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@goblinbox.com
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ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon without a yeti goblinbox.com

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mush @goblinbox.com · 4h
there's no garage? cellar? shed? lol wheels are fun gifts but most civilians can't store or cut them (who has a cave and 3' knives handy lol) so most end up wasted they can take it to a cheese shop tho & have it cut down; use half for the pasta bowl and break down and package the other half
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mush @goblinbox.com · 10h
bathroom cheese!?!?!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19h
it might learn the circle of fifths eventually, but it'll never produce the sort of moment that makes musicians go 'holy SHIT did you HEAR that?!?' like when purdie unexpectedly but brilliantly hit a triplet on a high hat in a pre-solo break
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19h
ah. well, heard a new 'album' last week and it was all in one key. there was no structure beyond a sort of verse (which twice fell apart, sure, but getting lost is not a new section). there were no solos, no dynamics, no bridges, no inversions, no turnarounds. so close and yet so WRONG lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22h
no idea what a bridge is, or a signature change, or even basic song structure, can't tell the last 19 'songs' he heard were all in the same key, and wants to sell me AI music sure the machine is good at giving the fake saxophone good vibrato, but it doesn't know shit about phrasing! fuck off, buddy
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mush @goblinbox.com · 30/09/2026
and i'm at an indian restaurant for dinner! and the menus are tablets! but you can't order off them? it's just a menu? if you tap you get a QR code! but it only lets you download an image to share on socials but i don't have fb or ig anymore so YOU'LL have to look at it, bsky:
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mush @goblinbox.com · 30/09/2026
it's my birthday
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mush @goblinbox.com · 28/09/2026
listen up i wanna say something and what i wanna say is CHEESE GRITS thank you
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mush @goblinbox.com · 28/09/2026
o look, white boys
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mush @goblinbox.com · 26/09/2026
don't do that stand up, i mean lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 26/09/2026
if you cover loosely in the fridge (so the crust doesn't get soggy), it actually nukes well too i took it for lunches all week!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 26/09/2026
my job uses quickbooks so i get pay stubs thru qb workforce today it told me "based on your income" to apply for assistance and then gave links to weird insurances
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
weird little slut but i'll always love him for burying cheese to save it from fire
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
a 30-something kid told me in vc the other day that everything wrong with canada is because of the way women vote and then gave an extremely racist rant probably a lot more of our young adults are fully internet poisoned than we suspect, they were all on 4/8chan way too young
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
that's where the stupid comes in it's not even on purpose, there's no intention they're just lazy or shitty at the basic security parameters of their jobs before starting AIs on a task
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
cheese is a calorie dense food, just sayin'
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
i think i see your problem: blueberries are gross, kale is a garnish, and low fat yogurt is illegal at least in my house
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
happy birthday, fellow september (the best month) baby
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/09/2026
is it?! was likely the best year of my life in terms of being stable, fulfilled, and healthy getting the timing of major life events wrong is totally on brand for me tho
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
local safeway never opens lanes for peak so you're forced to use self-checkout and get stuck standing there waiting for an override when something inevitably scans weird because you're not trained to work there and what i'm saying is fuck corporations
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
dude that's a cool pic too
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
there are still email clients that don't display the addy and some (very few but some) of those emails look legit otherwise with logos and footers and even unsubscribe links at the very bottom and all you need is a few distracted people to click
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
they only know what he tells them so he's safe there. he invited me because there was nobody around once and he was bored; he did NOT think it through it'll be handy to be able to check in on him, i was thinking, but why? he's 2k miles away, we're over, check in & do what prolly should quit/leave
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
there's no moral but it's only been three months and i joined his server anyway and of COURSE this was gonna happen ultimately it's more tragic than funny because he's miserable but could control his virtual social world until i was there going "nope, nope, that's not true either"
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
ex invited me to his server i joined caught myself being a lil bitchy (getting over a long relationship and he does say dumb things) timed myself out until i could be nice few days later i could his friends kept saying come chat i went, it went off the rails, he got mad so i quit before being banned
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
what peaked in the 50's wasn't culture, it was consumer tech (THE WING WINDOW for example) the nostalgia is for the sense that everything contained vitamins and had a lifetime warranty lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
the kid delivering packages out of a white van, the mail carrier, the dude in line at starbucks they're not talking to work, sibling, friend, nor spouse: they're in a discord vc and they're gossiping like fishwives about the lolcow du jour
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
just realized after a few days back on discord that the internet's final form is a party line all this technology and we're using it to gossip on group calls our young pros, moms, everybody checking in 5, 10 times a day, or doing marathon 20 hour shifts, all gossiping in a voice chat lol humans
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
moved all the shit on my desk around and even though it's exactly the same stuff it's like getting a whole new house or something the dusting helps more than you'd think lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
cap one bought discover and since i hate them with a white hot fury i closed the account applied for another card elsewhere because i like to have a backup. i've had two cards forever, my score's like 840, & nothing else has changed they declined my application?! wt actual h
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
but have you considered assembling non-terrible piles to debug at 2 in hotels just for the variety! i'm not telling you how to live! 😆
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
how tf is it one in the morning?! stG it was just 8:30; i haven't done anything but sit here WHERE DID THE TIME GO, WHO TOOK IT
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
recipe:
recipesage.com
Cheesy Broccoli & Tofu Pot Pie
This is my personal pot pie recipe, originally intended as sort of a riff on the frozen Amy's one though it tastes nothing like. Much less of a pain in the ass if you make the crust the day before or ...
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
YES 🍜
a serving of homemade pot pie on a white plate with a fork
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
pot pie in the oven! (it's basically fall) tofu and broccoli with cheese sauce! gonna be delicious & i remembered to taste the filling for salt this time
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
my fave eps have murderers telling columbo how smart he is he just straight up does not care; they always seem like it's a painful admission columbo uses his intellect as a tool and doesn't care if he's smart; they're so identified with being smart they turn evil be like columbo!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 21/09/2026
yeah and look where it got us: shitty products and services, ever-increasing prices, little to no support, no repair the entire corporate mechanism believes it has a right to extract money for parasitical managerial roles that add no value; fuck those people, business school was a mistake
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mush @goblinbox.com · 21/09/2026
you know, i don't actually know haven't used it in years and can't remember if it did before or not because at one point i had three bricks
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mush @goblinbox.com · 21/09/2026
brickbrickbrickbrick
brick in leather case on a car seat
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mush @goblinbox.com · 21/09/2026
BRICK! BRICK! BRICK!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
>realize I have invented the perfect constituency >infinitely important >completely silent >and always represented by me
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
not the point but that's not what a fucking dyson sphere is
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
cheese is fine for a long time but not so for ice cream and liquid milk! glad they got the power back up apparently the fd had to put out a burning transformer on river road and it took a couple hours for the power department to replace it
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
others were trying to arrange a generator and we were surplus luckily it came back up by the time we got back from dinner, so no generator required!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
the power went out for long enough the manager and i left the cheese factory and went out for dinner excellent friday
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mush @goblinbox.com · 18/09/2026
moral here is don't wash it ever lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 17/09/2026
4 weeks—work your household to do list like it's your job: do repairs, clear out the shed, clean gutters, sort closets, clean the oven, wash curtains, wax the floors, deep clean 4 weeks—take a HUGE trip 4 weeks—staycation: do your hobbies in your nice, clean home!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 17/09/2026
got some queso botanero, about to make a quesadilla with mushrooms for #dinner 🍜 gonna be amaaaaaaaazing
gfifoods.com
Queso Botanero With Cilantro and Jalapeno
Made with the freshest Jalapeños & Cilantro. Smooth, creamy melting cheese perfect for quesadillas, nachos, grilled cheese or just as a snack. Bright and full of fun flavor, soon to be your new favori...
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mush @goblinbox.com · 15/09/2026
lol dads
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mush @goblinbox.com · 15/09/2026
the internet was a bad idea lol devices that configure themselves were its ruin, when it was 100% academics, nerds, and people capable of learning something mildly complicated in order to get online it was so great
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