Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 3hSomeone found a big pillow to be a lean-to shelter and settled in to be the coziest girl in the entire world on my bed for like five hours today 050
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 4hPiece available for purchase. ko-fi.com/s/20a9a70c88ko-fi.comlove it or leave it — Mixed Media Wall Art - iodhadh's Ko-fi ShopThe mold was already there and growing before you were, and it'll be there long after you leave. A mixed media painting with sculptural and found ele... 030
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 4hHow do you feel about mold? How do you feel about the place you grew up? Did it take care of you? Did they want you? 153
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mom does mostly eclectic artistic work to hang, not actually clothes, so the stuff that doesn't work for anything else works for her 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The one I got her last year, I think there were a few days she got a fat quarter, but most days were "here's a couple patches worth of interesting patterned off-cuts/a handful of fixtures/several small pieces of lace/an embroidered handkerchief", for the kind of scale 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've got a month and a half before it has to be in my mom's hands, so if you wanted to poke around, I've got some time 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you want an excuse to go around to thrift stores and shit looking for odds and ends? Cause I can give you that excuse. 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Any textile people I know in the states wanna assemble my mom an advent calendar for money? 130
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The problem is I could assemble this myself, and shipping it internationally would like double the price of it, so I'm trying my best to find stuff that's shipping within the states, which means slogging through all the AI bullshit on Etsy these days, and and and 130
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Last year, I managed to find my mom a perfect advent calendar, that was a "slow stitch" pile of like small cuts of interesting fabric, vintage embroidery and lace, thread and floss, notions, just a whole bunch of stuff, and I was hoping that shop would be selling them again this year, but alas 130
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seems like the natural environment for such a thing 150
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We're getting dinner at a fancy Southern fusion place for Jared's belated birthday, and I am shocked to see country captain on the menu like... Anywhere Even I've never eaten country captain 050
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I struggle to communicate my feelings and affection to other people and find myself isolating myself in my work and hobbies instead of engaging with those I love." Boring, wordy, too self-aware, not actionable "I have to finish the hat." I have to finish the hat 141
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Made Ariel and our roommate watch Sunday in the Park with George over dinner, and I started crying at Children and Art, and I did not stop until the musical did 130
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Crashing today, so here's a tiny collage made from the free business magazine I grabbed at the wedding venue yesterday 080
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Doing the dishes and dancing to my headphones at 3am, cause I had two (2) drinks six hours ago and can't sleep, and our roommate who has a 1.5 hour commute and likes to be early to work walks into the kitchen, and we just look at each other like we were both caught doing something wrong 060
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026God, your parents (and also your goth friends) are so cool 030
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think there are too many weddings that are clearly designed for the audience or society or someone's parents or something, and more weddings should be just incredibly built for an audience of exactly and exclusively the people getting married 170
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Extended family only allowed if you could also accurately describe them as friends. And then you're just inviting friends 040
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Including the couple getting married, who were forced by family politics to invite her 140
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Notice that she did not really try to talk to me again 140
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This woman is obnoxiously heterosexual and everyone was hoping she wasn't going to come 240
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Other than fucking with obnoxious relatives, the wedding was very beautiful and very like, it was one of those things where it was perfectly suited to who the couple are as people, which is lovely to see 170
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, my parents can't come visit us, because my brother's disabled in ways that make travel impossible. :) Yeah, he's twenty, and there's no end point where he moves out and my parents can travel. :) Do your eyes glaze over if I say "oxygen deprivation in utero"? 260
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I haven't been to the states since I moved to Canada, because of the political situation. :) There's actually a case ongoing in my home state because of a very public transphobic assault on two trans people. :) ICE has a holding facility in my hometown. :) 160
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Normally, part of being polite is all dodging topics that may be too much of a downer for the venue, but if Jared's most obnoxious aunt is gonna start a conversation with "how often do you travel to see your family in the States?" I will just answer honestly 360
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Writing five paragraphs about Walt Whitman in the comments on my own VN 070
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not strong enough to call anxiety, but I am like, aware in the moment when I'm just running the water for nothing and probably shouldn't be, but then I keep doing it 030
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I give my isopods kitchen scraps, and a piece of carrot I have them has sprouted. Bioactive tank time 071
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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Definitely don't have enough stockpot. No such thing as too much soup 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You've heard of big and small internet, but I'm pioneering a new technique I call left and right internet, where I just have two browser windows open with mostly the same tabs in both of them No, I don't have two monitors 040
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am going to calm down and slow down making stuff now. I am not going to immediately turn around and make a fourth game. I'm gonna take a fucking break and not burn myself out on a new medium. 050
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd eat the hell out of that 110
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That sounds good as hell tbh 110
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A collection of photos and notes from the end of the world. The end of part of the world. The end of my world. The start of something. A short (~1000 word) linear VN about flooding. Full content warnings on the Itch page.goblinpassword.itch.ioRecord of the End of One Corner of the World by Alex GoblinpasswordWhen the waters came 044
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dry or no rinse shampoo for while you can't really wash your hair 120
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know I'm several years late to this, but goddamn Severance is a stylishly shot show. And also, I would kill for Irving 070
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A key ingredient in any soup is intentionality 091
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you! I love to sculpt a mushroom 030
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is all sculpted on top of an MRI image of my own brain, cause I'm like that 050
Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you wanna see Adelaide's birthday presents before they do... you know where to find me.......... 060