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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 3h
Someone found a big pillow to be a lean-to shelter and settled in to be the coziest girl in the entire world on my bed for like five hours today
A photo of a black cat laying on her side in a pile of multiple blankets, with a pillow leaning over her as a tent.The same cat, eyes half closed, with one ear folded inside out.
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 4h
Piece available for purchase. ko-fi.com/s/20a9a70c88
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love it or leave it — Mixed Media Wall Art - iodhadh's Ko-fi Shop
The mold was already there and growing before you were, and it'll be there long after you leave. A mixed media painting with sculptural and found ele...
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 4h
How do you feel about mold? How do you feel about the place you grew up? Did it take care of you? Did they want you?
A map of Louisiana Arkansas, and Mississippi that's bordered by painted and sculpted mold, with more mold forming the words, "they told me love it or leave it and I did."
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 8h
What the fuck
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mom does mostly eclectic artistic work to hang, not actually clothes, so the stuff that doesn't work for anything else works for her
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The one I got her last year, I think there were a few days she got a fat quarter, but most days were "here's a couple patches worth of interesting patterned off-cuts/a handful of fixtures/several small pieces of lace/an embroidered handkerchief", for the kind of scale
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've got a month and a half before it has to be in my mom's hands, so if you wanted to poke around, I've got some time
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you want an excuse to go around to thrift stores and shit looking for odds and ends? Cause I can give you that excuse.
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Any textile people I know in the states wanna assemble my mom an advent calendar for money?
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The problem is I could assemble this myself, and shipping it internationally would like double the price of it, so I'm trying my best to find stuff that's shipping within the states, which means slogging through all the AI bullshit on Etsy these days, and and and
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last year, I managed to find my mom a perfect advent calendar, that was a "slow stitch" pile of like small cuts of interesting fabric, vintage embroidery and lace, thread and floss, notions, just a whole bunch of stuff, and I was hoping that shop would be selling them again this year, but alas
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems like the natural environment for such a thing
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're getting dinner at a fancy Southern fusion place for Jared's belated birthday, and I am shocked to see country captain on the menu like... Anywhere Even I've never eaten country captain
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't see a problem
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I struggle to communicate my feelings and affection to other people and find myself isolating myself in my work and hobbies instead of engaging with those I love." Boring, wordy, too self-aware, not actionable "I have to finish the hat." I have to finish the hat
Screenshot of Mandy Patinkin as Georges Seurat with the caption, "I have to finish the hat."
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made Ariel and our roommate watch Sunday in the Park with George over dinner, and I started crying at Children and Art, and I did not stop until the musical did
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resafandrab.bsky.social @resafandrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crashing today, so here's a tiny collage made from the free business magazine I grabbed at the wedding venue yesterday
A small collage of some tentacles holding a cake and sprinkles, surprised by plants, with a paper airplane flying away in the background.
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing the dishes and dancing to my headphones at 3am, cause I had two (2) drinks six hours ago and can't sleep, and our roommate who has a 1.5 hour commute and likes to be early to work walks into the kitchen, and we just look at each other like we were both caught doing something wrong
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God, your parents (and also your goth friends) are so cool
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think there are too many weddings that are clearly designed for the audience or society or someone's parents or something, and more weddings should be just incredibly built for an audience of exactly and exclusively the people getting married
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Extended family only allowed if you could also accurately describe them as friends. And then you're just inviting friends
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah hell yeah!!!
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Including the couple getting married, who were forced by family politics to invite her
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Notice that she did not really try to talk to me again
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This woman is obnoxiously heterosexual and everyone was hoping she wasn't going to come
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Other than fucking with obnoxious relatives, the wedding was very beautiful and very like, it was one of those things where it was perfectly suited to who the couple are as people, which is lovely to see
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, my parents can't come visit us, because my brother's disabled in ways that make travel impossible. :) Yeah, he's twenty, and there's no end point where he moves out and my parents can travel. :) Do your eyes glaze over if I say "oxygen deprivation in utero"?
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't been to the states since I moved to Canada, because of the political situation. :) There's actually a case ongoing in my home state because of a very public transphobic assault on two trans people. :) ICE has a holding facility in my hometown. :)
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normally, part of being polite is all dodging topics that may be too much of a downer for the venue, but if Jared's most obnoxious aunt is gonna start a conversation with "how often do you travel to see your family in the States?" I will just answer honestly
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Writing five paragraphs about Walt Whitman in the comments on my own VN
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Very Goopy Movie
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not strong enough to call anxiety, but I am like, aware in the moment when I'm just running the water for nothing and probably shouldn't be, but then I keep doing it
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I give my isopods kitchen scraps, and a piece of carrot I have them has sprouted. Bioactive tank time
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can do it!
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Padda @vargur.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
the nykur (or nennir) is a horse that pulls people into lakes - print I made for a small market event locally last year
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Definitely don't have enough stockpot. No such thing as too much soup
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You've heard of big and small internet, but I'm pioneering a new technique I call left and right internet, where I just have two browser windows open with mostly the same tabs in both of them No, I don't have two monitors
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am going to calm down and slow down making stuff now. I am not going to immediately turn around and make a fourth game. I'm gonna take a fucking break and not burn myself out on a new medium.
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making some calls asap
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd eat the hell out of that
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That sounds good as hell tbh
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A collection of photos and notes from the end of the world. The end of part of the world. The end of my world. The start of something. A short (~1000 word) linear VN about flooding. Full content warnings on the Itch page.
goblinpassword.itch.io
Record of the End of One Corner of the World by Alex Goblinpassword
When the waters came
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dry or no rinse shampoo for while you can't really wash your hair
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God what the fuck
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I'm several years late to this, but goddamn Severance is a stylishly shot show. And also, I would kill for Irving
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A key ingredient in any soup is intentionality
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you! I love to sculpt a mushroom
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all sculpted on top of an MRI image of my own brain, cause I'm like that
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you wanna see Adelaide's birthday presents before they do... you know where to find me..........
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