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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 19h
it's very funny to start with dietrich, who is unable to recruit seteth, and every time i see him he's like "i'm watching you, you better act right" and then i recruit him on a different path and he absolutely fucking sucks. what are you gonna do man. your ass is getting one-shotted by a mean look
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 19h
the more i think about dagda's cauldron the funnier it gets. tales of arise poor-people-goop-ass plot point
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
part 2 is about as raw fire emblem as it gets for many reasons. that is both good and bad. there's less bullshit but the story is truly nothing. somehow palpatine returned
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i stopped doing bird time like 5 hours into the game btw. i do not give a Shitt
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ooh boy, im going to make some dagda stewww today
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know what. i started skipping cutscenes in part 2 and i'm almost enjoying myself
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finished leda p1 and it was abysmal dogshit. i'm sorry. i don't want to say these things. if it were a more fun toy i would nail myself to the cross with it, as i do with fates, which is supremely fun abysmal dogshit. but because it is kind of a middling toy i cannot forgive the story for being bad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
turns out i actually did miss a cutscene you have to happen to be in dagsion the day of and notice a faintly glowing spot on your map in order to not miss. it's good for games to have secrets. usually they're not absolutely vital for what happens in the main story to make any sense
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure why that nintendo direct suggested hopping around routes in parallel. i did that with leda and dietrich but didn't realize that completing one route would not confer bonuses to the in-progress one. like yeah i'm sure that's difficult to account for but then why encourage me to play this way
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok well i got my wish and the game is much harder in part 2 except that means every map is a slog the size of texas with 30 waves of double health bar reinforcements
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bad guy, dying: and here's why i did it! mu: so that's why he did it. buccar: he did it for that reason... sirocco: it seems that was his motivation. bad guy, still alive: ughh... that's why i did it. olympia: that's why he did it! everyone standing in a circle 5 minutes later: but why did he do it?
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me when a dragon tears through my fortress with fire breath, killing thousands instantly: "he's got us trapped like frickin' rats!"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am familiar with the realities of game localization which is why when i see dialogue this lousy come out of a company with nintendo's resources i become sad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sirocco: i'm sorry, do you truly believe i wish to be partnered with my lady? sirocco, the first time he appears in a room with his lady: good morrow! wouldst thou fuck?
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really like (what i believe is) bertrand's theme. i set it as the default skirmish song for leda without considering the implications, demonstrating about as much care as the scenario writers
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also i'm over orchel. you used to be cute. put that shit back on Now
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I Don't Support Women's Wrongs When the Women Have to Be Written Stupid to Make the Plot Work
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don't know if i am going to make it to the end of this game. it is the primary reason i bought a switch 2. i promised myself i would never let my heart be broken by a video game again, but they called me in for one last job
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bananaaaaaaaa flamma
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
leda's design is so cute. i love to see her run around. on the other hand, olympia's design is quite bad,
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[after watching olympia/buccar c support] okay maybe the powerpoint didn't get to that slide
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i picked up with leda's route and remembered why i hopped off: i cannot stand sirocco. i wish classic mode mattered so i could kill him in real life
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i finished dietrich's part 1. i dunno, man. engage was a significantly more fun toy and story/character-wise i'm feeling worse about this game than 3 houses (which i wasn't crazy about). fabio is pretty good and will rightfully get reams of fanfiction on ao3, but i need more juice than this
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm trying not to harp on the story too much because i'm here for "fun toy" but that cutscene after dietrich's chapter 11 battle was so bad it was genuinely bewildering. i thought i skipped a scene by mistake. what on earth happened there
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "Skip clash" button doesn't work 70% of the time because the auto-battle A.I. Will always make the worst decisions when left on its own. But that's okay because I just spit my drink laughing at the result
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i switched to hard mode part of the way into dietrich's route and one paralogue was a pain in my ass but for the most part the game still feels quite easy. i find that i am very rarely punished. i can park my flier right next to an archer and they will still go for my King Motherfucker instead
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can i say something. i think live2d looks bad
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fabio is my best unit and mikaela is my worst. it's so sad. game will not let me support women
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seteth is such a fucking loser. i love him. i wish this game still had romance so he could hold my head like a footlong again
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the music in this game is fine but i really don't care for the hub world music. the main melody is quite boring. you wish you were the ocean's gray waves
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i thought "maybe i'm being too hard on the dub" so i switched and immediately got hit with an american saying "you lot" in a very strained deep voice. i cannot do this
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the fabio discourse is going to be crazy. godspeed kids
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the game is becoming more fun toy but i'm still frustrated by various things. i will never enjoy running around a big bloated hub world in a fire emblem game. i will never understand it
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I Gave You My Kiss of the Underworld Please Respond
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at last the seeds of diversity training from 2020 have yielded their harvest in a game with more black people than the entirety of nintendo's catalog
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dietrich is so funny because he's a completely average bishonen but everyone in the game including men who look basically the same as him keep going "oh my god that's the most beautiful man to ever exist"
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tag somebody who's always talking about his gae bolg and puissance
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i never feel more strongly like i am playing engage again than when some new candy-colored midboss appears on my screen to say some bull shit
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it really is not a great sign when the very second dungeon clash tells you how to turn on autobattle and skip every single one with no consequences
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i need this game to become about 50x more "fun toy" right now. you promised. you promised. you promised
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im an advocate for unique fonts in video games but it is impossible to read the number 1 in fefw as anything but a J. watch out leda you're at JO health
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nintendo honey? sweetie? babie? can you please just bring me to a start menu when i start up your video game so i can change the voice language before i have to watch 5 minutes of cutscenes ?
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why is "millennial writing" joss whedon and not like tim & eric
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
debase himself. just like a ba loon
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
layton bros came out in 2012. my goat has been washed for 14 years. nothing can let me down anymore
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
curious to know who at atlus thought giving teddie a flatter vocal performance would fix him. is he really going to just sound like A Guy while he's sayin all that shit
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the voice acting actually made me laugh out loud. what are we doing here. why is this the best world we can imagine
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
every part of this presentation feels like parody. i wish so badly that e3 still existed so it could be live on a stage
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nintendo fire that man. nintendo call that man in for a performance review
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gugu @godclown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
new penny arcade zelda comic for the 40th anniversary or we riot
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