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— SAM! 🎸

@goblindestroyer.bsky.social
47 followers 35 following 104 posts

this is a song about farming and chopping wood :D icon by nendracula on tumblr, minors dni

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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
when the farmer first moved in they would bring me pizzas twice a week. i think they were trying to fatten me up,,,
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
but you pipi'd on the floor...
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
oh. okay i don't want to do that. i don't want to touch your pee.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
oh you pipi'd on the floor and not pupu'd.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i went to the doctors and i am 👆NOT boypregonate
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i don't like what you just said. you make it sound like you just took a dump on the floor
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Whar
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sometimes when im bored at work i submerge my coworker shane in tar and he gets mad as fuuuuck
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ooooh. tummy ache :(
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guys sebastian texted me and said i have W wobblemeat what does that mean
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ough,
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
||
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i wads oiteraly juwt born in a wet carborbox all aloane(
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ooogh i,m so o ioo oregnwnt admnd poisoned from veming,
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oooogh my god you owe me 18 years of child support oooooohhhhhh
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ooogh my god its that pervert's fault. he splooged on me and it went through my clothes and absorbed into my skin and now i'm boypreggers. :(
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i believe you!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING⁉️
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bbut. i cant be pargent. i'm a buoy
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ugh, okay so there's this guy. this HAG. and he's being an asshole to me because i'm not 70 years old and i can't smoke.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
farmer said im the white boy on their roster #whatdatmean
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
that evil pervert will pay.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
nuh uh your mom!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you do actual sodomy
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you literally splooged on me dude. whats gayer than that.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YOU'RE gay
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YOU!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING ME UGLY!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
r/pelicantown: WIBTA if i stole my dad's gun and shot a guy (he splooged on me)?
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you actually wanna touch me so bad
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YOU'RE SICK
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HEEEEELP! PERVERT!!!! THERE'S A PERVERT HERE AND HE SPLOOGED ON ME!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WHAT
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
one time sebastian asked me if i thought nyx from hit game Hades 1 was plapbait and i didn't know what to say
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BOOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
yeah something like that
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
SOMEONE get your dog
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BOOO!!!! STINKY POOPOO!!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i mean me neither i guess but you just kinda know whats in the bible roughly
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FUCK YOU!!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh my god you look awful
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh. well it's a book...
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
drinking's ok. you're allowed to do that it's in the bible
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh and of COURSE he's a PERVERT!!!!!!
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you're literally the oldest person in the whole world.
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
woah...
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh ok. you're an old cokewhore. that makes sense to me
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i don't think cigarettes existed back then...
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"young." you look like you are actively dying
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— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i don't like this guy
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