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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wait is seteth's daughter actually comatose. that's really funny. character made in a lab for me to throw against a wall
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yes i'm playing cai's path after a week of not touching this game. it's become fun to start one of these and see a cool cutscene and know it will not pay off
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cai you're so different. you just have a certain grace in how you do things. it must be your pale, waifish mother
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"but it's fire emblem. it's not like anyone expects fire emblem to have great writing" i can expect anything that costs this much money to have great writing
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's not like i have any particular love for japanese voice acting. it's just that american anime dubs make me insane with mourning. i can see a better world and it will never exist
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look i think fabio's actor gave the best performance of the english cast that i've heard but the bar is quite low
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is it actually the best voice acting you've ever heard or is the guy just yelling a lot "it's good voice acting sir"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's very funny to start with dietrich, who is unable to recruit seteth, and every time i see him he's like "i'm watching you, you better act right" and then i recruit him on a different path and he absolutely fucking sucks. what are you gonna do man. your ass is getting one-shotted by a mean look
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the more i think about dagda's cauldron the funnier it gets. tales of arise poor-people-goop-ass plot point
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but i don't know. it's a little more of a fun toy. maybe i'm coping
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every cutscene is theodora or bertrand crossing their arms and brooding about the tragedies of war (which all occur offscreen) while dietrich stands off to the side going "that sounds really fucking sick"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
part 2 is about as raw fire emblem as it gets for many reasons. that is both good and bad. there's less bullshit but the story is truly nothing. somehow palpatine returned
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you go up to a little bird and traumadump on it and get upset when it chirps. fuck you
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i stopped doing bird time like 5 hours into the game btw. i do not give a Shitt
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ooh boy, im going to make some dagda stewww today
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know what. i started skipping cutscenes in part 2 and i'm almost enjoying myself
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finished leda p1 and it was abysmal dogshit. i'm sorry. i don't want to say these things. if it were a more fun toy i would nail myself to the cross with it, as i do with fates, which is supremely fun abysmal dogshit. but because it is kind of a middling toy i cannot forgive the story for being bad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
turns out i actually did miss a cutscene you have to happen to be in dagsion the day of and notice a faintly glowing spot on your map in order to not miss. it's good for games to have secrets. usually they're not absolutely vital for what happens in the main story to make any sense
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tangentially, i've heard a lot of praise for this game's ambition but i can't really commend it for that if it doesn't execute its ambitions well. any game of this scope making it to release is a miracle, but seeing how much needed to be compromised on is like. maybe it could have just been smaller
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure why that nintendo direct suggested hopping around routes in parallel. i did that with leda and dietrich but didn't realize that completing one route would not confer bonuses to the in-progress one. like yeah i'm sure that's difficult to account for but then why encourage me to play this way
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
smash broter :)
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok well i got my wish and the game is much harder in part 2 except that means every map is a slog the size of texas with 30 waves of double health bar reinforcements
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i. might. have to start skipping cutscenes
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bad guy, dying: and here's why i did it! mu: so that's why he did it. buccar: he did it for that reason... sirocco: it seems that was his motivation. bad guy, still alive: ughh... that's why i did it. olympia: that's why he did it! everyone standing in a circle 5 minutes later: but why did he do it?
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me when a dragon tears through my fortress with fire breath, killing thousands instantly: "he's got us trapped like frickin' rats!"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am familiar with the realities of game localization which is why when i see dialogue this lousy come out of a company with nintendo's resources i become sad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sirocco: i'm sorry, do you truly believe i wish to be partnered with my lady? sirocco, the first time he appears in a room with his lady: good morrow! wouldst thou fuck?
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"victory for the chained"? is that bertrand's theme? the one that sounds like a tales of legendia song. the angel on my shoulder is telling me "don't say that shit"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really like (what i believe is) bertrand's theme. i set it as the default skirmish song for leda without considering the implications, demonstrating about as much care as the scenario writers
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao. btw really funny thing i just learned is that this reveal can happen offscreen. you can be scrolling through the support menu and she's just like that with no explanation. beautifully interwoven narrative
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also i'm over orchel. you used to be cute. put that shit back on Now
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I Don't Support Women's Wrongs When the Women Have to Be Written Stupid to Make the Plot Work
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on that note, i did see fabio and dietrich's a support and it was like a passing raincloud in the desert. they really broke glass in case of emergency with those guys
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah, the realization that there are not two but Three parts took the wind out of my sails. the part 1 stories could be so much more streamlined too. but alas, Big Game Good
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's so tedious. it's so many chores. the dialogue is so bad. the story is so massive and i do not care about it. i'm really feeling the despair now that i'm playing a route without the insane gay people to take the edge off
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don't know if i am going to make it to the end of this game. it is the primary reason i bought a switch 2. i promised myself i would never let my heart be broken by a video game again, but they called me in for one last job
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is how i have to entertain myself. i poked my head into part 2 for one chapter and it was so boring it nearly killed me
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bananaaaaaaaa flamma
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i could fix her. just take off the pauldrons. and the necklace. and let's do something about your hair honey
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
leda's design is so cute. i love to see her run around. on the other hand, olympia's design is quite bad,
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[after watching olympia/buccar c support] okay maybe the powerpoint didn't get to that slide
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
buccar turning to the camera like "hmm, but he has a serious side" yeah no fuck!! every sleazy anime womanizer has a serious side!! at least sylvain had the decency not to also be my youth group chaperone
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i picked up with leda's route and remembered why i hopped off: i cannot stand sirocco. i wish classic mode mattered so i could kill him in real life
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
game too damn big
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i finished dietrich's part 1. i dunno, man. engage was a significantly more fun toy and story/character-wise i'm feeling worse about this game than 3 houses (which i wasn't crazy about). fabio is pretty good and will rightfully get reams of fanfiction on ao3, but i need more juice than this
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm trying not to harp on the story too much because i'm here for "fun toy" but that cutscene after dietrich's chapter 11 battle was so bad it was genuinely bewildering. i thought i skipped a scene by mistake. what on earth happened there
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "Skip clash" button doesn't work 70% of the time because the auto-battle A.I. Will always make the worst decisions when left on its own. But that's okay because I just spit my drink laughing at the result
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i switched to hard mode part of the way into dietrich's route and one paralogue was a pain in my ass but for the most part the game still feels quite easy. i find that i am very rarely punished. i can park my flier right next to an archer and they will still go for my King Motherfucker instead
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can i say something. i think live2d looks bad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
actually esmeralda is completely busted. nevermind
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