Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 3hKind of at the top of the ladder at my company’s quality department; and none of this is as cool as it sounds 010
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sammy’s top 5 charted albums of the year 1. Emotional Junglist - Nia Archives 2. Day and Night - Carly 3. Popstar - Tinashe 4. You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love - Olivia 5. Music, Fashion, Film - Charli XCX HM: Luck… or something - Hillary Duff Poopoo: Life of a showgirl deluxe - TS 020
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Idk why but I’m feeling so anxious over the Nutty Putty Cave incident and its crazy because I will NEVER be in that situation ever bc you could not pay me to ever cave dive 010
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In the worst mood ever; but here’s a random pic of my chest and belly idk 1220
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Need a slutty costume idea because my current ideas for my sfw costume don’t translate to a NSFW version (Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey) 020
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here’s a random video of me silently opening my new vinyl; don’t judge me I’m really excited; I’m just sleepy 2110
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wanted to make a playlist of all the songs I like from Carly’s albums; I ended up adding all the songs any ways; so it’s really just a Carly entire discography playlist 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whatever Carly Rae put into Versailles, I need an endless amount of it please 010
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just really have a feeling 2027 is the year Rihanna surprise drops a new album; like idk I have an inkling 210
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m finally gonna go back to normal working hours permanently and I’m so excited!! I’m never leaving my job now 🙂↔️ 070
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok i can’t lie Pink Clouding actually does kinda hit, the other 3, nope 000
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My favorite bit currently is claiming one of my best friends is a Rachel Platten super fan 000
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Games that shaped me My9games.net Hamtaro being such a random pull, but like that game awoken my love for romance 😭 270
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who wants to get high with me and play Elden Ring? I will only yap about the lore when I’m not nonverbal 020
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All Austin bears move to Chicago eventually; like idk its one of the laws of physics 230
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: local gay Chicagoan named Sammy listening to Day and Night for the 626264926262839264918163th time. 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026did this with another group of friends and it felt so natural 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Working in quality is so chill and easy if you follow the rules. But the moment you climb the ladder omg it becomes so cutthroat. It’s a field for politicians in science unfortunately 021
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Friend’s bday party is today and the theme is Tea Party, girl HUH!!!! I’m just gonna hope pastels fit that theme. 020
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Soft by Carly Rae Jepsen has me feeling like this. The last time I experienced this; was supernatural by Ariana Grande 😵💫 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just finished watching Finding Emily and it may be my favorite romance movie of all time 000
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember when ppl used to play Overwatch? What a wild time in 2016 001
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high right now and literally ASCENDING listening to Day and Night 070
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is my fav off the new Carly album. The yearner in me got so happy when I heard it 1100
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ok Carly was an amazing album. Time for After’s debut album!! First note, the opener’s first 6 seconds sound like Majora’s Mask music 131
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I literally have not checked my insta in like 2 days am I FREE? 040
Reposted by Chicago’s Jepsiei'm da fagonator @fagonator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we have got to bring back shame. no more being unapologetic! some of you should be apologizing!!! 071
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Work’s been driving me up a wall because I am waiting for a decision to be made from my boss and I just keep wanting to seclude myself until I get the answer. Omgggg i hate this feeling 140
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Some of you are very pathetic trying to say Ed Sheeran isn’t a villain. Admitting you want to stay “neutral” to war crimes against a group of defenseless people, that have had all their rights stripped from them, is actually villainous and inhumane. And you think I should feel for him? BFFR. 130
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How are you gonna say one of the approaches is “peace”? What fucking world are you living in if you think there is ANY peace in our current state of the world? 020
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Coworkers telling me I make their days with my silly little dances 🥺 060
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am quite literally a huge fan of this tarot lady on Tiktok named SWAGTAROT 000
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love getting my red beard complimented on!!! 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Need to go to a dance club and hear this played. You could not physically remove me from the dance floor if this comes on!! youtu.be/W84RY7F50Sg?...youtu.beCarly Rae Jepsen - Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor (Late Night Version)YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My fav thing to do when I get high with friends is when I start feeling the high, i just turn to them and go “hiiiii” and they know I’m high 070
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Biggest pet peeve of elder scrolls oblivion is how impossible it is to find Master grade Alchemy tools 😔 100
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bestie said this was their favorite meme; idk y’all I had to dig so deep in the memory banks to remember this one. But yes they’re also a boomer 030
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ok imagine; it’s Belly Up; you see me in the Hole, on the dance floor. I’m doing the Club Penguin dance 061
Reposted by Chicago’s Jepsieaaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Charlie Kirk was killed a year ago today” 511221
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Age of Calamity Definitive Edition; when that couldve been revealed yesterday; um hello? 210
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Work trying to teach me how to use chatgpt, in what world would I need that shit for testing chemicals??? And if any chemist tries answering this question; I’ll view you automatically as a loser anyways so I won’t listen 080
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is literally me reliving this game as 5 year old me 🥹 This is gorgeous 130
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Who’s taking me on a date April 30th 2027 to see Legend of Zelda movie? You’ll have my hand in marriage 160
Chicago’s Jepsie @goddamnsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Also do not ask me about Star Fox, I do not care. 000