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Chicago’s Jepsie

@goddamnsam.bsky.social
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 3h
Kind of at the top of the ladder at my company’s quality department; and none of this is as cool as it sounds 🫩
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sammy’s top 5 charted albums of the year 1. Emotional Junglist - Nia Archives 2. Day and Night - Carly 3. Popstar - Tinashe 4. You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love - Olivia 5. Music, Fashion, Film - Charli XCX HM: Luck… or something - Hillary Duff Poopoo: Life of a showgirl deluxe - TS
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk why but I’m feeling so anxious over the Nutty Putty Cave incident and its crazy because I will NEVER be in that situation ever bc you could not pay me to ever cave dive
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the worst mood ever; but here’s a random pic of my chest and belly idk
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need a slutty costume idea because my current ideas for my sfw costume don’t translate to a NSFW version (Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey)
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here’s a random video of me silently opening my new vinyl; don’t judge me I’m really excited; I’m just sleepy
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanted to make a playlist of all the songs I like from Carly’s albums; I ended up adding all the songs any ways; so it’s really just a Carly entire discography playlist
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whatever Carly Rae put into Versailles, I need an endless amount of it please
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KELELA CONCERT IN A WEEK AND A HALF YIPPEE
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just really have a feeling 2027 is the year Rihanna surprise drops a new album; like idk I have an inkling
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m finally gonna go back to normal working hours permanently and I’m so excited!! I’m never leaving my job now 🙂‍↔️
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok i can’t lie Pink Clouding actually does kinda hit, the other 3, nope
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite bit currently is claiming one of my best friends is a Rachel Platten super fan
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Games that shaped me My9games.net Hamtaro being such a random pull, but like that game awoken my love for romance 😭
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who wants to get high with me and play Elden Ring? I will only yap about the lore when I’m not nonverbal
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbh same
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I GOT THE NEWS I WANTED AND IM SO EXCITED
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All Austin bears move to Chicago eventually; like idk its one of the laws of physics
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: local gay Chicagoan named Sammy listening to Day and Night for the 626264926262839264918163th time.
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did this with another group of friends and it felt so natural
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working in quality is so chill and easy if you follow the rules. But the moment you climb the ladder omg it becomes so cutthroat. It’s a field for politicians in science unfortunately
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friend’s bday party is today and the theme is Tea Party, girl HUH!!!! I’m just gonna hope pastels fit that theme.
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Soft by Carly Rae Jepsen has me feeling like this. The last time I experienced this; was supernatural by Ariana Grande 😵‍💫
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just finished watching Finding Emily and it may be my favorite romance movie of all time
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when ppl used to play Overwatch? What a wild time in 2016
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high right now and literally ASCENDING listening to Day and Night
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is my fav off the new Carly album. The yearner in me got so happy when I heard it
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok Carly was an amazing album. Time for After’s debut album!! First note, the opener’s first 6 seconds sound like Majora’s Mask music
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not now Baby, I’m busy
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I literally have not checked my insta in like 2 days am I FREE?
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i'm da fagonator @fagonator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we have got to bring back shame. no more being unapologetic! some of you should be apologizing!!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Work’s been driving me up a wall because I am waiting for a decision to be made from my boss and I just keep wanting to seclude myself until I get the answer. Omgggg i hate this feeling
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some of you are very pathetic trying to say Ed Sheeran isn’t a villain. Admitting you want to stay “neutral” to war crimes against a group of defenseless people, that have had all their rights stripped from them, is actually villainous and inhumane. And you think I should feel for him? BFFR.
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How are you gonna say one of the approaches is “peace”? What fucking world are you living in if you think there is ANY peace in our current state of the world?
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coworkers telling me I make their days with my silly little dances 🥺
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am quite literally a huge fan of this tarot lady on Tiktok named SWAGTAROT
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love getting my red beard complimented on!!!
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Need to go to a dance club and hear this played. You could not physically remove me from the dance floor if this comes on!! youtu.be/W84RY7F50Sg?...
youtu.be
Carly Rae Jepsen - Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor (Late Night Version)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My fav thing to do when I get high with friends is when I start feeling the high, i just turn to them and go “hiiiii” and they know I’m high
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Biggest pet peeve of elder scrolls oblivion is how impossible it is to find Master grade Alchemy tools 😔
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bestie said this was their favorite meme; idk y’all I had to dig so deep in the memory banks to remember this one. But yes they’re also a boomer
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok imagine; it’s Belly Up; you see me in the Hole, on the dance floor. I’m doing the Club Penguin dance
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Charlie Kirk was killed a year ago today”
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Age of Calamity Definitive Edition; when that couldve been revealed yesterday; um hello?
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work trying to teach me how to use chatgpt, in what world would I need that shit for testing chemicals??? And if any chemist tries answering this question; I’ll view you automatically as a loser anyways so I won’t listen
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh ok, that’s it?
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is literally me reliving this game as 5 year old me 🥹 This is gorgeous
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who’s taking me on a date April 30th 2027 to see Legend of Zelda movie? You’ll have my hand in marriage
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also do not ask me about Star Fox, I do not care.
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Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ZELDA DIRECT IN 10 MINS
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