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Chicago’s Jepsie

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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 12h
Watching the Apothecary Diaries and I really love this lady. She better not become evil because I’m stanning her so hard
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah well I’m on #32
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Despite the annoyance of Ocarina of Time’s Water Temple, it is one of the best designed / well thought out dungeons ever. In this essay, I….
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
YAYYYY first day of my new, permanent schedule at normal people working hours. I love being a boring 7a-3p worker. (I’m really excited, this isn’t sarcasm)
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She specifically made this song for my wedding I think
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Growth is very bittersweet bc a long time friend of mine keeps talking about their situationship and all the mind games he puts her through, and I just sit there like, oh it’s my turn to be the one to share the wisdom I learned from my situationship from 7 years ago.
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had the cutest little Sunday with my parents 🙂
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ Samwell Tarly
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most recent is a mango magarita cutwater
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You did not need to use this pic for this LMAO
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Local gay man gets haircut and poses with a goofy face to share his haircut with the world
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watched Kakegurui and honestly; i don’t think there’s a character who has a face card or personality as lethal as Kirari This girl takes gambling to whole new level AND she’s fierce while doing it
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Currently watching youtube videos about the dungeon design / lore of the Forest Temple
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m so excited to see this in the remaster 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ The greatest dungeon of all time
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When someone tells me to try to have a good day; and then I put this masterpiece on. I’ll end the day SOBBING
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should bring back writing love letters. The act of getting a love letter is one of my favorite romance gestures in movies!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two more days of this ungodly work situation and I can finally just be a boring 7-3 worker (the dream tbh)
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i'm da fagonator @fagonator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kelelanators lemme hear y'all make some noise!!! @goddamnsam.bsky.social
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But NOT rabies
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BATTLE IS WON!!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I MUST see Rochelle Jordan live at least once in my life; I just know her show is life changing for the best
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jocktober submission 2 years of nude modeling taught me a thing or two 😉
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But it also hit me; I GET TO SEE KELELA WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER TOMORROW YIPPEEEE
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of those mornings where I’m just in bed listening to You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love, just silently yearning 😶 She can’t keep getting away with this heart shattering music!!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cannot stop thinking about Audrey Hobert, like she really intrigues me because her music videos are actually so interesting to watch; but idk how I feel about the music
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever been as happy as I was when I was in a club, high as hell, dancing to 2 On. Tinashe really makes music I’ll be listening to when I’m like 80
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Undecided on Belly Up tonight; but if they play good pop dance music i’d be there in a heartbeat
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sammy’s top songs from each album Emotional Junglist - Dance With Me 2Nite Day and Night - Soft Popstar - Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore YSPSFAGSIL - expectations Music, Fashion, Film - Camera and Persona (i can’t decide; theyre both amazing) Luck or something - Adult Size Medium TLOAS - off
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kind of at the top of the ladder at my company’s quality department; and none of this is as cool as it sounds 🫩
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sammy’s top 5 charted albums of the year 1. Emotional Junglist - Nia Archives 2. Day and Night - Carly 3. Popstar - Tinashe 4. You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love - Olivia 5. Music, Fashion, Film - Charli XCX HM: Luck… or something - Hillary Duff Poopoo: Life of a showgirl deluxe - TS
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk why but I’m feeling so anxious over the Nutty Putty Cave incident and its crazy because I will NEVER be in that situation ever bc you could not pay me to ever cave dive
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the worst mood ever; but here’s a random pic of my chest and belly idk
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need anything; let me know :) feel better friend 🫶🏼
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We must bring back shame
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me bc y’all hate me and encouraged me to watch it
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need a slutty costume idea because my current ideas for my sfw costume don’t translate to a NSFW version (Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey)
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here’s a random video of me silently opening my new vinyl; don’t judge me I’m really excited; I’m just sleepy
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanted to make a playlist of all the songs I like from Carly’s albums; I ended up adding all the songs any ways; so it’s really just a Carly entire discography playlist
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whatever Carly Rae put into Versailles, I need an endless amount of it please
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KELELA CONCERT IN A WEEK AND A HALF YIPPEE
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just really have a feeling 2027 is the year Rihanna surprise drops a new album; like idk I have an inkling
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m finally gonna go back to normal working hours permanently and I’m so excited!! I’m never leaving my job now 🙂‍↔️
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok i can’t lie Pink Clouding actually does kinda hit, the other 3, nope
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite bit currently is claiming one of my best friends is a Rachel Platten super fan
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Games that shaped me My9games.net Hamtaro being such a random pull, but like that game awoken my love for romance 😭
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who wants to get high with me and play Elden Ring? I will only yap about the lore when I’m not nonverbal
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbh same
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way you can come up with the most appealing hotbars and still question them 😭
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stupid song and The Peace also being in my top 5!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YAYYY TY
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