iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i wish they still did that. i am soooo hungary

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

when the farmer first moved in they would bring me pizzas twice a week. i think they were trying to fatten me up,,,

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

oh! so you're not from here either?

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

look it was a massive bee and some kind of dinosaur thing and i didn't really think they were things that could exist. so maybe i could've been!!!

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

oh. okay i don't want to do that. i don't want to touch your pee.

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

they kept telling me i was... :( i think he thought i was wasting his time

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

oh you pipi'd on the floor and not pupu'd.

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i went to the doctors and i am 👆NOT boypregonate

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i don't like what you just said. you make it sound like you just took a dump on the floor

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

sometimes when im bored at work i submerge my coworker shane in tar and he gets mad as fuuuuck

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

|| never fear brother. gooner together strong

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Guys sebastian texted me and said i have W wobblemeat what does that mean

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

|| don't worry brother i see it. that shit wobbles like slime its kinda crazy

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i called mein mama and she picked me up. i feel ok now

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i wads oiteraly juwt born in a wet carborbox all aloane(

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

ooogh i,m so o ioo oregnwnt admnd poisoned from veming,

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i thinkes the venom js getting to me,

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

ooh okay. sorry. i don't know what girl bees look like.

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

‼️ oh! [ leaning in to look at it. poke. ] woah...

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i don't know... were you ever pregnant or is that bee guy lying...

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

you should become a superhero. i think that'd be fun!

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

oooogh my god you owe me 18 years of child support oooooohhhhhh

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i assumed you just fell into a similar kind of toxic waste and became some kind of bee thing. like from my comics...

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

ooogh my god its that pervert's fault. he splooged on me and it went through my clothes and absorbed into my skin and now i'm boypreggers. :(

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

SHE'LL HAVE TO DRIVE ME TO THE ABORTION CLINIC IN ZUZU CITYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUCK MY LIIIIIFE

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

yeah he fell in some toxic waste and it turned him into some kind of wombed up flower guy.

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

NO!!! NOOOOOOOO MY MOM'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

ok well i think he has some kind of radiation poisoning that makes him able to be pregnant. that's the only explanation here!

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

bbut. i cant be pargent. i'm a buoy

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

|| rolls out of the way and takes out a gun (i have a gun) and shoots you no miss

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

ugh, okay so there's this guy. this HAG. and he's being an asshole to me because i'm not 70 years old and i can't smoke.

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