingers open to let it fall.

"Drop it." I said aloud to no one but myself and the darkness. I held it still. Not in a white knuckle death grip. A delicate grasp. Like I might've broken it further through mishandling. I sighed and climbed the ladder as best I could with one hand unable to grasp the rungs.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 16/06/2026

Reuben 3 Oops forgot to eat for 2 years, lol ANYWAY! Cloud Burst cafe in Squamish. 9/10 A "by the numbers" Reuben with nothing special on the surface. But the quality of the ingredients is what sets this one apart. This is the benchmark by which default Reubens are set

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 16/06/2026

I am very close to revising my "no money on gacha" rule #GirlsFrontline

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 05/06/2026

Me, when a Helldivers 2 fic was the thing that broke through my writer's block, lol

Cartoon guy throwing his hands in the air saying "I guess"

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 03/06/2026

Were this 7 or 8 years ago, I would've hit post with this reply on the Helldivers 2 subreddit, but I no longer seek out conflict on purpose, lol

Screenshot of a draft reply from the Helldivers 2 subreddit. Original post read "a pride icon for the subreddit; happy pride month helldivers!"
The unposted reply reads "In a society structured like Super Earth's, 'Helldivers is itself a distinct gender. In this essay I will—"

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 26/05/2026

How in the fuck am I on this list, lol? I specifically avoid engaging any kind of discourse!?

Screenshot of a block list. Text reads Trans discourse engager account blocklist
A list of people who talk in circles about the same transphobic bullshit, i.e. trans women shouting over trans men whenever they talk about transmisandry and cis radfems trying to sneak through their transmisogynist garbage. All of us trans folks are in the same damn boat. Stop trying to sink it.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 23/05/2026

Chat, rate my taste in women

Manga style drawing of Deunan Knute from Appleseed. She's wearing gray/green swat gear, and pulling back the slide of a handgun.

Screenshot from cyberpunk 2077 showing Judy Alvarez, a woman with dyed green hair with pink tips, and lots of tattoos

Screenshot from Destiny 2 of Amanda Holliday. A woman with short blonde hair, wearing mechanic's gear, and a red scarf around her neck

Sania Aran from the SNES manual showing a cross section of the power suit with Samus inside

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 22/05/2026

Vibe coded website. Bsky, not the thumbnail (Flashing warning)

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 28/04/2026

New patch broke all the mods and I'm sad now. This has been, like, MY helmet ever since I unlocked it. But It looks WRONG without cat ears

Screenshot from Helldivers 2 showing a Helldiver with a helmet that looks like it has a dog muzzle

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 28/04/2026

This might be the shortest game of solitaire I've been locked in. Nothing in my hand, nothing faceup. Literally everything I need is covered

Photo of a solitaire spread that's almost unchanged from the starting layout

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 27/04/2026

What's the difference between Aussie lemonade, and rest of the world lemonade? I liked this one! Normally not a fan of lemonade, but was good.

Photo of Monster energy punch lemonade flavor

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 10/04/2026

Got the Better Female Armour mod for Helldivers 2. I have Mixed feelings about it. Looks good, but I pride myself on being the resident brick wall. (Also only most of them look good. Some break by having a toothpick neck, lol)

Side by side screenshots from Helldivers 2 showing the same armour before and after a mod. The modded armour has a more slender figure, and defined hips.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 08/04/2026

With the Canon existence of The Customization Chamber in Helldivers 2, I can use the power of the written word to make HD2 force femme.

Screenshot of a Helldivers 2 training manual tip. The tip reads "Unhappy with who you are? Change your appearance and voice in the customization chamber. It's that easy!"

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 19/03/2026

I love the Eruptor. I'm a danger to myself and others.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 11/03/2026

I am not a dog girl I'm also not not a girl But If I were a dog girl I would not be a good dog girl

Photo of a trans woman wearing a collar and leash holding two cans of Monster energy and pointing off frame. Caption reads "I'm not leashed to you. You're leashed to me."

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 04/03/2026

I've been using Voice Attack to help with Stratagems in Helldivers 2. Since typed words are BASICALLY macros, I also set up a few key phrases to quickly type in chat when I don't want to be on mic with strangers. Testing on discord

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 28/02/2026

Ooh, I like this attention to detail. If you reload from an empty cylinder you use a speed loader, if you reload from a half empty cylinder it's round by round

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 26/02/2026

Gay shit is about to happen

White text on leather background. Text reads
"Ser Black Knight," she asked, "will you be sleeping armoured again?"

I glanced over to my helm that sat on the table, "I suppose there's little point now. All my secrets are in the open. To present company at least."

The Princess stood and began working the straps of my breastplate. Years of practice meant I could perform the task myself, but it was always easier with help.

"I can manage my armour, Princess. The squire is naught but a disguise."

"Ser Black Knight. Good service should be repaid. You have done much for me, and the least I can do is return service in kind."

"As you will, my Lady." I crouched to give her better access.

With my plates, gambeson, and doublet on the floor, I was down to my shirt and trousers. The Princess hooked two fingers behind the laces at my waist, and pulled me close. My arms were locked at my side, "ah—Princess—what—" I stammered.

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 25/02/2026

Made 2/3 of the main characters in Hero Forge. Both use armour to keep their identities secret, and both have functionally the same secret, and both would be in lesbians with the other if they knew the other was a lady Knight, too.

digital mini figs showing two knights in battle. One with black armour, and a sword and shield. The other as polished silver armour and wields a spear

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Sam'ika @goddessammi.itch.io · 18/02/2026

Started setting up a solitaire spread. I, uh, think I might be doing this wrong

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