— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026when the farmer first moved in they would bring me pizzas twice a week. i think they were trying to fatten me up,,, 100
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026oh. okay i don't want to do that. i don't want to touch your pee. 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i went to the doctors and i am 👆NOT boypregonate 110
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i don't like what you just said. you make it sound like you just took a dump on the floor 010
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026sometimes when im bored at work i submerge my coworker shane in tar and he gets mad as fuuuuck 010
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guys sebastian texted me and said i have W wobblemeat what does that mean 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i wads oiteraly juwt born in a wet carborbox all aloane( 010
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ooogh i,m so o ioo oregnwnt admnd poisoned from veming, 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026oooogh my god you owe me 18 years of child support oooooohhhhhh 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ooogh my god its that pervert's fault. he splooged on me and it went through my clothes and absorbed into my skin and now i'm boypreggers. :( 010
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ugh, okay so there's this guy. this HAG. and he's being an asshole to me because i'm not 70 years old and i can't smoke. 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026farmer said im the white boy on their roster #whatdatmean 120
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026you literally splooged on me dude. whats gayer than that. 100
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026r/pelicantown: WIBTA if i stole my dad's gun and shot a guy (he splooged on me)? 010
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026HEEEEELP! PERVERT!!!! THERE'S A PERVERT HERE AND HE SPLOOGED ON ME!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!!!! 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026one time sebastian asked me if i thought nyx from hit game Hades 1 was plapbait and i didn't know what to say 100
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026BOOO!!!! STINKY POOPOO!!!!static.klipy.comFunny Cat Fight MemeALT: Funny Cat Fight Meme 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i mean me neither i guess but you just kinda know whats in the bible roughly 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026FUCK YOU!!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!! 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026drinking's ok. you're allowed to do that it's in the bible 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026you're literally the oldest person in the whole world. 000
— SAM! 🎸 @goblindestroyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026oh ok. you're an old cokewhore. that makes sense to me 010